Wish Corruptor

[sion_nova]

wish granted but you have to attend summer school

i wish i lived in japan and knew everything about it while retaining my current knowledge

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted... turns out Japan happens to be a paradise for anybody but you whereas in your case it's living Hell.

I wish I had a foreign accent people could understand.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but the accent you acquire is the accent of that one generic annoying language, therefore people beat you up.

I wish I had a pocket-sized sledgehammer.

 

[sion_nova]

wish granted but it possesses you and you hit yourself with it until you die

i wish i was a high school graduate right now

 

[kamimari36]

Wish granted. But you're the least popular in your batch. They boo you offstage when you get your diploma.
(Elucuifur, did you have your concert yet? What did you have to perform?)

I wish Eluclifur would answer me without sarcasm.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, too bad this Eluclifur person doesn't exist.

I wish it was next year already.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. The world will end on May 21st, 2009 January 1st, 2010. Way to go.

I wish I could move to Singapore, all the way in Wisconsin(references).

 

[finalark]

Good job, you're trapped in the "Groundhog Day effect."

I wish that more than five percent of humanity was intelligent.

EDIT: You Ninja....

(Granted, but you create a paradox because Singapore is in located in Wisconsin).

 

[Kazz@]

Granted, you keep your same level of knowledge, while a 2 year old beats overswarm.

You feel very behind.

I wish that I could beat overswarm consistently.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish

 

[A1lion835]

That action is not permitted.

I wish that that action was permitted.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but somehow backfires.

I wish more texture teams updated their site more often.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They post an image of a basalisk's eye, which kills you.

I wish for a girlfriend.

 

[professor mgw]

Granted, but she'll tell everyone about your little meat.

i wish i had wii speak.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but nobody wants to talk to you.

I wish Tales of Destiny: Director's Cut was out in America.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. All the good parts are cut out, because 4kids was in charge of the transition.

I wish I was less of a ****.

 

[Elucifur]

4Kids? It's a video game.

Granted, now you're a ***. One less *, yay!

I wish the guy I like would stop pretending I didn't like him.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but now you don't like him all of a sudden

I wish my car was a transformer

 

[sion_nova]

granted but it murderirizes you

i wish animals could talk in any language

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, they speak in Pokemon and it drives you nuts

I wish I could run like Captain Falcon

 

[sion_nova]

granted, but you cant stop running

i wish global warming didnt exist

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. It is replaced with Global Freezing.

I wish the school year would end. Now.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but the next school year starts a second later.

I wish I was one of the section leaders for next year's marching band.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You are now but your aren't popular and have stuff thrown at you daily

I wish my old friends were here

 

[Chia_Pet]

Granted, but they possess no flesh

I wish I could a Zombie

 

[finalark]

You explode, because you can't "a zombie."

I wish that people on Youtube were intelligent.

 

[Chia_Pet]

Granted, now they are intelligent idoits

I wish they purge the internet of impure things

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted. You just got rid of the internet as a whole.

I wish I get rid of the "hole" internet.

 

[Chia_Pet]

Granted now there a digital wurmhole

I wish we all live in a yellow submarine

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted, but the Beatles aren't with us.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now you're so awake that you are unable to sleep for the rest of the year.

I wish someone would change the title to "Wish Corrupter". http://BecauseI'mAGrammarNazi

 

[sion_nova]

wish granted but you are killed in the process

i wish there were no idiots on the internet

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. See you later then.

I wish that this headache would go away.

 

[Chia_Pet]

Granted now you have minor brain turmor

I wish I can buy a life off Ebay.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted, but it's the worst life ever.

I wish I had a boat.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's called the Titanic. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO FORESHADOWING AT ALL!!!

I WISH I COULD STOP SHOUTING!!!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Not granted... You still need three golden pizzas to have your wishes granted.

I wish it would stop raining out.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It is now snowing. In your house.

I wish for my homework to be done and that I'd get an A+ on it.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Expect a beating after school, nerd.

I wish for a bowl of rice.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You drown in it.

I wish jigglyppuff8 wasn't so evil to kirby in H&H7. Give the marhsmallow some love!