Wish Corruptor

[sonofthesky]

Granted but you get banned from this site.

I wish for my username to be changed to invert alpha.

 

[Frown]

Granted, it turns out that "instant alpha" is a curseword and therefore, you get banned for life.

I wish for my bucket.

 

[sonofthesky]

Granted, its broken

I wish I knew what the hell a "uber pokemon" is and why there banned >.>

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted. You know that they are very strong Pokemon, usually legendaries. But you forget that information.

I wish I was the Shredder.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you get a few pieces of wood on your head and die.

I wish for a new ScrewAttack.com video.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, its in real life and all the actors pimp smack you.

I wish I was angry.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but you knocked down a building and it lands on you.

I wish I had more pizza.

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted, but it explodes in your stomach, killing you.

I wish that I could smack my teacher in the face without any consequences.

 

[Frown]

Granted, but he was about to expel you anyway.

I wish for a cake or a snake.

 

[Torppe]

Granted, but you will get a worm

i wish for a heavy log to smash frowns head :D

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted, but it makes it's way towards you and smashes you.

I wish that Mikuru, Haruhi and Yuki were in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
>:D

 

[Frown]

Um, okay. They have the speed of Ganonforf and the power of Jigglypuff.

I wish I wouldn't get smashed by a log.

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted, You get smashed by Wario's *** Of Stankyness!

 

[Torppe]

Granted, You get smashed by Wario's *** Of Stankyness!

umm you didnt wish :D

 

[XACE-K]

umm you didnt wish :D

Neither did you.

I wish that I lived in a cardboard box.

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted, but a strong wind blows it away, you're homeless now.

I wish for Zelda's Brawl Dress.


(I didn't forget this time! :D)

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but it got burned by a forest fire.

I wish I had Meta Knights sword.

 

[SuperRacoon]

Granted but you twirled around and cut of your own left hand.

I wish i had the raccoon costume from super mario bros. 3.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but it was a dead raccoon suit and it was too small

I wish I had my left hand back

 

[SuperRacoon]

Granted "metaknight's sword transforms into your left hand.'

I wish my neighbor would move away. He is old fat and uber annoying.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but he moves to the other side of the street.

I wish I had more pizza

 

[SuperRacoon]

Granted, a pizza is delivered to you that has lollipops and anchovies on it.

I wish the music that played when you find treasure in the Legend of Zelda games would play every time I opened a box.

 

[Ban3]

granted but every box in the world gets blown away by the wind
i wish that dk had a projectile

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but its a banana(which is not very usfull)

I wish I had a SNES

 

[Ban3]

Granted but dk shoots a banana at it and it blows up

i wish i had an a in world geo

 

[SuperRacoon]

Granted But you failed all your other classes.

I wish i had a home run bat.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but when you hit something it shaters into a million stakes of wood and one stabs you.

I wish I had a dallor

 

[Ban3]

granted but i took it from u
i want a cookie

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but I got my dollar back in the process

I wish I had meta knights cape

 

[Ban3]

granted but i took ur dollar and the cape flew away in the wind
i wish i had a gi joe action figure that said falcon punch everytime i squeezed it

 

[quatripain]

granted, you squeeze it, it punches u

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

:O you didn't wish! XD

I wish for an indestructible, Forever-clean-and-fresh-smelling, Black replica of Princess Peach's Brawl Dress with an indestructible black crown with Real, giant Amethyst jewels, and an Indestructible umbrella that is also black and can make me float around in a happy manner, giving Happiness to everyone in the world, meaning, you all get laid. :D

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, its too small for you. You can't wear it now.

I wish my power level wasn't over 9000.

 

[47drift]

Granted. None of it fits you.

KA-CHOW!

Anyway, I wish I had a pot of gold :D

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted, but you got arrested for stealing from the Lucky Charms Leprechaun.

You Guys are mean...

I wish for The Second Season Of Haruhi Suzumiya to be Gender-bent, and the voice actors rock, the storylines are awesome, and the drawing skills are Fawsomer! and it was really popular too!

 

[Ban3]

granted i took it from u and sold it for a dollar, a cookie, and a G.I. Joe action firgure that yelles falcon punch everytime i squeeze it

I wish for a holographic Chrizard Pokemon card (the one that does 100 damage in one hit and 120 hp)

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, it costs you $100,000 to buy what (and lets face it here) is just a card.

I wish I were a-ok.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're so a-ok you are on the FBI's most wanted list....that made absolutely no sense.

I wish I was a my Melee skills didn't suck after playing Brawl.

 

[Frown]

Stop playing Melee. It's boring.

Granted, you never get to play either.

I wish C.Falcon's moves were better.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but now his defence sucks.

I wish for my dollar back.