Wish Corruptor

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, but they're all taken.

I wish I had head-explodey. (The person who responds properly to this one gets a cookie ^ ^)

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, Your head explodes

I wish MK wasn't so broken

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

granted, but Sakurai laughs at other attempts to balance the other characters.

I wish Snake's U-tilt wasn't so broken.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, now his Fsmash comes out frame 1 instead.

I wish I had a cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb.

 

[NukSuCao]

Granted, but no one understands what that is so your fancy new toy makes you an outcast in society.

I wish school started an hour later.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but it ends 5 hours later than the original ending time.

I wish that I didn't have the graveyard shift tomorrow night.

 

[Blackatticus]

granted, take tonight's shift instead

I wish I had a job

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, your job is to be a wooden board at a karate tournament.

I wish people knew what a cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb is.

 

[Blackatticus]

Granted, but every time you say rhubarb, Chuck Norris kills a puppy

I wish Nick Cannon never ruined my childhood

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, Britney Spears did it instead

I wish book movies wouldn't cut so much out of the books.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, book based movies are 5-7 hours long and they bore normal viewers to tears.

I wish I had a TV

 

[Blackatticus]

Granted, but you only have one channel w/ a harry potter marathon--and and since book are now 5-7hours long well...

I wish I can shot web

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it happens every time you're "go early" with a girl.

I wish for a bottle of clear spring water.

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, but the cap is melted on to the bottle.

I wish I had some waffles.

 

[Deleted member]

granted, but there's no syrup or ice cream

i wish that i had a pie

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's just the crust with no filling or substance to it.

I wish I had a comb.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but you can't spell c-o-m-b-o without spelling c-o-m-b, and there are no combos in Brawl, so you can't play Brawl in your life ever again, or else you will lose that comb.

I wish my laptop wasn't so awfully bad. (Note: "Now it's worse" is not a viable corruption)

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. Its not so awfully bad anymore, its just plain bad.

I wish I could stop the alarm on my phone from vibrating, but I'm too lazy and just press snooze.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, your phone just jumps up and smacks you on the face instead.


I wish I could wake up earlier

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you now have Chronic Insomnia.

I wish my work uniform didn't stain so easily.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you work in the nude. xD

I wish I didn't just do that.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, you now have to do your mom.

I wish the Odaiba Gundam statue would come to New York.

 

[†Slader7†]

Granted, but its only 6 inches tall

I wish the Odaiba Gundom statue would come to California instead

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but Al Queda sneaks a bomb inside of it, blowing California off the map.


I wish I had a Giant Robot Car.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but Al Queda somehow found out about your giant robot car and put a bomb inside it

I wish I didn't work the late shift.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you don't work at all. ;3

I wish I could have your shift

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you work from 5 PM to 4 AM every night and 11 AM to whenever they let you off. Have fun!

I wish my shower gel didn't smell so strong.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, it smells bad instead.

I wish I knew what I was doing for my shift

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but they change all the procedures of everything during your second day of work. lol.

I wish I had toilet paper.

 

[ranmaru]

WTH WHAT KIND OF JOB IS THIS

Granted, but you have no toilet.

I wish I could be awesome at making resumes

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you qualify for nothing (I work as a delivery guy in a college town... for now).

I wish I had something to wish for.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you wish for something.

I wish for a job.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's in a foreign country and you don't understand the language. good luck!

I wish I could have a burrito.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, its only a bean burrito though.

I wish for FOOD

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Granted. It is a sandwich that has cyanide, dynamite, deathcap mushrooms, lead paint, and rotten eggs in it. Bon appetite!

I wish I had the Dissidia PSP bundle.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but you lose the chance to play it due to a long string of events.

I wish my Ipod had more digital space.

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

Your wish is granted. But, It will only have 1950-1960s music on it.

I wish I had all the Phoenix Wright games.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Granted. The moment you insert one into your DS, they all expolde.

I wish that I was a Black Mage from Final Fantasy

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

Your wish is granted. But, all the white mages will totally be racist to you, dude.

I wish I could own a pet turtle.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's a snapping tortise. Good luck feeding it.

I wish I could set things on fire (legally)