Would You Rather?

[Spank That Dill]

The lack of a WYR topic on Smashboards is somewhat shocking. If for whatever reason you don't know how to play, here's how.

1. Ask an either/or question. It can be about anything. Sex, people, animals, whatever you want. It MUST follow the following format: "Would you rather [insert situation A here] or [insert situation B here]

2. You MUST answer if you see the question, and no one has answered.

3. "Death" is not an option, and "neither" is not an option, unless specified, but what's the fun in that?

4. You don't have to give an explanation for your answer, but I recommend it for more lulz

5. The more ******** the question, the better.

I'll start.

Would you crap awesome food or piss delicious drinks?

 

[ElChubaNebre]

hmm ppl dont wipe as much as they should probably so imma have to go with delicious piss drinks

would you rather answer my question or the one above?

 

[Purple]

I would much rather answer the question above, merely because you didn't ask a very good question to explain.

i'll post a question, i just realized my old question would get me infracted

 

[Spank That Dill]

I guess my grandma because she has Alzheimer's and would just forget anyway.

Would you rather bang Hank Hill or Tom Hanks?

EDIT: too late rawksy

 

[_WindeX_]

Eww, I'm gonna have to say Tom hanks, if i was FORCED.



Would you rather get ***** by a short, akward, middle aged asian guy, or a fat, middle aged hairy mexican man?

 

[ElChubaNebre]

ill get into chubby chasing just once i guess

would you rather watch street sharks or extreme dinosaurs?

 

[Spank That Dill]

ill get into chubby chasing just once i guess

would you rather watch street sharks or extreme dinosaurs?

street sharks, they could kick extreme dinosaurs *****.

Would you rather bang Waldo or Wizard Whitebeard (from Where's Waldo)

 

[mr.fizwidget]

waldo cause it is tighter

2 stock or jv 2 stock?

 

[Master Raven]

2 stock

Would you rather eat limes or lemons?

 

[yummynbeefy]

lemons cuz when their given to me i make lemonade

would you rather be stuck in a girls body for the rest of your life of a guys body for the rest of your life (no going back whatsoever)

 

[Limeee]

guys

PERIODS SUCK, COMMAS RULE!

be a ******, or an uncomfortably tall man

 

[Эикельманн [РУС]]

Uncomfortably tall, because I'll always enjoy being tall.


Would you rather be forced to live in barren Siberia by yourself, or the middle of the Sahara desert?

 

[vZakat]

Siberia, cause I think russia is cool. (no pun intended)

Would you rather be an amazing musician that is deaf or an amazing painter that is blind?

 

[Spank That Dill]

Amazing deaf musician, because then at least I can still look at porn.

Would you rather have 4 legs or 2 butts?

 

[Dynomite]

Amazing deaf musician, because then at least I can still look at porn.

Would you rather have 4 legs or 2 butts?

4 legs, running away for 24 minutes would be easier.

Would you rather get melee fox combo'd in real life or play melee with a wiimote

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

Melee with a Wiimote, Definitely.

Would you rather go your whole life listening to "Bad Romance" By Lady Gaga, or be stuck forever alone and without a girlfriend/wife/significant other?

 

[Dynomite]

Melee with a Wiimote, Definitely.

Would you rather go your whole life listening to "Bad Romance" By Lady Gaga, or be stuck forever alone and without a girlfriend/wife/significant other?

be stuck alone because if i were listening to bad romance, i would already be alone. atleast i dont have to listen to the song while im alone.


Would you rather be sweet or salty?

 

[Pi]

Salty, constantly, I love sodium

would you rather youtube be gone, or google be gone

 

[*Cam*]

Salty, constantly, I love sodium

would you rather youtube be gone, or google be gone

google, because i can't watch brawl replays on it

Would you rather live in the Star Wars or Star Trek universe?

 

[Purple]

Star Trek.

Would you rather listen to Seibrik talk about Brawl, or Hylian Talk about himself.

 

[Hylian]

<sfhjbslkjfhblshkjf

 

[Purple]

 

[*Cam*]

Star Trek.

Would you rather listen to Seibrik talk about Brawl, or Hylian Talk about himself.

I don't know Hylian, so I'd rather hear Seibrik talk about brawl.

Would you rather die by burning to death or drowning?

 

[_WindeX_]

Drowning, cuz dayum, fire hurts.

Would you rather be hung off a cliff by your tongue, or have to wash a car with your naked body? Do keep in mind, there are kids in the car.....

