Worst Case Scenario?

[Brawl Melee 64]

you're in the finals of a tournament and are about to win when an aligator eats you

 

[SuperLink9]

you're in the finals of a tournament and are about to win when an aligator eats you

Or a crocodile asks you to take him to the nearest computer room.

 

[Lynkx]

Lag happens when playing online

 

[Flame 326]

your home and u wanna play brawl so much but you kno you have to get this paper doen for skool because its due that day..then suddenly your little brother walks in with his frends and they all start to play in front of you....lol that or they turn off brawl for madden...yea sounds pretty worst case senario.

 

[tafutureboy]

You buy Brawl (hard to find) and the disc is scratched and you have to wait till the next shipment to get it.

 

[Malificent]

your dog starts pissing on your leg in the middle of a sick combo or while trying to recover.

 

[SuperLink9]

You discover that the cake really is a lie, and that the weighted companion cube is REALLY dead.

 

[MonkeyDash]

You go home and realize you had bought gay porn instead of Brawl.

 

[SuperLink9]

Sakurai decides he doesn't want you to recover anymore.

 

[OrlanduEX]

Sakurai decides he doesn't want you to recover anymore.

Best one in the whole thread.

 

[Mama]

You start up a match and get stabbed in the chest for no reason. That would be pretty bad don't you think?

 

[SuperLink9]

You start up a match and get stabbed in the chest for no reason. That would be pretty bad don't you think?

You friend tries to stab you with a Wii Remote because he's been playing too much Manhunt 2, then Jack Thompson has a field day, comes to your house base and kills ur doods.

 

[Warchamp7]

Sakurai decides he doesn't want you to recover anymore.

WIN!

Spoiler

10 chars wewt??

 

[Runeblade279]

You don't have a Wavebird but want to use the NGC controller. You can't stand losing (or get owned or something) and throw away your remote. Because it's not wireless, the immense force of your throw makes your Wii fall over. Your Wii flips, a fatal error occurs and the Disc shoots out of the socket and decapitates you. A real shame, because your disc will be all bloody and you'll have to get a new one... you'd also be dead, but that's a detail.

WIICAPITATED.

Sorry, had to do it. XDDDD

 

[Mama]

You friend tries to stab you with a Wii Remote because he's been playing too much Manhunt 2, then Jack Thompson has a field day, comes to your house base and kills ur doods.

xD winner of the thread for the JT reference.

 

[gemini-saga]

The Worst Senario is Sakurai see every AT and lunch a patch to take them away...

And Bug Correction Patch in case you find some usable... These are the Worst Senario.

 

[RedMage8BT]

You put the disc into the drive, start the game up, and all it is is a picture of Sakurai giving you the middle finger.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Sakurai decides he doesn't want you to recover anymore.

Imagine Brawl then! (if it's too much too bear, don't bother)

 

[Cubemario]

You play online and it's too laggy to be played.

 

[Foshy]

EDIT: And then you respawn, and start playing pokemans...It's low on battery, but it's only 5 steps til the poke center, you'll save when you get there.

...Saving please don't turn off the po-...

****!

...Somebody quote me >.>

Happened to me already.

You find out that the cake Brawl is a lie.

 

[soviet prince]

finnally getting brawl and all wii's in the world stop working

 

[AustiniusRex]

we select characters. I'm marth. Intro sequences happen. BUT WAIT, MARTH FORGOT HIS SWORD AT HOME!
****.

 

[Jael Irish]

I break my taunt buttons =(

 

[Zenjamin]

your girlfriend turns into a donkey and bites your balls off.

You find out Marth is a shemale.

this would surprise you?
where have you been?

 

[Enshoku]

Happened to me already.

You find out that the cake Brawl is a lie.

*crys for 5 hours*

DAMMIT I HATE YOU GLADoS SAKURAI!!!!!!

 

[Luz]

You're playing a good match, and then your character turns into a GIANT ENEMY CRAB, and THEY ATTACK YOUR WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE! Then you get falcon punched right in the nuts!

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Your house explodes.

You're in the middle of an online match and a meteor crashes into the Earth, instantly obliterating all life.




Beat that.

You realize that you live in Europe or Australia.

You buy a cat and brawl at the same time, start to play online, seem to be owning Gimpyfish , P.C. Chris, and Mew2King, then your cat comes across jumps on your face and start meowing. Needless to say it claws you and bites you, and you lose. And the cat takes a dump on your copy of brawl. Brawl stops working, you kill your cat, and Nintendo decides to ban SSBB due to awesomeness, never to be played by anyone but Sakurai ever again.

