Wish Corruptor

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, but then time goes into a continuous loop where today, tomorrow, and yesterday are all the same day.

I wish that I was the undisputed king of videogames for all time.

 

[strider43]

Granted, but nobody likes to play with you because you always win
I wish for other great prizes!

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but you die immediately after you realize you have them.

I wish the first wish in this thread wasn't granted.

 

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, but then this topic would be as good as dead, meaning that you won't be able to make that wish in the 1st place.

I wish that I could be a Vulpix.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but you cant handle the fire and burn yourself from the inside

I wish the 29th wish was only partially granted

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but it was fully granted.

I wish for 129 pizzas.

 

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, but then 128 Marios come and storm your house to take 128 of your pizzas, leaving you with a single pizza that I later on steal as well thanks to my next wish...

I wish that I was Mario from the Super Mario Bros. series and doing what Mario does.

 

[strider43]

Granted but those you are always stuck on world 6-3 because of those pesky hammer bros!

I wish for a voluptuous pachyderm with the equivocable palindromism of an infinite repetitive sequence device, class beta.

 

[TJK1997]

Granted but Mario comes jumps on your head and steals it

I wish for a fish

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but it is already dead. Also, it infects you and you die a horrible, painful death.

I wish for the extinction of bees.

 

[d_shep04]

granted, but the world would run out of honey

i wish i could teleport inside videogames

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but you can't teleport out.

I wish I had thought of another word to go with my name. Seriously, suggestions would be great.

 

[strider43]

Granted but it's style which rhymes with kyle but not glyph, which rhymes with gangster for life.

I wish I can beat Azen and Isai in SSBM

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you came close.

I wish for 130 pizzas.

 

[strider43]

Granted but you're ugly. <--- Your reply sucked butt to!

I wish i could punch out the delivery people! *makes a fist*

 

[BloodBowler]

Granted, however the delivery people press assault charges and you get thrown in jail.

I wish I could do Samus SWD on command.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but so can everyone else, regardless of character.

I wish that whoever grantes this wish and I rocked at everything.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you don't make sense and started to suck at everything.

I wish for 131 pizzas.

 

[BloodBowler]

(Tak, the idea is you grant the wish, without directly corrupting it and saying it can't be done.)

Your wish is granted, however you get them all at once, on top of each other, on top of you, from 100ft up.

I wish for a pack of playing cards

 

[Zabutur]

granted, but, like Tak's pizza's they appear all on top of each other, from 100 feet up.
the catch: they are as big as minivans, and weigh as much as them too.

I wish for a chainsaw, a cactus, a cat, a DVD, and a drumstick from KFC.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but the chainsaw is broken, you swollow the cactus, the cat is feral, the DVD is a chick flick, and the drumstick is from sometime in the early 70's.

I wish for some good TV shows to be on.

Oh, and btw I was trying to say that both the person who granted the wish and me would rock at everything, but I can see how that was misunderstood.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted but no TV that you try to use works.

I wish they made a live action Dragon Ball Z movie that was badass that I do watch.
Trying to make it a little harder to corrupt.

 

[wazgood]

granted but DBZ totally sucks balls now and it will suck balls then

i wishi could freestyle better than Jay-Z

 

[d_shep04]

wish granted, but he still sells more records than you

i wish my wishes came true

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but it takes some time to get wishes to be true.

I wish for 132 pizzas.

 

[d_shep04]

granted, but they are covered in baby drool.

i wish that i get atleast top 3 in my next tourney

 

[Zabutur]

granted, but you get them after you've been shot.
I wish for a TV, a pokeball, a pie, a quarter, 2 pencils, an ant, 3 chain links, and a missile

 

[d_shep04]

wish granted, but they come 8 in one, but when you use the missle, you lose them all

i wish i invent the next gaming system

 

[strider43]

granted but it ended up like the dreamcast <--- P00ned?
I wish for a donkey puncher face, cow. Brother's wife's dentist.....

 

[Legolastom]

They get sent but are lost in the mail...

I wish for my next wish after this to be granted

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but your next wish is, "I wish I sucked." If that isn't your next wish, you may just destroy the space time countinum. Thats the problem with knowing your future...

I wish for some beach side property that wouldn't ever be hit by a hurricane or destroyed in anyway. Also, I wish I would live my life til I die of old age in said house.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but the house is haunted so you are tormented by ghosts for the rest of your life in a house you cant escape from and which cant be destroyed... you die at the age of 143

I wish i sucked (dam)

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but since you kind enough to consider the universe, I'll corrupt it so that you rock.

I wish for two fries and a coke. And Supersize it, please.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but they all make you as fat as bowser... and wario...'s baby!

I wish for the power of Primarch Sanguinius! (Don't grant if you don't know who that is)

 

[strider43]

Granted but instead you have a mastery of ranged combat.

I wish...
for a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce,
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun,
We be up in this drive thru,
Order for two,
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe,
We need some chicken up in here,
In this dizzle,
For rizzle my mizzle,
Extra salt on the frizzle,
Dr. Pepper my brother,
Another for your mother,
Double double super size,
And don't forget the fries.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Ugh, this is a tricky one...

Granted, but the cheeseburger is laced with various diseases, the drive thru is closed, the "number nine in your shoe" is nine differenct species of deadly snakes and spiders, the chicken is still alive, the salt is mixed with feces, the Dr. Pepper is literally a man named Dr. Pepper, and when it is "double double super sized", it is to big for possible consuption. You can have your fries, though.

I wish for an advance copy of Brawl, fully-functional, and I don't want to die or have my Wii break so I can't play it. Oh, and whoever grants this can have one too [/incentive].

 

[BloodBowler]

You have a fully functional working copy of Brawl, your Wii is in perfect condition and can play it, however your advance copy of Brawl is PAL and your Wii is NTSC, thus they are incompatible.

I wish for Unlimited time to play with my advance copy of Brawl and Wii and TV which like the ones before it will not blow up or break or become unusable in any way and I don't want anything negative to happen to me either =D

 

[Sir Nels the Slayer]

Granted, but the positive energy emanating from this device reaches such a level that only a god can touch it and not die. You, I am afraid, are no god.

I wish that people would stop making wishes that are extremely hard to understand and/or corrupt.

 

[Zabutur]

granted, now they are are so simple and identical that this game becomes boring.
I wish for a USB port and a chicken.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but the USB port is IN the chicken, rendering it useless and killing the chicken.

I wish that there would be Golden Sun characters in Brawl that were top tier.