 

[Spank That Dill]

Drowning, cuz dayum, fire hurts.

Would you rather be hung off a cliff by your tongue, or have to wash a car with your naked body? Do keep in mind, there are kids in the car.....

Wash the car with my naked body. I'd rather be totally embarrassed than die off a cliff because my tongue rips off.

Would you rather do Nicolas Cage, or Nicolas Cage as Ghostrider?

 

[Purple]

Nicholas Cage as GhostRider, at least I could roleplay it off or something :X.

Would you rather watch Mike G have sex with your significant other.

Or would you rather watch M2K wack himself off?

Namesearcher soon to be confirmed.

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

Mike G for sure.

Would you rather Get Falcon Punched, or get Roundhouse'd by Chuck Norris?

 

[Purple]

Roundhouse'd by Chuck Norris.

Holy crap you would like Mike G get with your girl? yooooo that's some fierce love for a peach main XD

 

[Pi]

<sfhjbslkjfhblshkjf

Roundhouse'd by Chuck Norris.

Holy crap you would like Mike G get with your girl? yooooo that's some fierce love for a peach main XD

you broke the combo

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

Roundhouse'd by Chuck Norris.

Holy crap you would like Mike G get with your girl? yooooo that's some fierce love for a peach main XD

I respect Peach and Link mains a lot XD.

But it would be better than watching another dude whack off, especially M2K.

 

[_WindeX_]

Would you rather turn a bicycle upside down and then pedal, so that your balls get caught up in the rough, rubber wheels,

ORRRRR

Would you rather go down a slide full of razors, land in a pool of lemon juice, and dry yourself off with a salty towel?

 

[*Cam*]

Would you rather turn a bicycle upside down and then pedal, so that your balls get caught up in the rough, rubber wheels,

ORRRRR

Would you rather go down a slide full of razors, land in a pool of lemon juice, and dry yourself off with a salty towel?

Slide full of razors.

Would you rather be a pirate marooned on a deserted island or an astronaut marooned on an alien planet?

 

[Pi]

pirate
solitude seems better than to be in an alien environment where nobody understands you etc. etc.
could be hostile

would you rather break an arm or a leg

 

[Purple]

A leg, because then I could still play smash, and it supports my laziness at the computer.

Would you rather be really bad with a character that's top tier, or be really really good with a character that's low tier (note, both give the same result in this scenario)

 

[Dynomite]

Nicholas Cage as GhostRider, at least I could roleplay it off or something :X.

Would you rather watch Mike G have sex with your significant other.

Or would you rather watch M2K wack himself off?

Namesearcher soon to be confirmed.

Mike G for sure.

Would you rather Get Falcon Punched, or get Roundhouse'd by Chuck Norris?

Roundhouse'd by Chuck Norris.

Holy crap you would like Mike G get with your girl? yooooo that's some fierce love for a peach main XD

WHAT? M2K obv. you would see TRUE tech skills in action

A leg, because then I could still play smash, and it supports my laziness at the computer.

Would you rather be really bad with a character that's top tier, or be really really good with a character that's low tier (note, both give the same result in this scenario)

Low tier. I would hate to be a trash me.

Would you rather be stay home during the summer or on the best cruise of your life, that crashes after a few days

 

[_WindeX_]

Well....does the cruise kill you? If it just left you stranded, I could swim. Lifeguard. Of course, if it DID kill you, I'd stay home during summer.

Would you rather play melee or ssb64? Both are hella ****in' better then brawlz.

 

[Zero_Gamer]

I'd rather play Melee.

Would you rather play Street Fighter IV or would you rather perform homosexual felatio?

 

[Teran]

Homo fellatio.

I'm gay and SFIV is trash. Pretty easy answer.

Would you rather shoot yourself in the foot with a shotgun or sleep with Wesley Snipes?

 

[mr.fizwidget]

sleep with wesley snipes.

i am wesley snipes. pretty easy answer.

would you rather get rejected by the love of your life or never meet her at all?

 

[Spank That Dill]

sleep with wesley snipes.

i am wesley snipes. pretty easy answer.

would you rather get rejected by the love of your life or never meet her at all?

Never meet her, because if she rejects me then she probably wasn't the love of my life.

Would you rather, everytime you wanna go somewhere you have to drive a limo to that place. like you can only drive the limo, and you can't walk there or bike there or anything like that, and you can't drive your friends in the limo. so if you wanna go to the store down the street, you have to drive your limo to the store

-OR-

instead of having arms, you had legs. So you'd have 4 legs and no arms.