Wish Corruptor

[The Dinkoman]

granted but I kill you before you could use them.

I wish I had a wishing well and a penny

 

[Tyman12]

Granted, but you accidentally feed to a pigeon

I wish I had superpowers

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but it's the ability to light yourself on fire, and hurts everytime.

I wish Tyman12 didn't have Ty in his username.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but know he has to kill you because you wanted his name to be changed.

I wish most of the corrupted wishes didn't end up in death or getting hurt.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but a game you were about to beat randomly exploded.

I wish I didnt feed my penny to a pigeon

 

[missingnomaster]

granted, but you fed it George Bush instead.

I wish I had a bucket of chicken.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but I ate all of the chicken

I wish I could kill george bush to get my penny back

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but Cheney kills you. (If you try typing his first name it gets censored)

I wish somebody posted in the Vending Machine thread.

 

[Dime]

Granted. I will do that now

I wish that someone would do something

 

[Ban3]

granted ur mom
i wish that i was a mod

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, you're forced to mod the General Brawl Discussion! (0.o Dun dun duuuuuuun!)

I wish XACE-K would talk some sense in some of the frequent posters in the General Brawl Discussion.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're forced to mod the General Brawl Discussion! (0.o Dun dun duuuuuuun!)

I wish XACE-K would talk some sense in some of the frequent posters in the General Brawl Discussion.

Granted. I'm breaking the rules of this thread and not corrupting this wish. This would be the best job but why me? I'd like to hear your reasoning.

I wish the Tyfighter would tell me why I should talk some sense into the ******* frequent posters in the general brawl discussion.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but I ate your computer so you can never find out.

I wish I could show how awsome my sig is in Forum Games

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, it turns out that it isn't awesome and turns into a total fluke.

I wish Cartoon Network remade classic cartoons, such as Samurai Jack. (that weren't terrible)

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted but the remakes are the cartoon equivalent of Sonic: Genesis.

I wish the next Metroid game has a baby Ridley that is the perfect size to be in Smash Bros.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, Ridley eats the baby as part of the plotline in Metroid Prime 4: Pimpin' the Galaxy.

I wish it was physically possible to hug a little child without having that little echoing in your head that tells you that this act is either perverted or homosexual (depending on the gender of the child).

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but you get angry with the child and throw him of the empire state building

I wish my sig was amazing

 

[Ban3]

granted but i delete it
i wish that i had a cool custom avatar^_^

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but you don't use it because you are too lazy as is.

I wish I had the ability to abuse the Pikaroll.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you get arrested for Pikachu abuse.

I wish Tyfighter would tell me why I should talk some sense into the frequent posters of the g.b.d.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, I tell you that it is the only way to avenge your mistake in 'The Vending Machine'. It is the correct amount of punishment.

I wish KirbyKing would directly tell me when Premium membership will be available.

 

[Tyman12]

granted, but then you lose your job, go bankrupt, and end up in jail

i wish i could have a bird

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, you have it for dinner.

I wish something bad happened to the next poster.

 

[Frown]

Granted, I am your alternative account.

I wish for a fish.

 

[47drift]

Granted, but it multiplied tenfold. And I took them all from you.

I suppose all I can say is... So long, and thanks for all the fish.

I wish I had an awesome trenchcoat and fedora.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, your trenchcoat has rabid alligators in it and I don't know what a fedora is.

I wish I could find my other sneaker.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but you dropped it in a shredder.

I wish I had a non-corrupted wish

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, this is it.

@XACE-K: A fedora is the type of hat Indiana Jones wears.

I wish AC/DC were on iTunes.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but each song costs $2534151643728196472819567812947865731956743965478196478916784961785964718946738914781964781967849

I wish I had a piece of pie

 

[Frown]

Granted, it's an overly used "American pie".

I wish for a jgsdhkfjghskafjgf.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but it transforms to jfklahalgkgakhfsdfjie

I wish for a ahfwqugohriophfdgj44874893471285648

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but Master Cheif (from Arby 'n' the Chief, episode 12 part 2) thinks you copied his idea and kills you with his ROFLGUN, his new weapon.

I wish I may post attachments according to the Posting Rules.
VVV

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you can only post in the General Brawl Discussion.

I wish for a refill.

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted, it's pig blood, you like it, right?
XD
I wish for a ROFLPeach Blossom.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Couldn't resist...XD
Granted, Life Has No Meaning, Only Machine Intelligence Is Truly Important, On A Cosmic Scale.
XD
*shot*

 

[Dime]

Granted. It’s a Karma-Sutra position. You feel violated
I wish I had a special friend.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, your friend is mentally special.

I wish I had a dime (not-counterfitted) for everytime I see the username Dime.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you eventually gain a buck and drop it down the sewer.

I wish for a regular friend.

 

[peach]

Granted; they come in and see you at work every day for a minute or two, and anytime you call or visit, they claim to be busy.

I wish my keys worked on any lock.

 

[Frown]

Granted, a boar eats your hand while you're holding the key.

I wish for the entire world.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but Ridley Kirby destroys it with pure awesomness

I wish I had a pet Ridley Kirby.