Wish Corruptor

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. But you keel over from a heart attack immediately afterwards.

I wish that I could travel through time.

 

[ranmaru]

granted you travel back through time and you appear near your mom while she is in her first time, you are going so fast you trip and you make her trip and she breaks her back and then she can't move much physically and OH NOES you start to fade away

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. But (insert how your nonexistent wish fails)

I wish I had a Hookshot.

 

[ranmaru]

granted.

I wish for.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted but the period starts to grow larger and larger until it consumes you!

I wish Metallica would play a concert in my backyard.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but it was their last concert ever, as the pyrotechnics blew them up...

i wish people still made gamecube games.

 

[Metal~Mario]

granted, but you don't understand its awesomeness and your brain explodes.

I wish I could ninja anyone I wanted to.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. But your family is then hunted down by rival ninjas.

I wish for a trip to Japan.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. Godzilla attacks the island in a cliched sort of way while you're there and you become his appetizer.

I wish I could wall kick like a pr0.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but your legs hurt like hell.

i wish it was simpler to think of wishes to post...

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted, but your account is deleted in a bizarre cyberterrorist attack.

I wish there was a cure for cancer.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, the cure is DIABEETUS!!!

i wish i had a gun...

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. It never works and is too flimsy to cause any damage whatsoever.

I wish I had a private jet.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but its not big enough.

I wish for food.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. It spoils before you can eat it.

I wish acne would always go away after a certain age.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, the age set is: 2,000,000,000...

i wish for a farmers-market-worth of tortillas...

 

[Deleted member]

granted bu the tortillas are old and mouldy

i wish for all these new versions of the DS to actually have a better bit process unit so it can play higher quality games so the graphics are at least equal to the psp.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, your eyeballs explode from just looking at the screen...

i wish master control (the CN block) would air again (hopefully with shadowmark returning)...

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, but you still can't help posting unfunny comix on the "You Laugh, You Lose" thread, despite popular disapproval.

I wish that I could see into the 4th spatial dimension.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, you go crazy Lovecraftian style.

I wish for lemonade.

 

[Driudkoichi]

Granted but it evaporates before you can drink it

I wish that I could hack my pokemon games

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but Nintendo catches you, and sends you to Guantanamo Bay.

I wish I were a bird

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you become a penguin.

I WISH I COULD WATCH YOUTUBE VIDS IN ALL THEIR SPLENDOR BUT ALL I GET IS ****ING LAG AND HALF A HEADPHONE D: <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, but 1 second later Youtube closes down. FOREVER.

I wish to watch Peep and the big wide world FOREVER.

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted but you go blind...

I wish that I could go on vacation to the bahamas!

 

[RetroAntonio]

You die.

I wish I could eat a rock.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. It melts.

I wish for..........

 

[UberMario]

Granted .......... falls all over you.

I wish I knew how Street Fighters got into a Mario comic.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but then ze germans sue you.

I wish my 360 didn't break

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted, but turns into Wii

I wish I had a sammich....

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, but it's poisoned and you die a slow, horrible, painful death. love you!

I wish for...a pet leaf.

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted, but the wind blows it away

I wish, I had more wishes

 

[Sexy Mirage]

Wish granted, but you'll have to pay millions for each one!

I Wish I had a big large hammer to smash people with it.

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted...buut your arms fall off, sorry ^^

I wish, that it would rain ice cream

 

[ranmaru]

Granted its sugar free : D

I wish for class to be canceled

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Yay! :D

granted, but it's becuz you get to do school all summer

I wish for chocolate!

 

[RetroAntonio]

It's delicious.

I wish for healing powers.

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted, cuz I love you too xD

I wish
for the ability to fly :D

 

[RuNNing Riot]

Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and die a horrible death.

I wish I had motivation.

 

[Sexy Mirage]

Granted, a kiss from the uglyest person in the world

I wish a strawberry covered by chocolate