You die , and if you believe in a hell or a unpleasent after-life place , you go there. Where you will be continuelly D-throwed by Bowser for eternity.

Your dog pees on your Wii, causing it to screw over big time. Sparks begin to fly out of the power socket, catching your floor on fire. You run to get a glass of water to put the fire out, but the whole room is on fire. Then the whole house catches fire. Wind blows the flame over to your neighbor's house, catching it on fire. The neighborhood catches fire. It was rush-hour on the road, and you find out the Firetruck was caught in an accident. The massive accident causes chaos & confusion, riots begin.
...I ran out of ideas....

You have a heart attack and die.

If tripping was random.

Al-Qaeda blows up ur Wii

The laser in your Wii erases all of the data for Brawl and replaces it with content from Superman 64.

You find out brawl isn't even real and noone's even heard of it and sakurai is a ghost

Your just minding your own business, playing some nub on brawl, when suddenly, he pulls off a final smash, the lag glitches it so it keeps happening and you lose all four stocks.

...Then he rushes into your house, punches you in the face, and then teabags you. Bareback. O.o

And then the brawl disc evaporates into pure molten sadness.

And then your mum divorces your dad and jumps out the window, then dies.

Then your dad just falls over and dies too.

And then a nuke hits your house and you barely survive.

And then just as your about to crawl your way back to civilization, that guy who beat you teabags you one more time, as you let out your final breath.

...And then, when in spectator mode, you can still see and hear the teabags...

EDIT: And then you respawn, and start playing pokemans...It's low on battery, but it's only 5 steps til the poke center, you'll save when you get there.

...Saving please don't turn off the po-...

****!

...Somebody quote me >.>

you're in the finals of a tournament and are about to win when an aligator eats you

your dog starts pissing on your leg in the middle of a sick combo or while trying to recover.

You go home and realize you had bought gay porn instead of Brawl.

Sakurai decides he doesn't want you to recover anymore.

You start up a match and get stabbed in the chest for no reason. That would be pretty bad don't you think?

You friend tries to stab you with a Wii Remote because he's been playing too much Manhunt 2, then Jack Thompson has a field day, comes to your house base and kills ur doods.

You put the disc into the drive, start the game up, and all it is is a picture of Sakurai giving you the middle finger.

Teh best of teh best.

 

[MFZ95]

someone turns the TV off

 

[Jedisupersonic]

your Wii spits your SSBB disk out of your Wii for no reason at all

 

[David94]

You put Brawl in your Wii and then your Wii explodes from too much awesomeness.

 

[Andromeda]

You find out that your opponent is Chuck Norris.

 

[SvartWolf]

*crys for 5 hours*

DAMMIT I HATE YOU GLADoS SAKURAI!!!!!!

Sakurai: Didn't we have fun, though? Remember that part where you were about to get a copy of brawl and I said "Delayed" and you were like "NO WAY!"...

 

[Coselm]

What could be the worst thing that could happen during a match in Smash?

I'll go first.

You're using the Wiimote in an online match and the battery runs out.

Remember, it can be anything, not just Brawl or controller related, ANYTHING.

You die!!!!

 

[Enshoku]

Sakurai: Didn't we have fun, though? Remember that part where you were about to get a copy of brawl and I said "Delayed" and you were like "NO WAY!"...

*throws sakurai into furnace*

well now that that's over with, I think I'll have some coffee... and don't even think about the still alive song...

 

[Norm]

I would have to agree with the person who said the coming of the beast that would pretty much be a bad day there i cant see it going up hill from there.

 

[kotahlicious]

You try to use kirby's final smash and an update pops on screen
"Due to overwhelming popularity all final smashes have been changed to Landmaster"
Pink landmaster ftw

lmao that was great

 

[Grandeza]

YYou're about to technical 5 stock M2K and you get a game error.

 

[Twilight Emblem]

You get shocked in the hand by your controller during a match causing you to airdodge by accident off the stage when your hand grips the L button from the shock.

Thus ending the match that was down to both players having one stock when the shock happened.

Oh wait. That did happen.

 

[TheDuplexDuo]

What could be the worst thing that could happen during a match in Smash?

I'll go first.

You're using the Wiimote in an online match and the battery runs out.

Remember, it can be anything, not just Brawl or controller related, ANYTHING.

How about your P_enis falls off?​

Forget the batterys! You can't get much worse than that. Am I wrong for finding this so God darn funny?​

 

[RedMage8BT]

*throws sakurai into furnace*

well now that that's over with, I think I'll have some coffee... and don't even think about the still alive song...

Sakurai is already making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.