Wish Corruptor

[Maruiniq]

granted, but the Pirates Of The Cribbean kill you and they somehow use you as toilet paper...

I wish the powers to make delivery men go faster!

 

[quack]

Granged but the food is poisined.

I wish i had a second hackey sack.

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but while you're playing, a kid comes along and steals it.

I wish that my **** Metroid Zero Mission game would finally come!!!!!!

 

[s0c*]

Granted, but it turns out it is all in Arabic.

I wish My beer was cold.

 

[quack]

Granted, but it tastes really bad.

I wish there was a 4 day weekend.

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but now the week is 15 days long.

I wish i could punch out the delivery people! *makes a fist*

 

[Blade Beast]

Granted, but you can't punch out their angry, overprotective, rolling-pin-wielding mothers.

I wish I had no allergies.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but in order to get rid of them you must get 5000 allergy shots, which will cause your arm to be amputated.

I wish I had a windows

 

[Maruiniq]

granted, but then a meteor comes threw the window and kills you. And when you're in heaven (or **** ), you find out that not having a window was the only thing that would have kept you alive is not having a window...


I wish i could go back in time and pay the extra little 5 dollars for my game to come sooner or i get half my money back!!

 

[bonehead]

*****

well, kylie666 you already had a big mac for dinner so no big mac for u only fries but its still a bag with "big mac" on it

i wish my dingo was brownih

 

[s0c*]

Umm how am i supposed to respond to that....your dingo turns out to be yellow(?)...o..k......

I wish i wasn't so dang cool.....*sobs quietly to self*

 

[bluelion20]

Granted, but now you will wear suspenders, have giant coke-bottle glasses, you will wear shorts that end at your thighs, you will comb your hear back completely straight, and you will wear incredibly giant velcroe shoes.

I wish for it to be November so I can play Halo 2.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but your system breaks

I wish i had a puppy

 

[quack]

Granted, but it turns out its evil

I wish I had some extre money lying around that I earned.And that no one steals it.

 

[Virturealm]

Your wish is granted, but to get that money you had to sell all your video games.

I wish I was good at SSBM.

 

[Emacee]

But the money turned out to be very old and crumbles upon tactile contact.

I wish I had more "Hot and spicy", imported ramen. (Nongshim brand)

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but it sooooo hot your toungh must be surgicaly removed to keep your brain from frying.

I wish that every time I looked in my pocket there was a new NON-COUNTERFEIT $20 bill, and that the government wouldn't come after me and that I wouldn't be held captive for the money or anything like that. :D

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but once you get over one million dollars in cash, you put it in a bag and it catches on fire.

I wish I got the cell phone I was promised 6 months ago.

 

[paperboy]

Granted, but it doesn't work

I wish this thread will get more interesting.

 

[MetalShade]

Granted, but by the time it does you'll be banned from forum games for no apparent reason.

I wish diet soda didn't have the funny aftertaste.

 

[Revolutions]

Granted, but now regular soda has that weird aftertaste.

I wish I could use these controls to insert vBcode.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but your vBcode device explodes.

I wish 2+2 realy did equal 22.

 

[Maruiniq]

granted, but then only everybody in the world thought you were wrong and you failed every math test because one of the questions was 2+2= and it was worth 50% of the test.

i wish that i had all the gil in the RPG!

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but you can't by any items

I wish i could'nt be beaten in the RPG

 

[bluelion20]

granted, but you can't actaully battle anyone.

I wish I had 50$

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but ur gf robs you.

I wish i was perfect

 

[soroush123]

Your wish is granted, but...

I wish Chaoser was not perfect.

 

[bluelion20]

HA! I don't have a GF. Oh wait, thats bad

Anyway, granted, but then you become even less popular then him.

I wish I had a pet Ogre.

 

[BlackMage1978]

Granted, but your ogre kills you with his immense strength.

I wish for nothing.

 

[soroush123]

Granted, but a hobo then gives you everthing in the world.

I wish for the world's best slice of pizza, Tied to my arm so I can't drop it, made with the world's best ingredients, with a shield around it that only lets me in, so only I can touch it.

There, lets see you screw that!

 

[VeryAngrykirby]

Granted, but 2 weeks later you get.. SOMETHING! Mwahahaha....ah...forget it....

I wish for my own battlemech that works, doesnt explode, and doesnt expire or run out of weaponry/ammo(the Mechwarrior one)

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but ur moms takes it away from you

I wish i was smarter then the next poster

 

[Maruiniq]

er... granted, but then i died, making you only a little bit smart/

I wish no one could currupt my next wish...

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but this have been done many times before, and because of that your wish is corrupted anyway, have a nice day.

I wish I had more buddies on AIM.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but you get too many that u can't remember who's...who

I wish i had a kitten.

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but my kitten beats it ***, then it gets eaten by a dog...

I wish i had a piece of pie :hungry:

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but i give it to you

I wish i was a rapper

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but you rap in a club, everybody thinks you suck, and they jump you...

I wish this idiot in my class would stop trying to be "gansta"!

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, he has stopped trying, because now he is! He gets with a bunch of his friends after school and beats you up.

I wish all the cats in the world would die!

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but all the dogs in the world come to your house and stalk and chase you because they cant chase cats.

i wish i had a life-size Stich doll, not a living one, that's squishy.