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You Laugh, You Lose ~ Australian Edition!

Zxv

Zxv

Smash Lord
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<massacre> Rosti, can I ask you something as a close friend?
<Rosti_LFC> you could ask me something as a complete stranger, but go ahead
<massacre> Do you reckon Emma would go out with me if I asked her?
<Rosti_LFC> errr....
<Rosti_LFC> ask her yourself?
<massacre> no ****ing way until I get a second opinion
<Daz> dude she's in the channel
<massacre> no she isn't
<Rosti_LFC> yeah she is mate, look up
<Rosti_LFC> she got op'd yesterday
<massacre> ****
<massacre> PLAN B
<massacre> spam the channel
<massacre> with text
<massacre> so it goes
<Audia> hi
<massacre> off her scrollback
<Rosti_LFC> ahaha
<massacre> ****
* massacre has quit (PLAN C!!!)
<Audia> I'm going to go install Windows 7 right now
<Audia> so I'll be offline for a bit
<Audia> if he gets the balls to come back in here in the meantime tell him the answer is yes
<Rosti_LFC> rofl
* Audia has quit (QUIT)
<Rosti_LFC> that was some hardcore nerd courtship ritual right there
<Daz> Oh man, I wish I could **** up asking a girl out that badly and still succeed
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I actually found this *really* sweet, as well as funny.
 
Zxv

Zxv

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Excerpt from Bash.org

Speaking of bash.org...

<Belial`> you still cant say anything with certainty though
<Belial`> since the bible has like, a black hole between jesus being a kid and his preaching days
<Catoptromancy> Phase 1, birth
<Catoptromancy> Phase 2, ???
<Catoptromancy> Phase 3, Prophet
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Zero

Zero

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ワイヤード
I love bash.org

I've submitted a few quotes that were all rejected because they weren't racist or bash.org related.
 
Zxv

Zxv

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Location
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There's a lot out there, but I'm more interested in people's personal favourites. That way I don't need to wade through all the crap that's out there.
 
Nanda

Nanda

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Woop woop
Went to conservapedia, first thing i see "Are Atheists, smarter than the average bear". You da bess
 
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