Wish Corruptor

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but they are lazy and stupid so they never do what you want because they can't.

I wish for Pokemon become real.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the Pokemon only exist on a planet light years away from Earth, therefore you will be dead before mankind is able to travel to their planet.

I wish my bed was more comfortable.

 

[Fluttershy]

lol just had the same wish on the other wish corrupter with pokemon being real

granted but it's too comfortable that you can't get up and become a bed potato for the rest of your life


i wish today was Saturday already

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but it was last week's saturday. I wish Sakurai would stop being a troll.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but Miyamoto then takes over Smash Bros. and trolls much like Sakurai once did.

I wish I to be able to talk to animals.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted you become Fluttershy..... wait how is this corrupting?!

i wish there was more macaroni LESS CHEESE

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but there is only one milligram of cheese on the macaroni.
I wish that everyone knew that God exists.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but in turn everything else they know is forgotton, and every human is stuck repeating the sentence, "God exists" for the rest of their lives.


I wish I was the best Pac-man player ever.

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but you are so good that you are banned from ever playing it again.
I wish I were an insect jockey.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but all insects increase in size, big enough to be ridden so you can ride them, but they begin to wreck havoc throughout different continents due to their increased size.

I wish I knew what Smash 4's full roster was.

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but they remove the original 12 characters.
I wish that I owned the offspring of Battle Cat and Kirara.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but Battle Cat and Kirara track you down, retrieve their offspring, and kill you.

I wish there were more intelligent people on the Miiverse.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but they are the miis and they find a way out of virtual reality and take over the world

i wish it was Nov 21, 2013 already MLP S4

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but you destroy the spacetime continuum with your careless descisions. Plus, Season 4 is cancelled after 6 episodes.
I wish I could become any animal at will.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you cannot turn back into human form.

I wish for Pumpkin Pie.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but the pumpkin pie was poisoned
i wish i could hug Rarity irl

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but rarity is a thought, not a person, place, or thing.
I wish for $1,000.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the money is taken from a bank, and you are sentenced to 10 years in prison.

I wish there were two bathrooms in my house.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted they are both under maintenance and can't be used for about a year

i wish i had a real master ball

 

[Tacel]

Granted. You get overly excited and use it on a shiny Magikarp.

I wish Youtube wouldn't have merged with Google.

 

[XTheElegantShadowX]

Wish granted, however, it merged with Dial Up instead.

I wish that Fire Emblem would buff Archers/Snipers a bit.

(I could not, for the life of me, figure out how to hide my Sig, so I apologies if it causes any inconvenience.)

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Idk how to hide my sig either.

Anyway-

Granted, but all other classes are nerfed severally.

I wish Thanksigving came more than once a year.

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but the second Thanksgiving is in July, and the turkey is bad.
I wish I could beat Title Defense Mr. Sandman in that Punch-Out remake for Wii.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but it is the only new game you are ever going to beat

I wish this week would hurry up

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but the world explodes! I wish you didn't cause the worlds explosion.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted i didn't cause the world to explode you did

i wish for one small random thing

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but your small random thing is Kirby.... and he eats you. I wish I had a small robot that loved tacos and stuffed pigs.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. The Robot removes all the furniture from your house and replaces it with piles of tacos and stuffed pigs.

I wish for a fourth Lion King movie.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted simba dies

i wish there was another pokemon introduced in ssb4 already

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it's Magikarp, and it is confirmed no other Pokemon veterans will be returning, nor will there be any more Pokemon newcomers.

I wish that I could travel back in time.

 

[XTheElegantShadowX]

Granted, however, you cannot travel back to your own timeline and you'll be forced to live out the remainder of your life in a world you don't recognize.

I do with that Christmas came twice a year.

 

[Mari]

F**k that! I'm not corrupting that wish. That way, I can have Modern Sonic give presents one Christmas and Classic Sonic the other Christmas!

Which brings me to my wish.

I wish that <<<<These guys would come to my house to leave presents under my tree.

(And if they give me Sonic 06, I actually wouldn't mind. :D )

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but your entire house is covered in flaming tire tracks caused by the two.

I wish I got a 3DS game for Christmas

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you travel back in time to Christmas 2013, and it is the only game you will ever get from Christmas again.

I wish for chocolate cake.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but you travel back in time to Christmas 2013, and it is the only game you will ever get from Christmas again.

I wish for chocolate cake.

Granted but the cake is a lie!

I wish that I found a penny on the street

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Granted but the cake is a lie!

I wish that I found a penny on the street

granted, but the penny is now glued to the street and can't not be picked up
wish: I wish for a world without fire emblem debates

 

[KingofPhantoms]

granted, but the penny is now glued to the street and can't not be picked up
wish: I wish for a world without fire emblem debates

Granted, but all other franchise debates become 100 times worse than the Fire Emblem debates ever were.

I wish I could go a day without sleep.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Granted, but all other franchise debates become 100 times worse than the Fire Emblem debates ever were.

I wish I could go a day without sleep.

granted, but now you can never sleep again
I wish for something random to happen

 

[Fire Emblemier]

granted, but you just missed it and no one can explain it to you.

I wish for pokemon in the real world.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

granted, but in 20 years they will take over the world and kill 90% of mankind and enslave the rest
I wish that someone would explain to me about the random thing I missed in my previous wish