Terios the Hedgehog
Smash Hero
My one friend said that Mewtwo and Samus seem like they have the same move set. Mewtwo's Dsmash and Samus' Dtilt, Mewtwo's Dtilt and Samus' DSmash and their Neutral B's.
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?
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Seed of Sorrow
Smash Champion
Dragon_Hawk
Smash Lord
"Pichu is better than Pikachu."
That's the best I've heard. Either that or
"Kirby is the cheapest little <censored> ever! He's too godly!"
But I thought the Pikachu one was funnier tbh.
That's the best I've heard. Either that or
"Kirby is the cheapest little <censored> ever! He's too godly!"
But I thought the Pikachu one was funnier tbh.
Monk/Honkey/Banana
Smash Champion
well today I saw a guy that didn't know how to up-B I thought he was sandbagging at first but he really didn't know about up-B
also
friend :Mario is only good because of his cape
me:...that is the single most dumbest thing I have heard today
friend: why?
me: *Link to Eggz up-air'd blind*
friend: he seems to be only fighting noobs they arn't doing stuff I would do
me:...you do see that he isn't letting them move
also
friend :Mario is only good because of his cape
me:...that is the single most dumbest thing I have heard today
friend: why?
me: *Link to Eggz up-air'd blind*
friend: he seems to be only fighting noobs they arn't doing stuff I would do
me:...you do see that he isn't letting them move
MrMojoRisin
Smash Apprentice
lol 56k, that's the review where I got my quotes from
I was laughing so hard when I was reading that.
I was laughing so hard when I was reading that.
MuBa
Smash Lord
"They need to nerf Mewtwo down on the next game. He's too broken!"
Nubz010
Smash Rookie
" I'll be cheap all i want! Anything to win!"
thats prolly the dumbest thing ive heard. Smash is a great game and you can be competitive but people like that, i cant play with. Ex: spamming missles, or when someone is on there next life and still invincible ko's you. eh.
thats prolly the dumbest thing ive heard. Smash is a great game and you can be competitive but people like that, i cant play with. Ex: spamming missles, or when someone is on there next life and still invincible ko's you. eh.
Ryaneatworld
Smash Apprentice
Thats my stupidest quote right there.
Bowser is the fastest character in Smash bros melee.
Fox is the slowest characters.
Sheik has no third jump.
Yoshi is the lightest characters in the game.
Link has no projectiles
Playing smash bros melee = no life.
and my favorite
Wavesdash only use is to get woman heart... ( i think i fall of my chair when i heard this)
i heard to much.
Fox is the slowest characters.
Sheik has no third jump.
Yoshi is the lightest characters in the game.
Link has no projectiles
Playing smash bros melee = no life.
and my favorite
Wavesdash only use is to get woman heart... ( i think i fall of my chair when i heard this)
i heard to much.
MetalLuigi1209
Smash Ace
This isnt really a n00bish thing in the game, but its kinda funny. When we were playing all pokeballs very high just for fun, a snorlax comes, and knocks my friend off. About 10 minutes later when we were done with that game, he says "I'd have to say, Snorlax is my pet peeve." So random..., but funny.
Zodiac
Smash Master
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Heres a new one,
"What?! You edgehogged me?!"
"What was that slidy thing you did just now!?"
"L- cancleing what?!"
"Sorry if I dont use any of those techniqes, I happen to have more honor in battle"
Yea, just this weakend oh yea and
"This why ssb is better than ssbm"
"What?! You edgehogged me?!"
"What was that slidy thing you did just now!?"
"L- cancleing what?!"
"Sorry if I dont use any of those techniqes, I happen to have more honor in battle"
Yea, just this weakend oh yea and
"This why ssb is better than ssbm"
Eci4
Smash Ace
my favorites lately are people who don't know what cancels are exactly...
Because I showed some noobs Tapion's combo video (Isai are you Watching) and in the middle of a combo that is off the edge this kid says "I'm sure I just saw 2 cancels there"
.... I don't know what the kid thought he was seeing...
Because I showed some noobs Tapion's combo video (Isai are you Watching) and in the middle of a combo that is off the edge this kid says "I'm sure I just saw 2 cancels there"
.... I don't know what the kid thought he was seeing...
Giggidax
Smash Ace
wow 56k that review from like 2 pages ago was so stupid! talking about how any scrub can pull of all the "noob" combos ssbm has to offer. LAWL! im still working on waveshining! how arrogant
Marth_Player_X2012
Smash Rookie
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"Why are you just standing there?"
"I'm waiting for the moment to attack"
"Let me hit you!!"
"I'm waiting for the moment to attack"
"Let me hit you!!"
phish-it
Smash Champion
Some guy charging luigi's Forward Smash:
"Isn't that a on hit kill?"
"Isn't that a on hit kill?"
