You Wake Up as your Main

[Kennahh]

My answer is...well...
The essence of evil. The bearer of the Triforce of power, I attack with the strength of a thousand bears, and destroy to my heart's content. I have no weakness . I am an outlaw, a criminal. I kill all in my path. I am burly, strong, and brave. I can defeat anyone, unarmed, at any time, I am bullet-proof . Everyone makes feeble attempts to destroy me, but they do not realize.
I am not a being, I am a god.
I am death.
I am Ganondorf.

 

[Scimitar]

I would wake up as Peach. A soft-spoken girl who enjoys strolling in quiet parks. A helpless dress-wearing, parasol-carrying, blonde-haired individual. I would look for a big, strong man to be my life-long companion. But not Mario, no; rather a BOLDER person. Someone who stands against society. Someone who doesn't care what others think of them. An outlaw, a criminal.

I wonder to myself, "Is there anyone for me?"

 

[Kennahh]

As Ganondorf, Bearer of the Triforce of Power, the first thing I would immediately find a lover.
I decided to take my van into the park, not by the streets, no. I drive wherever I want.
Then suddenly, I spot a woman in a pink dress merrily sitting on a bench, holding an oddish.
I say "Get in the van!" being a man of such stature, I do not ask; I command.
I think she likes my wheels.
She happily complies.

 

[Scimitar]

After entering the old, beat up van, I am tied up. My Mexican Oddish is slapped repeatedly by the same man who tied me up. I take a good look at him: Strong, confident, arrogant...evil.

I scream for help, yet I feel joy inside of me. The beast-like man pulls my hair and whispers for me to shut up. I comply.
He then blindfolds me. Darkness. I hear him sit in the front and drive us away. But where? Where is he taking me? I want to struggle to free myself, but part of me WANTS to stay.

 

[2007]

If I woke up as my main, I'd first be all "why the hell am I in a dress?"
after I came to my senses about 4 hours later, (after drinking a 72-pack of red bull) I'd notice that the dimensions of my chest have shanged, my ears have elongated, and my voice is higher...
and then it would finally hit me...

and I'd be all "sweet mother--I'm a girl."

and then I'd go around owning people with my sexiness and bada** magicery. =3

=2007=

 

[Devil7]

After entering the old, beat up van, I am tied up. My Mexican Oddish is slapped repeatedly by the same man who tied me up. I take a good look at him: Strong, confident, arrogant...evil.

I scream for help, yet I feel joy inside of me. The beast-like man pulls my hair and whispers for me to shut up. I comply.
He then blindfolds me. Darkness. I hear him sit in the front and drive us away. But where? Where is he taking me? I want to struggle to free myself, but part of me WANTS to stay.

This is so wrong on so many levels.

 

[zbomb]

i would probably pick me some multi-colored friends.
and throw them at random objects and ppl.
and cry when i go swimming and forget i had a few red ones with me.
they suck so bad at swimming.
<7

 

[Sosuke]

As Ganondorf, Bearer of the Triforce of Power, the first thing I would immediately find a lover.
I decided to take my van into the park, not by the streets, no. I drive wherever I want.
Then suddenly, I spot a woman in a pink dress merrily sitting on a bench, holding an oddish.
I say "Get in the van!" being a man of such stature, I do not ask; I command.
I think she likes my wheels.
She happily complies.

That was funny

After entering the old, beat up van, I am tied up. My Mexican Oddish is slapped repeatedly by the same man who tied me up. I take a good look at him: Strong, confident, arrogant...evil.

I scream for help, yet I feel joy inside of me. The beast-like man pulls my hair and whispers for me to shut up. I comply.
He then blindfolds me. Darkness. I hear him sit in the front and drive us away. But where? Where is he taking me? I want to struggle to free myself, but part of me WANTS to stay.

That was creepy.

 

[Hive Mind]

I would wonder WTH I am eleven years old.

 

[dguy6789]

My answer is...well...
The essence of evil. The bearer of the Triforce of power, I attack with the strength of a thousand bears, and destroy to my heart's content. I have no weakness . I am an outlaw, a criminal. I kill all in my path. I am burly, strong, and brave. I can defeat anyone, unarmed, at any time, I am bullet-proof . Everyone makes feeble attempts to destroy me, but they do not realize.
I am not a being, I am a god.
I am death.
I am Ganondorf.

And *** swordsman. You forgot *** swordsman.

 

[Anonymous.]

Two choices.

I would wake up as Wario, and then go back to bed. In my TENT of course.

Or I would wake up as Roy, and explode.

 

[MiiKai]

Waking up as a Ice Blue marshmellow creature that can float and copy his enemies abilities? Cool!

 

[Nohbody]

omg im dedede i cant find my **** omg Im such a fat piece of ****

 

[woopyfrood]

Freak out. There's no way I could pull off being Mewtwo.

