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[Sharky]

get in touch with firefly =D

 

[~Firefly~]

Yes, but on the island. However, I do have a brother who now goes to Vancouver on a regular basis now, so I could start going to actual tournaments now. Still I haven't played Brawl in more than a Year, so yeah

There is a smash scene on the island. Being a mainlander, I don't know too much about it, but I'd suggest contacting Blue Yoshi for more info.

As for mainland tournaments, our next major event is coming up on the 13th of March. Note that major is a relative term (we're hoping for maybe 25-30 people =P), but it should be a lot of fun. Some of the islanders will probably come up for that as well.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

lol when did you get here?

 

[Sharky]

delta that alphabet game is messed up >.> lol. Although I did get on the right track and tried greek =P

 

[SOVAman]

Mmac back so time for me to leave??

 

[Talazala]

I actually do not know, Probably somewhere around 8 months.

Hey, you're that... one guy, who plays that one character, in that one game.
Hey, a yoshi gif.

 

[Shiri]

Mmac, welcome back! :D

Again. o_o

Trust me, dude. Brawl is a bit too simple for you to not have something to contribute. Being "out of touch" would have to be something you really are working hard to achieve, hahaha.

 

[.Marik]

Lmao, Marik, in the long run p0rnz is p0rnz, animated or not it's all on the same level. It's not sad or pathetic, it's just a way to get rid of natural angst.

It's not on the same level.

To have absurd scenes of cartoon girls getting raped by monstrous cocks while getting jizzed on simultaneously requires a whole new level of depravity and being socially inept.

At least human pornography, you know, with real girls, is natural and more or less socially acceptable.

There's a pretty big difference.

One is a pathetic, unrealistic fantasy. The other one is also a fantasy, but at least it's real.

Mmac is back. Good to see you again bro.

 

[Noobicidal]

To have absurd scenes of cartoon girls getting raped by monstrous cocks while getting jizzed on simultaneously requires a whole new level of depravity and being socially inept.

Don't forget about loli, shota, effeminate traps, inflation, vore, scat, and the holy grail of it all, guro.

 

[.Marik]

Don't forget about loli, shota, effeminate traps, inflation, vore, scat, and the holy grail of it all, guro.

I know, just comparing the two with regular porn and the basic hentai **** scene.

Proves my point even further though.

 

[Metatitan]

Actually the same things exist in normal pornography. Hentai=/=tentacle ****, it just means animated pornography. There's just as much horrible stuff in live action as there is in hentai (ever heard of one guy one cup?) so if you're gonna call one pathetic, the other is just as pathetic.

Btw marik, neither is "socially accepted", they're both frowned down upon.

And hi Mmac, make sure to close the door when you leave again.

 

[Noobicidal]

Actually the same things exist in normal pornography. Hentai=/=tentacle ****, it just means animated pornography.

To be honest, it means "pervert".

Carry on.

 

[Metatitan]

Pretty much.

In the long run, both are frowned upon by society.

 

[.Marik]

Actually the same things exist in normal pornography. Hentai=/=tentacle ****, it just means animated pornography. There's just as much horrible stuff in live action as there is in hentai (ever heard of one guy one cup?) so if you're gonna call one pathetic, the other is just as pathetic.

Those are extreme sites.

Hentai is -always- extreme, and it's completely stupid. Cartoon girls with enormous breasts, nine or ten cocks filling their holes and throw in some bizarre idea of human anatomy and some ferocious tentacles? Not only is it pathetic, it's pathetic because it's the result of a lonely imagination and built-up sexual frustration.

Trust, men that get pussy don't need to fap over hentai garbage drawn by desperate artists and shit.

I'd rather watch real women I could potentially get instead of being a socially inept faggot that gets hard over little boys and girls getting ***** and liking it. It's not realistic, it's overdone and the plots are generally ********, but I guess that's only to be expected.

Btw marik, neither is "socially accepted", they're both frowned down upon.

You're delusional. You do know the pornography industry is bigger than the music industry right?

 

[Scarlet Jile]

the plots are generally ********

Ding-dong, IT'S THE PIZZA GUY.

EXTRA SAUSAGE, JUST LIKE YOU ORDERED.

 

[Metatitan]

Marik, not all hentai is extreme.

And if it is bigger than the music industry, it's not something you talk about in public. A popular conversation starter is something like "what music do you listen to?" not "what porn do you fap to?". Sure it's bigger (especially because of the internet) but it's not something anybody talks about in public because the public does not accept it as "normal".

I'm not saying I fap to hentai, but calling one more pathetic than the other is just bias and intolerant. Let people have their attractions, it's not hurting you.

 

[.Marik]

There are porno conventions all the time.

It's generally accepted, maybe frowned upon obviously, but that doesn't change anything.

Hey, if you fap over cartoon girls, I'm not stopping you. Just watch real porn like a normal human being while you're at it.

Jile acts surprised I said that. There are good plots, although they tend to be targeted at female audiences.

Men think with their reproductive organs. Scientifically proven.

 

[Airborne]

Scatz and I have come to the conclusion:
Shiri and Jile are long lost brothers.

 

[.Marik]

I can't believe we're debating semantics of pornography and hentai on the Yoshi Boards lol.

I love this place.

 

[Metatitan]

Marik I don't fap to hentai, I'm just saying don't look down on people who do.