You have the best forum name. Sucks that you just joined and missed the awards.
ANYWAY, quote:
Vane (user on boards) referring to advanced techniques:
"I try not to cheat when I play competitive smash."
My friend today said pilaring was useless.. that kinda made me laugh
"I find it kind of pointless to play you when you're falco, because all you do is hit me so there's no point"
"Then what's the point of fighting games?"
"Well...-mumbles-.."
"What's that?
"-mumbles"
"What's that?"
"F%%% THIS S%%%!" -leaves-
"Then what's the point of fighting games?"
"Well...-mumbles-.."
"What's that?
"-mumbles"
"What's that?"
"F%%% THIS S%%%!" -leaves-
Kevin, your avatar is Honor's n00b quote. LOL.
My eyes hurt from watching your sig too long >.<
xTOXNx
Smash Apprentice
"rumor has it, foxs shine reflects attacks"
maybe not funny reading it, but its sure as hell was funny when the kid with down syndrome said it.
maybe not funny reading it, but its sure as hell was funny when the kid with down syndrome said it.
Do you even understand the amount of lazuas they chargin'?
Linkster47
Smash Apprentice
Today when I was showing my dad how to play, he said
"Which ones the A button?"
It wasn't a n00b question, it was below that, it was a ????? question. A ????? is a person who has just picked up the controller and is trying to figure out how to hold it, they are the lowest class you can be in SSBM or SSB.
Besides that I've heard other dumb stuff like...
"Stop hitting me"(that ones a classic)
"Where are all the items?"
"How'd you get that bomb?"(w/ Link)
"How'd you jump three times?"
"Advanced techniques suck!"
"Which ones the A button?"
It wasn't a n00b question, it was below that, it was a ????? question. A ????? is a person who has just picked up the controller and is trying to figure out how to hold it, they are the lowest class you can be in SSBM or SSB.
Besides that I've heard other dumb stuff like...
"Stop hitting me"(that ones a classic)
"Where are all the items?"
"How'd you get that bomb?"(w/ Link)
"How'd you jump three times?"
"Advanced techniques suck!"
Dark_Cloud
Smash Apprentice
"It is a joke to say that smash has a pro community, its a party game."
Stupid people >_>
Stupid people >_>
Uck
Smash Journeyman
"I cant feel the button latency lag on the HDTV its fine"
After 5 months of playing on their new shiny hdtv my aquitances started noticing how bad they have been getting and after 5 long months they finally decide to go back to the old tv.
Even with proof on hand they didnt listen.haha
After 5 months of playing on their new shiny hdtv my aquitances started noticing how bad they have been getting and after 5 long months they finally decide to go back to the old tv.
Even with proof on hand they didnt listen.haha
Starlord Titus
Smash Rookie
Here's mine:
"You can't do that......wait stop for a second.....hold on!! You can't hit me! Wait, stop, stop, stop. Ok, let me try something, hold on, hold on, let me just hit you. Dude, stop! Wait! Let me just try something. WHAT THE? Dude, how'd you do that? I know every move in the game and I've never done THAT before. Wait, HOLD ON! **** IT!! Dude you cheated, plus something was wrong with my controller, LOOK, the control stick is loose."(It was a brand new controller)" FINE! WHATEVER! I don't want to play anymore, let's play the one for Gamecube, there is NO WAY you'll beat me on that one!"
Before you say anything, yeah I know, I agree with you.....And that people, was the dumbest thing I EVER heard SMASH related.
"You can't do that......wait stop for a second.....hold on!! You can't hit me! Wait, stop, stop, stop. Ok, let me try something, hold on, hold on, let me just hit you. Dude, stop! Wait! Let me just try something. WHAT THE? Dude, how'd you do that? I know every move in the game and I've never done THAT before. Wait, HOLD ON! **** IT!! Dude you cheated, plus something was wrong with my controller, LOOK, the control stick is loose."(It was a brand new controller)" FINE! WHATEVER! I don't want to play anymore, let's play the one for Gamecube, there is NO WAY you'll beat me on that one!"
Before you say anything, yeah I know, I agree with you.....And that people, was the dumbest thing I EVER heard SMASH related.
sagemoon
Smash Lord
Okay these arnt all the dumbest things, but they are funny anyway
When i was playing game and watch with my friend hes like "BACON OMG BACON!"
Same person when he was playing DK "DONT TOUCH MY TIE!!!!" *hits me witha fully charged b to kill me*
kid link misses hookshot then he yells "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and gets hit by the tip of marths f-smash for the win
"You may have beat me with this char, but can you beat the P?!"
"Do you know how to wavedash?"
"I dont need to wavedash with samus, because she has all ranged moves"
"Mewtwos like the best character in the game, I mean the best player in the country won the last country tournament with him"
"You mean ken right....... and with marth?"
