Wish Corruptor

[Link2thelost90]

Granted its just a prototype with alot of bugs and is incapable of play games.
I wish you were SMACK...dab in the middle of enemy territory.

 

[Orboknown]

granted,but so are you.
I wish firefox hadnt made me double post -.-

 

[Segastorm]

granted, but the cause is a viral bomb in your computer set to go off in 1 day

 

[Orboknown]

sega needs to make a wish...

 

[Segastorm]

oops, I wish I had people to brawl

 

[Orboknown]

granted,but your copy of brawl wont read until they get offline.
I wish I had an n64 and Majora's mask.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the Ben incident occurs.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Segastorm]

granted, but you can't control where to, and since more than 99% of the universe is unlivable to humans....yeah

I wish Kirby was broken in brawl.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but then he was banned. Lol
I wish I was the best SSBB player in Texas

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but you begin failing more and more after you lose to the new guy thats loses to everyone but you and now you're the best at being the worst in Texas and that new guy everyone ***** at the beginning is now the new best in Texas.
I wish Wario could fly with his normal Uair like he does as Warioman.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but he now falls faster kirby's stone
I wish I had perfect teeth

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but their false teeth.
I wish Pikachu was red with yellow cheeks.

 

[Segastorm]

granted, but it's caused by a plauge that makes someone die in hours

I wish I had the power of ice

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Granted but if your body temperature goes above the freezing point, you melt.

I wish I wasn't tired. ~_~

 

[Segastorm]

granted, but you can't sleep it off

I wish I had the power of x-ray vision.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

granted, but now you see through everything, and so see nothing but space

I wish I had blue eyes.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted its also quite black if you get what mean.
I wish for the sword Excalibur.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but you are not the chosen one, so you can only look at it.
I wish I was a rockstar.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but you play the electric triangle.
I wish for the triforce.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

granted, but ganon steals it.
I wish for nothing.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted, but Nothing kills you.

Spoiler

(C what I did thar)

I wish Ivysaur could use his leafs to fly.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, birds on balloons keep on tearing up his leaves with their talons.

I wish for a time travel machine.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you go back to the Big Bang, becoming vaporized before you even know where you are.

I wish for birds on balloons to give me doubloons.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but no one accepts them as currency anymore.
I wish I had my own country.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but its smaller than Rhode Island and gets conquered by larger countries with minimal effort.
I wish Luigi and Mario had smaller noses

 

[Segastorm]

granted, but according to the theory of paralell universe, the size change kills billions

I wish I was pro.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but everyone else becomes even more pro than you.
I wish I had three more wishes.

 

[FIREL]

Granted, all 3 wishes are corrupted.

I wish for a bob-omb

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but the mods take it away.
I wish for a pair of wings.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, here's a redbull. Btw, it's filled with laxatives.

I wish for trace amounts of time travel

 

[PieSquared]

granted, but not only can you not control them, but they happen at the worst times.

I wish for a mint condition NES

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but you have no games for it and can't find them anywhere else.
I wish I worked for Nintendo.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get to wash their dirty dishes.

I wish that when I hummed a song, it would sound like a whole band.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but if you whistle lightning will strikes you.
I wish I could ride the lightning.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you still get hurt if you crash into a tree with it.

I wish for the ability to revisit nostalgic events.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but you revisit them at supersonic speeds, making it near impossible to understand the events.

I wish I could travel through time.

 

[Segastorm]

granted, but you can only do it once, but you don't know that...

I wish I could be on more

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you're on more... sheep.

I wish I was better at painting.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but all your art explodes before you finish it.
I wish for a donkey.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's Don Key, master of lock-picking... and he's not on your side.

I wish I could make a taco launcher.