You Might Be A Goth!

[Darkurai]

http://www.securitytribe.com/~vertigo/goth-hell.htm

REFORM THROUGH THE LORD

I scored an 18 on this. I'm obviously going to hell. Oh Lord, please save my ****ed soul.

So what did you guys score?


NOTE: I'm not making fun of Christianity or Catholicism. I myself am Catholic. I am only making fun of this specific church. Anyone familiar with this chruch will understand.

 

[4Serial]

I think I got like 15 LOL
some of these are absolutely stupid

these are my favourite

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Expresses an interest in sex.

 

[XACE-K]

I got a 4 on this. I was one away from having problems according to this church.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

I got 6.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

COUNT CHOCULA!

 

[Sworddancer9034]

Woot! I scored 21! I'm the #1 goth on smashboards! ^.^

 

[Chris Lionheart]

HAHAHA this is offensive to Christians (and Goths) everywhere. I scored a 17

My little brother scored 18.

Thank you for the nice laugh. I loved how like half the things on their are so popular that they apply to almost everybody.


My favorite ones were:

Eats gothic foods (COUNT CHOCULA!!!)

Plays video games of a violent or role-playing nature. (How is role-playing goth?)

Requests time alone and quiet so they can talk to evil spirits through meditation.

Sleeps to much or too little.

Doesn't participate in *laughs* wholesome activities such as sports, church, The Bible, or prayer. (Sports is considered wholesome now?)

Oops theres 5. (That is if you only count the spends time alone part and not the evil spirits part)

 

[Omis]

Well because Hinduiesm rocks and I like quietness and sleep I'm doomed. 23 and Count Chocula ftw.

 

[Circus]

Dude, I don't even need to take the test.

I just bought a cape and fake fangs from Halloween USA. I'm sooooooo much moar gawth than u.

 

[Mini Mic]

lol 21 for me too, see you all in hell. This church group is paranoid.

 

[victra♥]

13
...
It's a sign =O

Is this a joke or something? Honestly, some of these are just ridiculous.

 

[I T I]

23. 28 if you count the 5 bonus points I get for playing Stairway to Heaven on my devil-horned guitar while reading that.

 

[Rend]

OH GOD NO! 17. i'm goin to hell.

 

[M@v]

Lol....these are absurd.


-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)
ummm yeeaahhhh.... maybe he just wants to relax, pray, or just meditate because it calms your mind....

-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
I can kinda see the violence if you really strict, but role-playing?

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
welcome to 2008

-Expresses an interest in sex.
Last time I checked, thats what humans do....

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
....last time I checked they can't really control that.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Laughing Out Loud.

If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

Mental health center?! So If we go on the internet, eat count Dracula cereal, play call of duty 4, meditate, and sleep in, we should be in the looney bin?

I'm a practicing Catholic, and this things are crazy.
..............

 

[OmegaXXII]

-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

i'm sorry but how is role-playing in ANY way related to goth? I just don't see the connection, oh wait Magic, of course *facepalms in shame*

as for frequently using computers, there are tons of people who use them them for other purposes, why would this need to be a factor to consider?

Expresses an interest in sex.

hmm.. looks like everyone is going to hell, not just gays.

but as for myself, I rate myself a 13, I guess not as much as some of you Goth-heads.

 

[chaos_Leader]

12/15 some of them are a little iffy. This kind of stuff is hilarious, it goes beyond offensive so far that it is simply funny.

Funny thing is, there is a St. Mary's catholic high school near where I live...

 

[SkylerOcon]

21

Does this church really not get that Satanism has NOTHING to do with the Christian Satan?

 

[Kinzer]

And I wonder why people find sex a sin when to me it is the only known way to reproduce...owell the people we live with on this planet are just amazing.

 

[TWILTHERO]

I got a 6

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous a
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
nd should be stopped immediately.)
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

I don't know why, but those are my favourites.

 

[nakedsnake]

16 wow I not even goth. I;m like the whitest black guy I know.

 

[Blackadder]

Is this serious or a joke? **** you Poe's Law!

Either way, I'm going straight to Hell. I added an extra 6 points to me because of my huge masturbation-to-day ratio.

 

[Grime]

All that apply to me:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (lolwut)
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (LOLWUT)
-Masturbates (LOLWUT)

 

[§leepy God]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.

Damm, just one off. -_-;

 

[Devil7]

HAHAHA this is offensive to Christians (and Goths) everywhere.

No kidding, I'm Christian and I find this very offensive. Whoever wrote that is just ignorant and stupid.

 

[Blackadder]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.

Damm, just one off. -_-;

Wait, wait, come on man. No lies. You have an interest in sex and you jack off. You ARE a goth, and you know it.

We all know it. We see all.

 

[MysticKenji]

I got 19 lol
The count dracula cereal one was too good

but srsly

Whoever wrote that is just ignorant and stupid.

 

[.Marik]

I didn't even take the quiz.

Just because I saw "Church" and "paranoid".

And the stupid questions.

And no, I'm not a goth, I'm a thuuuuuuuuuuug.

Reppin T-Dot. <3

 

[Skler]

Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

GG quiz, those last two really are the most dangerous of cults.

 

[§leepy God]

Wait, wait, come on man. No lies. You have an interest in sex and you jack off. You ARE a goth, and you know it.

We all know it. We see all.

Nope, to lazy have interest, haven't felt it in 3 years.

 

[Witchking_of_Angmar]

Wow. You wanna bet this was written by some Mom scared about her child entering puberty and not wanting to go to church with her every sunday anymore? Seriously. I only got 14, but I can imagine perfectly normal teenagers getting around 30 easily.

 

[cheap_josh]

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

lololoolololololol

This whole test is dumb, it started out ok but then it just turned stupid near the end (even though it's stupid the whole way but you know what I mean).

 

[Lord Viper]

-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates. (Damm girl friend. DX)

So close, oh well, this test is funny, I wonder if their serious?

 

[Devil7]

I love how it said 5 or more but then included things that are very serious problems in and of themselves. Suicidal, self mutilation, and depression.

"Ohh well he only has those three so they will be fine, they don't 5 on the list." o.0

 

[Grandeza]

lol scored a 10. This is really funny.

 

[MojoMan]

lol 9. I am officially a small percent goth!

 

[RelaxImAProfessional]

lol i scored 20

cereal and masturbation means im goth .


i didnt get any of the goth like things though, make up, peircings, self mutilation, vampire love, jewlery and stuff lol.


spending time alone and drugs? that makes me emo.

not listening to authority figures, thats punk.

 

[A New England Winter]

20. I'm evil. ^,_,^

The Count Chocula one made me piss myself almost.

 

[PD4FR]

Well, I guess I should go to the mental health institution, because I got 7 things, LOL.

And they were things like, plays video games, etc.


LOL, Devil7.

 

[Red the Ghost]

I got 21. I'm not goth at all. ^_^

I hated how I got an extra point for this one:
"Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this."

 

[Heartz♥]

I haven't taken it yet, but I am an actual goth, well, gothic punk. So it may develop an inconclusion and/or paradox if I undergo this test of yours.

 

[Peeze]

Can't be goth, Im black.