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Which brawl/melee character would be your best friend?

SmashAura4

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Well, the title pretty much says it. Which character would you choose to be your real life friend?

My pick would be Lucario, so he could show me some kick-but aura tricks.
 

Nurotasama

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Lucario: then I could have an awesome sparring partner. And have some to talk to and play video games with of course.
 

Newskool

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You tell me
Ness. We could go out on a sunny day for some baseball or alien hunting or cult smashing or evil incarnate destroying.
 

PCHU

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I wish Ike were my friend.
Then, he could really fight for his friends (I have some) and he would do it gladly.
Wow, he could take on entire gangs.
Ike is a big help in real life.

Lucario would be awesome, too.
He would be like a half-pet.
He's like a dog, but he can walk and talk and stuff.
Now tell me that's not cool.
Ok, please don't tell me that that's not cool.

Lucas.....no.
WIMP!

Ness......no.
HEROIC! (He'd get himself killed).

Marth.....no.
He got kind of freaky in Brawl.

Falco would rock.
He could stop people from eating all of my cake.

Fox would be great, too.
Go overseas, call out his 'master.

Wolf would be so cool as a friend.....except for that howling at freakin 2:00 AM!

Sonic would also be good.
But, he'd have a problem at school.
You just don't shout "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!" to everyone.

Captain Falcon...
That knee would come in handy. (Funny....knee, handy....hand.....knee....hah.)

PICHU!
OH HOLY CRAP IT IS A MUST.
You absolutely HAVE to have a Pichu.
It's furry, it has anime eyes, and it can shock the freakin heck out of your friends.
AWESOME!

And last but not least.....
Shaymin.
IT'S A FLIPPIN CHIA PET, BUT BETTER!
BUY IT TODAY!!!!!!YAY!!!!
 

DarkShadowRage

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Zero Suit Samus, because Samus is awesome.
 

Jigglymaster

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Theres no needing to say who my best friend would be. I think all of you can figure that out for yourselves.
 

Speedsk8er

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I'd baby-sit IC.

King Dedede seems like he'd be a cool guy.

Captain Falcon because he could make a man out of me. :3

I'd be friends with benefits with Zelda. >:3
 

xX Boezy Xx

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I would befriend Ganondorf so that when he finally rules the world, I will be spared a long torturous death.

I would also become BFF's with Ike, because of reasons stated earlier in this thread.
 

jakeadactyl

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peach and i could go shopping and me and zss have sort of the same hair so we'd probably hit it off.
 

Rigor Mortis

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Pikmin and olimar, I always wanted to know how would it feel like to have sex with living crayola crayon aliens, and olimar being a astronaut gives a good backstory for a long porno intro
 

~rh

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Mm... I'd also be best friends with ZSS... for obvious reasons.
 

Demon_Fox

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As a friend I would definitely choose Zamus or Zelda (if Zamus had brown hair, then definitely her but she doesn't).

But as a friend I would pick either Fox (he's my main, he has a space ship and he's pretty cool) or Ike (seemed like a nice guy in the FE games, fights for his friends).
 

Zanoske

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Fox! because he has an awesome space ship that shoots lasers and goes to outer space... But I'll probably have to visit the doctor frequently because of his barrel rolls =X
 

OmegaXXII

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Bowser so he can show me how to rule an Army of Koopas just like he does plus he could be my weight training partner
 

Yuna

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Best kickass "girlfriend" (as in female friend): Zelda - I could have her Lightning Kick my enemies
Best "accessory" friend: Jigglypuff - Whenever I need to make a quick escape or just revenge on my enemies, I'd only have to pull her out of my bag and have her Sing them to sleep. And then I can kick their ***** or draw *****es on their faces or whatever.
Best chaffeur: Fox, Falco or Wolf - To take me places. They can instantly fly me across the globe with their Arwings.
Cutest little friend thingy: Shota-Link. Because he's just toooooo cute.
Cutest little sexy thing: Pit. Because he's shota, hot and cute. And legal because he's apparently a teen or something judging by his voice.
Best boyfriend: Ike. Because he's smexy and manly. Ike's the man for me. Snake's got a nice *** and buff bod, but the facial hair has to go!
Best bank robber accomplice: Samus - Because she can move at Mach 5.
Best F-U friend: Ness and Lucas. Have a grudge? An enemy? Someone you just wanna mess with? Have them psionically F them over, possibly landing them in a coma or killing them (only to be used on really vile people like murderers or something).

It's hard to choose one. But Ness or Lucas would probably be a pretty good choice for me since they could help me with tons of stuff. Have to move heavy stuff? Never fear, telekinesis is here! Out camping and need a fire? PK Fire! Car ain't starting? PK Thunder. Need ice? PK Freeze. Need a flare? PK Flash. Need to F someone over? Random psychic powers for the win.

Just... don't get them pissed off at you.

And I'd totally do Ike, Pit, Twilight Princess Link, Marth, and Snake (after shaving off his facial hair)(in that order, as in my first pick would be Ike, my 2nd Pit, etc.).
 

Sun-Wukong

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I would say Snake, but he would probably die in a few years what with the whole "unstable DNA due to cloning" thing. So, it would be a toss up between Samus and Sonic. Samus is one Badass woman, and teh hotness. Sonic is cool, and really fast, so times would definately be fun.

Yeah...
 
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