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You Laugh You Lose: Gentlemen's Club Edition

Mota

Mota

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LOLLL ahh this thread is gold. C-walkin' Dora <3
Lost hard at Spiderman + kid

Censor yo Jane, but who cares, too good n___n
 
Angbad

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In recaptcha it only asks for one word really. The other word you can put anything. The font that is usually in recaptcha is the real word. If it's a different font or has numbers in it, you don't have to type it, you can just put "a" or something
 
NinjaFoxX

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Small hole, looks nice though~
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Naruto teaches our kids valuable lesson such as....
  • Every single problem can be solved with violence and emotional flashbacks.
  • You must always tell your enermy what your super secret technique is going to do to them.
  • In order to do a technique, you must always announce it in a very loud and clear voice.
  • Do not call a fat kid “fat”. He might have steroids that can give him ♥♥♥♥erfly wings.
  • The most efficient way to carry out covert operations is by being dressed in bright colors and running around on trees.
  • Projectiles of any sort are useless. There is no such thing as firearms.
  • When pressed into a corner, close your eyes and have a flashback.
  • Child abuse and training are the same thing.
  • Fire is ABSOLUTELY HARMLESS. Yes, even to grass, ice, bug and steel-type people.
  • Dolls, gigantic fans, flutes, sand and pieces of paper that explode make very good weapons.
  • You are helpless to turn the tables on an opponent as long as the cool music doesn’t come on.
  • On the flip side, your instincts and ability to put up any sort of fight are immediately nullified the moment the scary music comes on. If you hear snake dudes ~fight~ theme (essentially Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D Minor on steroids) you’re SCREWED.
  • It is common sense to send twelve year olds to do battle against professional terrorists.
  • Crushes NEVER go away on their own. And you MUST have one or you’re not a complete human being.
  • You are powerless to make any difference without a tragic childhood to fuel your anger.
  • Never trust your family members, no matter how nice they seem. They are either 1: There to oppress and traumatise you, 2: There to go on killing sprees which may or may not include you, 3: Dead or 4: Any combination of the above.
  • “Death” is merely a temporary condition of quantum superposition where it is unknown whether you are dead or not until finally a watcher collapses the wave function and you turn out to be alive after all. Exceptions are rare.
  • Some things are just better with holes in them. Pipes, for example. And cheese. And plot.
  • Ninja battles are the #1 cause of deforestation.
  • 90% of the world’s wars, death and property damage are due to overgrown traumatized children becoming crazy supervillains and could be pre-emptively nullified by counseling.
  • Don’t run away or go back on your word. It’s your ninja way of life... haha, sucker.

Retrieved from “http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Naruto”
Category: Oscar Wildeizms
 
Winnar

Winnar

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mc-killa said:
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Naruto teaches our kids valuable lesson such as....
  • Every single problem can be solved with violence and emotional flashbacks.
  • You must always tell your enermy what your super secret technique is going to do to them.
  • In order to do a technique, you must always announce it in a very loud and clear voice.
  • Do not call a fat kid “fat”. He might have steroids that can give him ♥♥♥♥erfly wings.
  • The most efficient way to carry out covert operations is by being dressed in bright colors and running around on trees.
  • Projectiles of any sort are useless. There is no such thing as firearms.
  • When pressed into a corner, close your eyes and have a flashback.
  • Child abuse and training are the same thing.
  • Fire is ABSOLUTELY HARMLESS. Yes, even to grass, ice, bug and steel-type people.
  • Dolls, gigantic fans, flutes, sand and pieces of paper that explode make very good weapons.
  • You are helpless to turn the tables on an opponent as long as the cool music doesn’t come on.
  • On the flip side, your instincts and ability to put up any sort of fight are immediately nullified the moment the scary music comes on. If you hear snake dudes ~fight~ theme (essentially Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D Minor on steroids) you’re SCREWED.
  • It is common sense to send twelve year olds to do battle against professional terrorists.
  • Crushes NEVER go away on their own. And you MUST have one or you’re not a complete human being.
  • You are powerless to make any difference without a tragic childhood to fuel your anger.
  • Never trust your family members, no matter how nice they seem. They are either 1: There to oppress and traumatise you, 2: There to go on killing sprees which may or may not include you, 3: Dead or 4: Any combination of the above.
  • “Death” is merely a temporary condition of quantum superposition where it is unknown whether you are dead or not until finally a watcher collapses the wave function and you turn out to be alive after all. Exceptions are rare.
  • Some things are just better with holes in them. Pipes, for example. And cheese. And plot.
  • Ninja battles are the #1 cause of deforestation.
  • 90% of the world’s wars, death and property damage are due to overgrown traumatized children becoming crazy supervillains and could be pre-emptively nullified by counseling.
  • Don’t run away or go back on your word. It’s your ninja way of life... haha, sucker.

Retrieved from “http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Naruto”
Category: Oscar Wildeizms
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Winnar

Winnar

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Pokedex entries are stupid lol

Here's how they were made (mileage may vary on these):

















There are a few more in here: http://imgur.com/a/kKTI4

but I didn't really feel like censoring all of them


and here's some tl;dr for you pokenerds

 
K

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Well. Today is finally the day one of those insane spiders gets posted in this thread. I can never come back here again.
 
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