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You Laugh You Lose: Gentlemen's Club Edition

BSL

BSL

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Pretty sure a penis game in here would be fun. Everyone should play it, that would make it a lot better.


Not really. I'm being completely sarcastic. Stupid penis game....
 
MLEsis

MLEsis

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The proper plural form of 'penis' is 'penes' although firefox refuses to identify it as the correct plural form of 'penis.'

Roses are red,
Your balls are blue,
I'm in love,
But not with you.

When we broke up you thought I'd cry,
But every word I'd said was a lie.

You told your friends I was the meanest,
i told mine you had a weak penis.

I said "I love you,"
You thought it was true,
Well, guess what playa...
Your balls are blue.


riPENISulous
PENIStionary
PENIState
unprePENIStable
prePENIStion
aPENIStive
benePENIS
contraPENIStion
PENIStator


It's not the length,
It's not the size,
Just how many times you can make it rise;
The above words are all lies,
If your penis is short,
I apologize.
 
BSL

BSL

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i had a pretty good one.

BSL said:
Pretty sure a penis game in here would be fun. Everyone should play it, that would make it a lot better.


Not really. I'm being completely sarcastic. Stupid penis game....
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BSL said:
Pretty sure a penis game in here would be fun. Everyone should play it, that would make it a lot better.


Not really. I'm being completely sarcastic. Stupid penis game....
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BSL said:
PENIS
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Twin_A

Twin_A

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Roxy said:
If i made a serious penis game in this thread would anyone play it?
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Zero_Gamer said:
It's a bit hard at first, but eventually the difficulty softens up.
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Hahaha ok I lost.

Roxy said:
Find humorous ways to say penis and get points.

The more points you get, the more i might be willing to give you stuff.
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Do I get points for starting it
(someone grab that lip biting meme for me :p)

Pet names for Penis, by Tom Green (to the beat of We Didn't Start the Fire)
Mutton dagger,
Ol' blind Bob,
Hanging Johnny,
Fishing rod,
Tally wacker,
Pocket rocket,
One eyed trouser trout,
Ding dong,
Ankle spanker,
Pork sword,
Engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog,
Davy Crockett,
LET THEM ALL HANG OUT!

CHORUS-
Pet names for genitalia,
You know the girls think of 'em,
And you gotta love 'em!
Pet names for genitalia,
Theres always something silly
About little Willy!

Wang,
Wahzoo,
Weenie wacker,
Pecker,
Pee Pee,
Kidney cracker,
Heat seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick,
Love whistle,
Tube steak,
Uncle ****,
THIS IS GETTING REALLY SICK!
I'm not through,
There's ONE more,
PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

Repeat Chorus 2x

Although the best one will always be Forwards C.O.C.K.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWwafwfVDdk
 
Jane

Jane

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haha.

play penis game


acquire many people's appraisal and laughter





post a naked woman


get banned







oh, smashboards. you silly little thing you.
 
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