From what I've seen, the tentacle stuff is more for people with fetishes, and hey! People have fetishes in live action p0rnz too. IMO the fact that some of that stuff is irl is more disgusting than artwork of it, at least with the artwork you know it didn't actually happen.

My type is irl. Btw marik, NOBODY comfortably has porn conversations lmao.

 

[.Marik]

From what I've seen, the tentacle stuff is more for people with fetishes, and hey! People have fetishes in live action p0rnz too. IMO the fact that some of that stuff is irl is more disgusting than artwork of it, at least with the artwork you know it didn't actually happen.

Good point.

My type is irl. Btw marik, NOBODY comfortably has porn conversations lmao.

I guess haha.

You should see the porno conventions though, they're packed to the brim usually.

I've never been to one, I've seen livestreams and television shows of them.

And imagine the sex. Swingers everywhere.

 

[Metatitan]

Two questions,

1. Why did you watch a livestream of a porno convention?
2. Why did you LOOK for a livestream of a porno convention?

 

[.Marik]

I was curious.

I never really did, it just sort of popped up.

I'm actually not into pornography period.

 

[VSC.D-Torr]

Shiri, what have you done?

 

[Noobicidal]

Death to the 3D scum.

 

[Talazala]

I read this thread.
I see this.
Aaaah huh.

 

[Nogan]

X is Y because it's Y is not an argument Marik, it's a bigoted statement. Your reasoning is also shoddy because A. you expect that people automatically accept your given, and B. it's a stupid point altogether. Let's apply this logic to other facets of our shallow lives:

- Television/Film - Avatar, one of the most popular films ever created, is apparently for pathetic losers because it's portrayed almost entirely through special effects. Considering that the audience wasn't supposed to sympathize with the Nav'i, it's an odd choice that the director would tell the story through the perspective of the villain. Tragic ending, too.

- Video games - Anything that doesn't actively portray the real world or an event that actually happened is a completely unrealistic fantasy. The only people who play them are either kids or pathetic lonely losers who can't find real hobbies in the real world.

etc.

Don't you think it's more pathetic to need to know something is real in order to get off? Do you actually think the giant ***** and **** you see in "real" porn are accurate portrayals of human anatomy? Drawn or not, Porn is entirely fantasy. As long as it's on your TV, computer, or magazine, it's about as real as Yoshi on your Gameboy, and just as 2-dimensional.

Also, hi guys. Just a Yoshi main trying to determine whether or not it's worth it to try to get good at this game.

 

[Depster]

They see me trollin,
They hatin
Them moderators tryna catch me postin dirty!

 

[MX778]

Hey guys!
I think I've discovered a new AT with Yoshi!
Well....At least I hope it's new.

Whether it is new or not I'll share it in my next post. ;D

 

[Talazala]

Sup Nogan.
But uh.
Can we not discuss pron?
I guess we can thank Doronjo for this heh.

Depster, they're out to get you.

And... why not just post it now MX?

 

[Mmac]

There is a smash scene on the island. Being a mainlander, I don't know too much about it, but I'd suggest contacting Blue Yoshi for more info.

As for mainland tournaments, our next major event is coming up on the 13th of March. Note that major is a relative term (we're hoping for maybe 25-30 people =P), but it should be a lot of fun. Some of the islanders will probably come up for that as well.

I knew that there was some tournaments in Victoria, but unless there are alot more people now adays , they were very small.

But I'll look more into that tournament. I also see that there's one coming up on the 3rd of April http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=260625

 

[Delta-cod]

Good arguments.

I like you.

They see me trollin,
They hatin
Them moderators tryna catch me postin dirty!

Rofl.

Hey guys!
I think I've discovered a new AT with Yoshi!
Well....At least I hope it's new.

Whether it is new or not I'll share it in my next post. ;D

I hate it when people do this. Just post the **** thing, don't tell us and wait.

We should continue the pornography debate, it amuses me.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

nothing wrong with it, either you like it or not, and dont eff with the ppl who do...

 

[Mmac]

The funny thing is that the last time I came back here, everyone was talking about porn

 

[~Firefly~]

I knew that there was some tournaments in Victoria, but unless there are alot more people now adays , they were very small.

But I'll look more into that tournament. I also see that there's one coming up on the 3rd of April http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=260625

Yeah, that one should be good as well. Of course, there's going to be one next weekend, but that's really short notice. =P

 

[Scarlet Jile]

Jile acts surprised I said that. There are good plots, although they tend to be targeted at female audiences.

Let me tell you a little bit about myself.

I am a professional and published writer and editor with a Bachelor's degree in English and Writing and am working towards a double Master's in Fiction and Poetry at the Vermont College of Fine Arts (the second-best low-residency writing college in the country). I typically write short literary fiction and run a workshop full of talented writers every third Sunday. People regularly look to me for advice on what makes a good story.

If you can present to me the plot of a porn which is NOT AWFUL, I will eat my own face.

 

[bigman40]

A lot of stuff.

Hey look! Jile's a magician!

 

[Noobicidal]

I'm curious as to how this will turn out. I've read several great Clannad doujins, but they do not qualify for this challenge.

Carry on, Marik.

 

[Delta-cod]

Noob, it would take a severely inadequate person to mes up Clannad.

It's freaking Clannad.

 

[Scarlet Jile]

Hey look! Jile's a magician!

It's not magic... I will do it through sheer force of will.