"I know how to edge hog, i just dont do it because it makes the game stupid"
When my brother was shield grabbing a noob. "Thats the dumbest thing i've ever seen"
When I was shield grabbing the same noob. "Woah thats cool teach me how to do it!"
And this ones worth a second mention
"Can you beat the P?!"
When i was playing game and watch with my friend hes like "BACON OMG BACON!"
Same person when he was playing DK "DONT TOUCH MY TIE!!!!" *hits me witha fully charged b to kill me*
kid link misses hookshot then he yells "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and gets hit by the tip of marths f-smash for the win
"You may have beat me with this char, but can you beat the P?!"
"Do you know how to wavedash?"
"I dont need to wavedash with samus, because she has all ranged moves"
"Mewtwos like the best character in the game, I mean the best player in the country won the last country tournament with him"
"You mean ken right....... and with marth?"
"I know how to edge hog, i just dont do it because it makes the game stupid"
When my brother was shield grabbing a noob. "Thats the dumbest thing i've ever seen"
When I was shield grabbing the same noob. "Woah thats cool teach me how to do it!"
And this ones worth a second mention
"Can you beat the P?!"
Monk/Honkey/Banana
Smash Champion
I'm not sure I can beat the P, but...
"you almost bit the crust" (refering to ness' PK Flash [Listen he says PK Crust])
"you almost bit the crust" (refering to ness' PK Flash [Listen he says PK Crust])
thedocsalive
Smash Ace
"Dude, edgehogging is cheap."
"Why? You can do it too."
"Yeah, but I don't."
"Why not?"
"Because it's cheap!"
"Why? You can do it too."
"Yeah, but I don't."
"Why not?"
"Because it's cheap!"
Kada
Smash Journeyman
I realize this has probably been said before, but really. I don't want to look through 88 pages <_<...
The moron in Nintendo Power who says,
"C-Sticking is for noobs who don't know how to use smash attacks."
Every time I think about it, I get even more annoyed.
The moron in Nintendo Power who says,
"C-Sticking is for noobs who don't know how to use smash attacks."
Every time I think about it, I get even more annoyed.
Black Waltz
Smash Champion
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my friend recently said this (verbatim, complete with emphasis on the letters)
"YOU NAABBB, don't you know that more people play gunz than smash!?!? smash is for ******* like you who are gayyy."
"YOU NAABBB, don't you know that more people play gunz than smash!?!? smash is for ******* like you who are gayyy."
Monk/Honkey/Banana
Smash Champion
....lol that post is funny to me cause I actually know what Gunz is and smash defiantly blows gunz out of the water.
Santi
Smash Lord
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haha my little brothers friend came over and i asked him2 play with brother against me. he had never playedthe game and u can tell.
*puts his cursor on samus.. "is sharah good?"
i started laughing
" o my bad is shamoo good?"
i laughed harder
i picked onnet
i told him that when he sees the exclamation mark , a cars coming and to junp out of the way
" how do u jump?"
* cars hits him and i laugh
*it happens again
"wtf y is the car hitting me when im on the grass?"
i lmao so hard when i heard that.
after the match i pick poke floats so i can laugh hardder
my brother thought his friend picked the course and got mad and told him 2 stop picking these courses
"i dont even know how 2 pick these gay courses"
hahhah
then later he jumps on venasaur...
"SQUIRTLE!!!!"
*puts his cursor on samus.. "is sharah good?"
i started laughing
" o my bad is shamoo good?"
i laughed harder
i picked onnet
i told him that when he sees the exclamation mark , a cars coming and to junp out of the way
" how do u jump?"
* cars hits him and i laugh
*it happens again
"wtf y is the car hitting me when im on the grass?"
i lmao so hard when i heard that.
after the match i pick poke floats so i can laugh hardder
my brother thought his friend picked the course and got mad and told him 2 stop picking these courses
"i dont even know how 2 pick these gay courses"
hahhah
then later he jumps on venasaur...
"SQUIRTLE!!!!"
homsar
Smash Ace
"Ice climbers are the best because there are two of them."
SmashNinja02
Smash Cadet
" I keep trying to get Sonic and Tails but i can't beat cruel melee"
lol and my friend is still trying to do it.
"Smash isn't a real game"
"Stop it man stop. let me do something really fast. let me try a trick.come on please stop.stop it man.come on please let me try something.ok forget it i'm not playing anymore."
and since that day my brother has nevered played me in smash again. Sad isn't it.
lol and my friend is still trying to do it.
"Smash isn't a real game"
"Stop it man stop. let me do something really fast. let me try a trick.come on please stop.stop it man.come on please let me try something.ok forget it i'm not playing anymore."
and since that day my brother has nevered played me in smash again. Sad isn't it.
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