worst excuse you heard someone say cause they lost

[a13c]

"you got lucky. the wind is always blowing when i recover."

 

[The Marth]

"you got lucky. the wind is always blowing when i recover."

Alright I'm guilty of that one xD

Can't recall any specific ones. But they usually aren't directed towards me. Whenever I play with my siser (4 f'ing years ago lol) its always "the controller's fault"

 

[Juno McGrath]

I once heard someone say "I couldnt play because the guy behind me was describing this crazy dream he was having and it was so abstract and interesting i lost focus and got beat"


DREAM JOHNS

 

[MarioMariox2]

I once heard someone say "I couldnt play because the guy behind me was describing this crazy dream he was having and it was so abstract and interesting i lost focus and got beat"


DREAM JOHNS

Not even your subconscious wants you to win D:

 

[DtJ SmithZzz]

I once heard someone say "I couldnt play because the guy behind me was describing this crazy dream he was having and it was so abstract and interesting i lost focus and got beat"


DREAM JOHNS

LMAO BILL

That was funny as hell.

 

[null55]

"dude i was having a childhood memory wtf, why wouldn't you just play fairly."

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Guy: You're so pro, you whupped me.
Me: It's cause my controller was bad.

:O

I think Insane Carzy Guy is rubbing off on me.

I get chain thrown by sheik and just totally ***** only got 22%(i'm better now). I looked at it and said D*** i'm 2 2 good at this rate i'll get 40% next match.

I have to be humble and silly.like that and I talk about how they are going to make the come back of the century and just **** me.

one i've said after losing as marth, it was because I picked someone good.

 

[SKpro]

Oh, when i was a scrub back in the day, learning how to use puff and i just got the hang of WD. I played against this Pikachu/goth kid at a small tournament held by Artifacts. I beat him & i say , "that was a good game" and he looks at me and says "yeah right, you were running away and you kept WD'ing". During our entire match he was *****ing about how cheap i was. Lol, if i wasn't such a nice person back in the day i would of told that douche off.

 

[PGH Carroll]

"all you do is combo!" lol your right, im sorry..

 

[RavenMist]

♪ After I beat my friend he started whining saying:
1.my controller messed up
2.You keep using 'block' (lolwtf)
3.Your just being cheap
4. I hate this stage
5. I hate this character
I patted him on the head and said its ok kid <3 ♪

 

[Yung Mei]

i accidently airdodged while trying to recover. i said the first thing that came into mind.


"it was all part of my plan"

 

[CloneHat]

*airdodge near an edge->death*

...do they have to grab the ledge with their ankles or something!?

 

[Kanelol]

"You may be winning, but I've never consulted any internet forums on the subject of Smash Bros."

:embarrass

 

[tko112]

"i let u win, so da next opponent culd beat u"

 

[Cross.]

"the rain outside was distracting me"

best john ive ever heard in my life.

 

[Yung Mei]

"the rain outside was distracting me"

best john ive ever heard in my life.

win :D

 

[ranmaru]

Usually if I lose, I don't say anything. I don't like johning, but I guess not saying anything can be a john in itself.

Soooooo... If you lose, your johning. wtf

 

[Nø Ca$h]

"randal has it out for me"

 

[Animal]

best john ever

 

[ranmaru]

Yeah I also just yell "CLOUUUUUUUUD". For not coming to my rescue.

 

[Shawn101589]

"I'm terrible at this game."

Self johns :o

 

[ranmaru]

"Ugh your good!" :x (not a compliment towards me sadly) [as if it was a bad thing I was good]

 

[Just Sexed]

"We ate food before the tourney?" lol

 

[Divinokage]

I had alcohol in my system, that's why I lost.

 

[Kanelol]

I had alcohol in my system, that's why I lost.

 

[Juno McGrath]

I had alcohol in my system, that's why I lost.

wooooooooooooow
THAT
JUST
HAPPENED

 

[KAOSTAR]

You may be winning but im still better than you lol

 

[#HBC | Mac]

thats not an escuse

 

[HawaiianJigglyPuff]

*misses the ledge tech when i down smash him with falco*
"Bull**** I teched that"

Obviously not -_-


Actually the worst is when my friend loses and says "aw it's cuz i had 2 selfdeaths, when he has zero.

 

[KAOSTAR]

thats not an escuse

Its basically a masked version of:

Im playing bad
Im sand bagging

There are implications of a john.

 

[CableCho57]

"dang you're lucky I didn't wear shoes today"

 

[_Keno_]

This one is still my favorite.

This guy saied he spilled his oat meal on his g=cube that might have been true because i did that once to

 

[TemPesT-]

"randal has it out for me"

i use this john on Final D

 

[CaptainNanD0]

Worst john i've heard is '' I lost cause i was thirsty'' i can understand, you just can't play on a dry *** mouth

 

[Hax]

"I didn't clip my toenails this morning"
"I didn't drink DJ's"
"I was hungry" AND "I just ate before the match"

all (C) DJ Nintendo 2009-10

 

[CaptainNanD0]

^ Those are just warm up Johns for DJ, but word what's next i didnt shower this morning?

 

[Sneak8288]

Not sure if this was mentioned already but it had to be cuz these are classic... "I climbed a mountain" and the infamous "I wasn't even there" brought to u by - Inui

 

[cykofox]

"i have to poop really bad and the more i laser the more poop comes out"

and dj is quite johner. i met him at genesis hotel and hes full of johns.

"i didnt do that" when you clearly inputted the command.

 

[voorhese]

Not sure if this was mentioned already but it had to be cuz these are classic... "I climbed a mountain" and the infamous "I wasn't even there" brought to u by - Inui

inui punched a lion?!?!!?

 

[Dr_Strangelove]

"I've been concentrating too much on brawl recently"