Wish Corruptor

[Pysko]

Granted but when you by the Wii it will mess up within seconds of playing and the games will be scratched.

I wish that every guy would die except me and all the hot girls and I would repopulate the world.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted but you then get an insane amount of diseases.

I wish for a 6'2'' chicken that won't get run over or killed or harmed.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but the chicken wants a chibifibi drumstick.

I wish for success in all of my mafia games.

 

[Skylink]

Granted. They all immedeatly end, you win, and now the games have all ben restarted exactly where they left off.

I wish that me posting in threads in the pool room doesn't kill them all the time, especially when there are broomers in there.

 

[Zook]

Granted. However, the mods ban you for being to lively.

I wish that Pichu will be god-tier in Brawl.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but he'll be cheaper than Sheik and anyone that uses him is considered a cheap n00b and is shunned by everyone on the planet.

I was that you could JC rolls in Brawl.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but that is only true for trillionth of a second and then you can no longer do it.

I wish I knew what a JC roll was.

 

[entity]

Granted, but you discover that they are just 2 words for a car. Thus a wasted wish.

I wish to be omnipotent.

 

[sligmasta]

granted, but knowing everything, you realize how much everything sux and kill yourself

i wish i were suave with the ladies

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but the "ladies" are men in disguise.

I wish that I owned everyone at WoW.

(And JC roll= jump cancelled roll.)

 

[chibifibi]

(Oh okay, thanks for telling me) Granted, but then everyone stops playing it.

I wish for this wish to get corrupted
(If you do corrupt it then you granted my wish, but you have yet to corrupt it) >.>!
(If you don't corrupt it then you simply haven't granted the wish, which wouldn't be following the rules since you have to grant then corrupt.

 

[Vulpine51]

arg. please ignore the double post. didnt mean for that to happen. we all make mistakes.

 

[Vulpine51]

(Oh okay, thanks for telling me) Granted, but then everyone stops playing it.

I wish for this wish to get corrupted
(If you do corrupt it then you granted my wish, but you have yet to corrupt it) >.>!
(If you don't corrupt it then you simply haven't granted the wish, which wouldn't be following the rules since you have to grant then corrupt.

granted, but now im going to corrupt your wish with my next wish


I wish i hadnt corrupted chibifibi's wish therefore corrupting it but still not corrupting it (did i just blow your mind?)

 

[-Zangetsu-]

Granted, The last 3 posts, Never existed, but are still shown(therfore corrupted).


I wish i had a way to get to The Smash Aid Tournament coming up!

 

[Fan Of the Sandbag]

Wish granted, but you had to wait til you were 50.

I wish I can beat my cousin at SSBM.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but SSBM is a real place, and you end up killing your cousin and going to jail.

I wish my mafia game would not lag or die off.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but then you can no longer view smashboards.com pages anymore.

I wish King DeDeDe were in SSBB and had the same 'feel' as Ice Climbers.

 

[Alandorf]

Your wish is granted but everytime you use him your Wii explodes.

I wish i was Pitt.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but your pits smell so horendously that no one wants to come in contact with you, and the stench is irreversable.

I wish my Wii wouldn't explode when I use King DeDeDe.

 

[-Zangetsu-]

Granted, but you will need to use GBA connectivity to play as him.

I wish my ds lite, would stop having sex with my hands.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but then everything else in the universe has sex with your hands.

I wish I could remember where I've heard something similar to Zangetsu's wish.

 

[entity]

Granted, but your ds lite wants to have sex with your hands.

I wish to have unlimited wishes.(without any corruption)

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but you accidentally wish for your wishes to be all gone when you were actually being sarcastic.

I wish I didn't die from the stupid event in lost mafia. (What crap!)

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but you died in another event later and you turned up MAFIA!!!!

I wish we lynch a mafia in the lost mafia game

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but that speeds up the pregnant woman's birth, whatever it does. I mean, who's the real one though? I can't figure it out.

I wish that killerplacebos starts being more active.

 

[Alandorf]

Granted, but all he does is spam all the time.

i wish i didnt need sleep, ever.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted but you can't do anything except move involuntary muscles. (blinking reflex, maybe twitching every now and then, breathing, heart pumping, etc.

I wish it was possible to makeout with myself.

 

[rabidbunny33]

Granted, but you're a bad kisser.

I wish I hadn't broken my cell phone.

 

[-Zangetsu-]

Granted, but it turns into a pager instead.

I wish I could spray graffiti like in Jet Set Radio Future.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but that's all you can do.

I wish I was as insane at hacky sack as Vasek Klouda.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but you can't stop and do anything else.

I wish shows could be downloaded for free online without pop-ups, viruses, or spyware.

 

[Alandorf]

Granted, but you get in an accident and you are currently in a coma

I wish i was Gambit

 

[homsar]

Granted but then I changed my mind.

I wish I didnt get this wish.

 

[Kragen]

Your wish is granted, but because you didn't want it, someone else got it, and wished you would get the flu. Bummer.

I wish my holidays would last longer.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but you have to do labor with no reward. Glad to be out of my coma.

I wish the universe would be destroyed.

 

[Skylink]

Were you in a coma?

Anyways, You wish is granted, but some wishes are under a "some waiting required" policy.

I wiish that my keyboard would stop making typos for me to keep fixing.

Last repaired by typos: Skylink @ 6/16/06

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but now your mouse is attracted to porn sites and you can't clear your history.

I wish that my empire will take over the wifi world.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but you still got the universe to go. By the way, the coma thing is from an above post.

I wish the wish I wish for is wishful and wish for ten more wishes.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but your wishes are all wasted from stupid comments like"I wish I was dead." At least you were wishful.

I wish that my hunter rank would rocket sky high in MPH.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but your heart stops.

I wish Agent Smith would stop bugging me with his spam.