Wish Corruptor

[Neherazade]

Granted! You can no longer post BBC code on forums.

I wish I would stop confusing the order of these posts. (I put the most recent post at the top, but I was gone so long, I keep forgetting I changed it.) (really: I wish I had a fish. Granted, it's fake money and you are arrested!?!)

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, all your future posts are fake and you get arrested.

I wish I knew what to have for lunch.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Granted. You decide on fresh kitten livers and grenades.


I wish that homophobes didn't exist.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, heterophobes now exist.

I wish that the USA would lower the drinking age to 18 (it would solve so many college drinking problems).

 

[o-Serin-o]

Granted, but now your best friend dies in a drunk driving accident.

I wish I didn't have to go to my dad's house.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but now your best friend dies in a drunk driving accident.

And being 21 solves this? Most people I know calm down by the time they reach 21.

anyway...

Granted, now you don't have a house.

I wish Christmas would come sooner.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, it's now everyday, and people eventually get bored with this change, and you are visited by three goats (yes, i really do mean goats, lol, get what that's a reference to?)

i wish i zabadeebahawbedebedooba, habba-deeba dooba... (yeah, he's kinda' lost it)

 

[Karasuman]

Granted but aboodebedwahabeedabaz.. wait what?

i wish smashfan had a eligible wish

 

[Neherazade]

Granted... but no one can corrupt it and this thread dies... ... I mean

I wish I had more free time on the weekends...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but you don't have anything to do in your free time.

 

[Karasuman]

Granted but you didn't have a wish

i wish i was fluent at japanese

 

[toon_marth]

Granted but you forget English forever and can never relearn it.

I wish for all the parts I am missing to my N64.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but Karasuman has them, and he (or she?) can't now understand when you ask him to give them to you. GG, go learn Japanese to get them back.

I wish it wasn't so ironic that "ironic" is one of the most misused words in the English language.

 

[toon_marth]

Granted but now its ironic that every other word besides ironic is the most misused word in the English language.

I wish for delicious cake.

 

[Karasuman]

lmao FinNess that one was awesome!
anyway

Granted it falls right on your face

I wish i could think of funnier ways to corrupt others wishes

 

[toon_marth]

lmao FinNess that one was awesome!
anyway

Granted it falls right on your face

I wish i could think of funnier ways to corrupt others wishes

Granted but then Eor deletes this thread.

I wish for an epic theme song.

 

[Neherazade]

Granted. You hear it playing in your head ALL THE TIME. sa you don't mind? YOU DREAM ABOUT IT. Wait... you like that? Fine. IT'S ABOUT PONIES. You say you like ponies? IT'S ABOUT DYING BABY PONIES. You... like... dying... f*ck. ummm... you get sued for copy right violations?

I wish I hadn't taken that wish so in-depth...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's now very vague.

I wish that Red Bull just made a soda with all the taste of Red Bull, but a lowered kick to it (not that Red Bull Soda crap).

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but all that kick is what made it such a delicious energy drink, so it then tastes like (makes retching noises) and you go back to the energy drink.

i wish that wasn't so extended...

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's hard. I had to do it.

I wish I had studied everything I need to know for my huge test today.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but unfortunately you studied the wrong subject.

I wish Youtube wouldn't limit my favouriting to 1 or 2 per day

 

[ranmaru]

WHAT DA?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT??????????????!!!!!!!!!!! Granted my friend! (I can't believe this, youtube is getting worse by the minute)

I wish for a wish that I wished for a wish for another wish with many wishes inside and so on for wishges

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, but their all bad wishes

I wish for

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Granted, you get a colossal smiley that crushes you.

I wish hsiw I.

 

[toon_marth]

Granted but it's been done before.

I wish my theme song didn't violate copyright laws. ((I'm going to court the 23rd of November))

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but now it sounds like, well... *scratches a chalkboard*

i wish... uh... errrrrrrr... ummmmmmm... uh... i had an ice creem? (OKAY, I'M OUT OF IDEAS!)

 

[toon_marth]

Granted but the hot ice cream lady shoves it down your pants and laughs at you.

I wish for that to never happen to me.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Granted, instead an unbelievably ugly man does that.

I wish that a hotel with infinite rooms could be full but still take more.

 

[toon_marth]

Granted but its infinite amount of floors topples to the ground.

I wish things wouldn't happen.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but now we don't do AAAAAAANYTHING, don't see AAAAAAANYONE...

i wish i could stop making references to Mother 3.

 

[~N9NE~]

Granted, but now you constantly make references to Mother 2.

I wish I could go to see my favourite musical artist perform.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Granted. S/He loses all ability to sing or play instruments, though.


I wish I had a Cookies and Cream Hersheys Bar.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted but its laced with spider, snake, and platypus venom.

I wish potatoes can use Spartan Lasers.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, it shoots you in the leg

i wish i could virtual-reality myself into a japanese ice climber game.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but the screen moves too fast, and you always lose, and you can never get out of it.

I wish I was Giygas.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but Ness shows up and kills you.

I wish I was a bear.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Yes, you are Panda

I wish to be finish my PSA within the week

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but it is not liked.....by anyone.

I wish my next wish couldn't be corrupted.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted- but then every other wish you make for the rest of your life will be automatically corrupted.

I wish I could always do things right.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Granted. However, from now on, the only thing you can do is lie down in fetal position.


I wish that I could get premium membership for free.