Wish Corruptor

[smashfan666]

granted, Xbox live is dead now.

i wish more people play stinkoman 20x6

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now one more person plays

I wish I could say objection in a different language

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, that's all you can say now. "Objection" in different languages. English, Greek, French, Mandarin, Taiwanese, sign language, Morse code, etc. But you can't say anything else in any language.

I wish my vocal skills were better.

Spoiler

...Since the guy that corrupted that wish before didn't actually make sense. Better vocal skills and not being able to talk?

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you faint from your own awesomeness.

I wish the "Things that Fighting Game Characters would never say" game was still active.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3154403

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted, but you now say stuff from educational television.

I wish the Angry Video Game Nerd would review Gamer's All-Star Revolution if it came out. http://raging-banebou.deviantart.com/gallery/#Gamer-s-All-Star-Revolution

P.S: Here's what the game is about...

Plot: Abyss wishes to conquer the gaming world, so he enlists the help of Plankton, Akuma Shogun, Darkrai and Overlord Zenon to be his "Four Guardians" to lead his armies. Also, a powerful force is sealed up in the "Crimson Dimension" and is waiting to be released at any moment (which Abyss fears could destroy the Gaming World he's about to conquer). Can everyone stop Abyss's evil plans and find out who's in the "Crimson Dimension"?

Also, here's the current character roster: http://raging-banebou.deviantart.com/journal/24442647/

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but he doesn't release the video!

I wish that monkeys would mate with each other for the purposes of my educational videos.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, your classmates, and the teacher are grossed out and are puking in teh girls bathroom...

i wish that wasn't so disturbing...

 

[†Slader7†]

Wish Granted. Its not disturbing, ITS DREADFUL
I wish Captain Falcon was Top Tier

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. He's top tier. Too bad the list goes by how overrated the characters are.

I wish all memes ceased to exist.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, however they go in one final blow where every meme is somehow used against you... Violently. (i.e.

Spoiler

"You get Falcon Punched by Captain Norris over 9000 times while he's hitting you with a mudkip which you liek, and while Rick Astley is singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" right next to you and a duck on wheels drives over you"

... And worse!)

I wish I didn't forget some important word for both English AND Finnish (so can't even check from a dictionary) almost always, when I need to come up with something quickly (like right now)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, but you get shot in the foot.

I wish for breakfast.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it's soup.

I wish for the ocarina of time.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but it broke.

I wish that I didn't have to do laundry.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you pay $1000 per hour to the person that does.

I wish for a peanut butter taco.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, too bad it doesn't taste like peanut butter

I wish for a fan to cool me off.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you wave it so hard that a candle ignites your tapestry.

I wish water could be burned.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. It evaporates.

I wish water could actually burn without evaporating.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, all the water turns into gasoline.

I wish that powerlevels were under 9000.

 

[Skadorski]

But your's goes under 9000 too

I wish that suger was good for you.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but it now it tastes like salt.

I wish У меня был щенок.

 

[Phantom7]

Your desires are fulfilled, but it is impossible to read your result.

I wish AGuyNamedRaf's post made sense.

 

[Shadow13]

Granted, and now that it does make sense, a black hole has spawned where his post was.
I wish for unlimited Wii points.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted, but you loose the activation code for it.

I wish for eternal glory.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but you are forced to have the glory for being the bro of Lasrs the Great, the Almighty, the Narcaccistic, the Egotastic, the Great.

I wish for Clownbot to find a loophole in my statement regarding "Melerifinilical".

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but none of us know what that means

I wish people would use translators for my Russian.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Granted, but it's so melerifinilical, that the very fabric of space and time tears, exposing the central intelligence of the universe to an all-consuming black hole that causes a cataclysmic, catastrophic inversive explosion making existence collapse on itself.

I wish that was in my power to do so.

 

[Phantom7]

Your wish is granted, but now the very fabric of space and time tears, exposing the central intelligence of the universe to an all-consuming black hole that causes a cataclysmic, catastrophic inversive explosion making existence collapse on itself, and it's all your fault.

I wish I was superhuman enough to be the last remaining life form after existence collapses on itself.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but that never happens.

I wish that Phoenix Wright was in the next Smash game.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. He's somewhere in one of the stage textures in the background. You'll need the unrestricted camera code to see him, though.

I wish my Pokémon could level themselves up.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted. However, they become so powerful they turn against you and destroy you!

I wish I had Item-2 to easily pass Heat Man's stage in MM2. (Airman ga Taosenai reference, anyone?) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVdA9ABzpg

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but you have no E Can. (That's the first time I listened to the whole song. I usually just sing to the part that's in all of the Nico Nico Douga medleys.)

I wish for more medleys.

 

[UberMario]

Granted but they're medleys of stupid rap songs.

I wish for more GAME medleys.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but they're of crappy songs.

I wish I had more good Hornetman music remixes.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but these remixes attract real hornets who attack you.

I wish time would stand still.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, now you can't move

I wish I was melee captain falcon

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. Now you're overrated because of all of the memes that make you "equivalent" to Chuck Norris, who I also find annoying.

I wish the guy I liked wasn't busy today so I could've spent the day with him, along with our other friends.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but now your other friends like him too (I'm kidding. I hope you two will eventually get together)

I wish I could eat a steak.

 

[Elucifur]

Why can't you eat a steak? Medical issues or something?

Granted. It turns out it was undercooked and you get E. coli.

I wish people I despised would stop randomly adding me on Facebook.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. Now people you despise specifically add you on Facebook.

I wish more people would ask me for avatar requests.