OR

EXTERMINATE. EXTERRRMMIIINNNAAAAATE!

OR

Bashfully (and awkwardly) hit on princess Daisy.

OR

BEEP.

OR

PAUWNCH!

OR

*woosh-woosh-woosh* RROOOOWW!!!

OR

KYICK.

OR

YEAHZZzz!

OR

Eat people without killing them.

OR

Howl at the moon.

 

[Johnny_C]

Do the ROB all day.

 

[luvs2pluck]

I would immediately remove my spacesuit to find out once and for all if Olimar is like a jacked ****** or a pasty Elmer Fudd

 

[.Marik]

I would eat lots of food, as well as my enemies, to humiliate them further, and then I'll go and find the nearest Smash Ball.

And I'd be a Yoshi. That would totally f@cking rock man!

 

[Tunaria]

Ness - Back to high school again and pronouncing the letter L suddenly got difficult.

Ike - Got a sudden urge to fight for my friends.

Roy - Use a sword effectively and speak fluent japanese? Oh yeah!

 

[M@v]

Woke up as fox- Id go to work. Starfox work-Shooting down bad guys in arwings and GETTING PAID?!?!

Lucario- Avoid capture by a stupid pokemon trainer, I would train my aura, and attempt to learn the kamehameha wave, just with aura instead of ki(they are kinda similar anyway...). Lastly, I would get my power level up to.....do I really have to say it? It has to be said at least 10 times on these forums every day.


DDD- Be the coolest person alive, because he is.
http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=139061 if you havent read it yet.

I would be the best king ever, and do what I want. nuff said.

 

[Devil7]

Lucario- Avoid capture by a stupid pokemon trainer, I would train my aura, and attempt to learn the kamehameha wave, just with aura instead of ki(they are kinda similar anyway...). Lastly, I would get my power level up to.....do I really have to say it? It has to be said at least 10 times on these forums every day.

OVER 9000!!!

Your right it is said often but one more time never killed anyone.

Sorry couldn't help myself

 

[Ori_bro]

Oh God i dont know if thats good or bad to wake up as wario @_@

 

[WiiWouldLikeTwoPlay]

Bad. It would be very bad.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

I'd go in the mirror and look at my new blonde hair...

 

[--WAMY--]

i'd be like whoa i'm a fat king penguin with a huge hammer

 

[ArowYoshi]

i probly wouldnt realize im Yoshi untill i went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror (im pretty out of it when i wake up). then as i glare at my new body the first thing i would do is wonder what my skull looks like. like is my nose all bone or cartlige or muscle. then after that question was answered i would probly check out my new freaking awsome jumping abilities, then i would win all of my hurdle races by an even greater margin then before, and long jump, and triple jump. i would just rock in track man, id be a beast!!!

 

[Uffe]

Freak out. My headd would be equal weight to m body.


... o.o

This is the best response for Ness!

 

[AquaTech]

I'd shave, then start my reconnaissance mission.

 

[MPH Deku]

Youko says I need to bump this instead of creating a new thread. Whoops.

 

[Frown]

if i woke up as sheik? i'd probably masturbate

Interesting, choknater.

MPH_G&W, you even posted in this thread 7 months ago.

 

[Brave Hippo]

If I woke up as Olimar, Id wonder how in one night I shrunk to one inch in height and wonder why creepy vegetables were always following me around.

If I woke up as Captain Falcon, I would massage my nipples.

And If I woke up as Luigi, well, Id be Italian.

 

[:034:]

I take over the world.

 

[Jonas]

That would be really incredibly awesome. So awesome so I wouldn't know how to react.

 

[dancingfrogman]

umm, I would turn 2d (and black), grab objects from nowhere, and generally be a perv.

 

[ChibiD]

If I woke up as my main(s):

I'd have to..

Save Princess Zelda, again. (Toonlink)

Get my rear end whooped in some pokemon battles. (Lucario/PokemonTrainer)

Luigi: Scare people off with my Weegee face.

 

[justaway12]

I would bake a cake!....or just change my main. ​

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

HOT ****, I'M KIRBY!!!

First, I would check my genitalia.
If I'm male, I'd squeal with joy as I was right.
If I'm Female, I'd get angry. Cos' it's like, "Well ****. I can't say 'he' anymore."

Then, I would go out to all-you-can-eat buffet, and eat EVERYTHING. Then, I'd just walk away, leaving them with nothing but "Poyo."

Then, I would go for a long nap...

 

[Lionman]

I will be a new artial artist fighter or i will help inocent people as an hero of justice

 

[Wiscus]

Pii pika~aaa!
I would annoy those that I love with my name and shock my foes with electricity....all in all I`d be better off than I was before.
Piiikachuuu!

 

[Tamoo]

I would wake up depressed as Im constantly overshadowed by my brother...

 

[Jimnymebob]

If I woke up as my main I'd transform into someone else every 5 minutes.