Wish Corruptor

[ranmaru]

Granted, Shoddy battle 2.0

I wish for that not to happen

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it's ****ty battle 2.0.

I wish you guys knew that there actually IS a Pokemon MMO out there somewhere...I forgot what it was called, but they advertise on this site.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, i went to the site but it suckz hard

I wish for the perfect pokemon mmorpg

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you'd have to make it. and you can't play it, if you do you get fired.

I wish for a laptop

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but the Digimon MMO coming out will be better.

I wish I had more Digimon stuff
edit: granted but it's from 1983

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but its the same **** you bought before

I wish for more n64 roms.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you get 64 people named N. rom delivered to your door.

I wish Mass Effect 2 had multiplayer.

 

[RetroAntonio]

You get the name InvaderRaf and everyone asks you to make Invader Zim fanart. But you are not RAF.

I wish for life.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. Death—its desolation and horror—bleak spaces—sea-bottom—dead cities. But Life—the greater horror! Vast unheard-of reptiles and leviathans—hideous beasts of prehistoric jungle—rank slimy vegetation—evil instincts of primal man—Life is more horrible than death.

I wish I actually thought of that quote instead of copypastaing it.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You spend the rest of your life memorizing quotes.

I wish my annoying history homework was already done.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted. But you got everything wrong, what a shame.

I wish for Kirby to be the best character.

 

[MPH Deku]

Not granted. You can't improve what's already perfect.

I wish Megaman 10 was out on the Wii....*checks Wii Shop Channel* OMGWTFBBQHAX IT IS?!?! MY WISH CAME TRUE!!!! *downloads*

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but you have to gift it to me also.

I wish I had money/Wii points to get it.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You own the Wii points, but I have hacked them onto my wii and use them to get SSB64.

I wish Kirby had a practical AT.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you discover you can never manage to do it.

I wish the Pikachu infinite was perfected.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, but it's only on Mario.

I wish that I could discover a ton of Kirby AT's that I can't manage to do, just so that Kirby could be a better character.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but everyone learns it 2 seconds earlier than you.

I wish for a wish for a wish fo fo wish a wishsihihg.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Because "wishsihihg" is not a word, I interpret your wish as "I wish A1 would sleep with my girlfriend."

I wish I could see how embarassed and stunned sumo was at this stunning reversal of fates.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, turns out sumo's girlfriend was ugly. No offense sumo.

I wish I had enough Wii Points to get Majora's Mask on the Wii.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You have no Wii points, but you can still tape Majora's Mask onto your Wii.

I wish my hare was on fire.

 

[Lucario1337]

granted but you lose your hair to.

i wish i was tails the fox

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. You're another fox that happened to be named Tails...

And it's a vixen too.

I wish I was Miles Tails Prower, the character from the Sonic video game series.

 

[Lucario1337]

Granted but tails made immobile stupid clone of himself with the same name and you become that instead.

I wish krystal from starfox was in brawl as a fully playable charater that didn't suck and wasn't just for a event. was good for high level play. and wasn't faulty in anyway. and allso was not impossible to unlock.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but she is imposibble to unlock, cuz she is that good. How is she good? She got two shields man!

I Wish that in the past my girlfriend that I don't have but obviously A1 has slept with became really really fat and sweaty and liked to keep frogs as house loose pets.

 

[Lucario1337]

Granted but you found out you where married to her!

I wish i had PSI powers.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, you accidently set yourself on fire with them.

I wish I was in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

 

[Lucario1337]

Granted but the timer was changed to 1 seconds. so your playing the song of time for the rest of your life.

I wish i had a lucario that wouldn't harm me in anyway. leave me. or die. or have anything bad happen to it in anyway! (CORRUPT THAT!)

 

[ranmaru]

Ok Lucario doesn't harm you, but somehow morphs into Ness forever.

I wish that last wish I made was not corrupted and placed onto A1 forever

 

[Lucario1337]

I said nothing bad ever happens to the lucario :s. i was specific!

Granted but the wish was invalid.

I wish I was a A LUCARIO! XD

 

[ranmaru]

"or have anything bad happen to it in anyway!"

This is an imcomplete sentence, so no one knows what IT is, but it is never going to be harmed. But Lucario is not it, no one knows that, and of course, not the super awesome wish lord dude.

Oh wish granted, you are ALUCARIO. Dunno who that is, but you are now him. or her. :3

 

[Lucario1337]

nothing happens sence you didn't make a wish.

I wish my tv didn't make annoying buzzing noises.

 

[ranmaru]

granted instead your tv makes big cruncing noizes

I wish for banning powers

 

[Lucario1337]

Granted but you get them on a new fourm that no one ever goes to.

I wish I had a real life Master sword and was worthy to hold the master sword and have everything required to use it.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you can hold it, but you can't ever use it, nor can you put it down. Its stuck to your hands.

I wish for sega tooooooooooo

 

[Lucario1337]

you don't get it sence i don't know what you mean.

I wish for my wii not to scratch discs.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it scratches YOU.

I wish I was in Termina, and that the Moon isn't crashing into the world as long as I'm there.

 

[Lucario1337]

Granted but the sun crashes into it instead.

I wish I lived in Mobius and that nothing bad ever hapend there.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but no one lives there anymore.

I wish for 4 new wishes

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They are each only 1/8 as valuable as your original one was, though.

I wish I had a permit to set animals on fire.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but you accidently kill some unicorns that you thought were regular horses.

I wish I was a Deku Scrub. :3