Wish Corruptor

[Wrath`]

Wish Granted, but it happens frame by frame..........over the course of eons

I wish I knew what kereximasplode. was

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's the combination of a kerplosion, explosion, implosion, and asplosion. This happens to you.

I wish for 11.

 

[Dylanx928]

granted, but its an explosion of candy and happy

I wish that walmart would restock on wii's.....NOW

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Walmart explodes.

I wish to not get killed for stealing Meta Jr's line.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you get stoned.

I wish I could have done better with that corruption.

 

[Dylanx928]

granted, instead of him getting high, an asteroid fell on him.

I wish my corruption could have sounded cooler

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It goes something like, "The dark clouds broke apart from the sky and brought forth a celestial ball of bright fire. This terrible and wondrous object heeded an unknown trajectory, one that behest no man. It crashed upon a mere mortal by the name of A1lion, not only killing him, but also annhililating every being in an 8,000 mile radius (including Dylanx298)".

I wish that was more epic.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it now has 100% more of this

I wish that wasn't so epic.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, it really wasn't. Oh wait no coruppshin.

I wish I could corrupt that wish better.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

No

I wish for a dragon that is trying to eat me and cannot die.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you have to race him in Diddy Kong Racing 64, not DS.

I wish for some SWEETS

 

[TidalSpiral]

Granted, but they were made by children in South America using water from an open sewer.

I wish for two hours alone with Lindsay Lohan and a bottle of vodka.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, Lindsay Lohan has AIDS.

I wish Tidal realized that.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. He does too though, so it's all good.

I wish AIDs had a cure.

 

[Wrath`]

Granted, but it requires all of your blood.

I wish the garbage took its self out

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are now the garbage.

I wish Kirby would win H&H 5 (not that he probably won't, but some extra padding couldn't hurt).

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, he's the first one out in Hurt and Heals 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12...*10 weeks later*...64752968475, 64752968476, 64752968477...

I wish I had some tacos right now.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They're 100% human flesh.

I wish to be able to break people's necks with my mind.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but they were made by children in South America using water from an open sewer.

I wish for two hours alone with Lindsay Lohan and a bottle of vodka.

I have a better one. Lindsay lost her arm and a leg, and she keeps obsessing about "SOMEONE KILLING ME" and that she really isn't herself. On the brightside, it won't matter since you only have two hours with her. And she has aids.


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Granted, you can, but you are a bad problem solver.

I wish for some cheese cake.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's made with blood.

I wish for blood.*looks for barbarian smilie*

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I stab you with a stake.

I wish my grandparents allowed me to get up early to play video games/computer.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. My parents let me do that to.

I wish to know why sly doesn't live with his parents.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The world's a cruel, dark place. Get over it.

I wish that I wasn't as delightfully cynical as I am .

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted, sorry. I think its better for you to be that way. :3 Personality is a good thing. You are YOU.

I wish I could have done better, oh well.

 

[roy is my boi]

Granted, but then you corrupt you own wish.
I wish I could have more post count D=

 

[DemonFart]

granted,but then you get banned
i wish i was hylian

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You're kicked out of the back room afterwards.

I wish I could 1CC(continue clear) Embodiment of Scarlet Devil already. =_=...

 

[DemonFart]

granted...wait...what now?ah screw it!
i wish i was a hobo

 

[roy is my boi]

Granted. You explode.
I wish I could receive post count here D=

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. As to not make everyone else feel left out, everyone else has this opportunity. Having 1,000,000 posts on this forum indicates that you're Smash N00b.

I wish that I could be a more intelligent poster.

 

[roy is my boi]

Granted. Your head explodes.
I wish Roy was in Brawl.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted:

I wish that Jigglypuff's rest was in brawl instead of Jigglypuff's rest.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish roy is my boi would stop stealing Meta Jr's line.

Edit: Ninja'd, but I'm sticking with my corruption (given that the wish made no sense).

 

[roy is my boi]

Granted, but then the uber cool roy is my boi backhands you.
I wish Roy was in 64

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. One of his three special moves has properties similar to the mach tornado. With ssb64 hitstun, he is one of the most debated characters between all 25 ssb64 due to his brokeness until he is eventually banned.

I wish that the tier list v.2.0 wasn't made by a Fire Emblem fan.

 

[roy is my boi]

granted, but jigglypuff gets banned.
I wish I was a national merit scholar.

 

[DemonFart]

granted, but i **** you
i wish i was roy is my boi

 

[roy is my boi]

Granted, but the world gets overloads with pure awesomeness, that Chuck Norris kill you.
I wish I had a join date of 1990 so people would respect me more >.<

 

[Niiro]

Granted, but then you forget the password D=
I wish I had some food in my tummy, because it is getting rather rummbly xD

 

[roy is my boi]

Granted, but then you get AIDS
I wish I had a cookie.