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Ok, so anyway, I have a summer cottage in Michigan, and its a fairly unusual group of people who hang up there. Everyone if from a relatively well off background, and although some just come from a mediocre family, a few are extremely rich.
Anyway, there are a bunch of people in the area and its a nice group with beach fron cabins so everyone hangs out.
Anyway, you often get some very unusual people up there, and among other things, I have met many strange girls...
Anyway, for one example, there is the one girl at the summer cottage who rally didn't fit into the group and had a huge crush on me. It was pretty awkward so I kind of avoided her, but when I was with the others at the beach, she offered to pull me in an inner tube, and I'm lazy so of course I didn't refuse.
This went on for almost an hour, and during that she asked me if I liked it and stuff and she tried to make some sexual jokes that really didn't work. Anyway, soon she asks if I was enjoying it and I said yeah, and she essentially offered that I should ask her to do anything for me whenever I want, and made it sound exactly like she wanted to become my servant or slave. That was pretty awkard...
Also this year I have met a girl who is a crazy hippy who thinks wearing scrubs will become a new fashion, and started complaining to a kid that he made her cry. The story was that she broke her camera, was PMSing (in her own words), and he talked to her and she yelled at him, started attacking him and cried for 20 minutes....
So yeah, I have definitely met some crazy people (the first girl also taught a game about dealing drugs to 6 year olds, even if she isn't a user...). But this girl, the dumb girl, is much worse.
I met her like 3 years back, and we essentially spent a summer with just us and another girl. She said some things that were obviously lies, but it just seemed she wanted to impress people and whatever. She fainted once after tripping on a set of stairs, but it happened rarely for her and so we didn't make a big deal.
However, the next year, she seemed unable to grasp basic concepts. She would say eally stupid things that immediately become lines for everyone and become an inside joke because they are so dumb and such and she said them seriously. However, she seemed unable to accept anything that ordinary people did.
For example, me and a few others were talking and a kid said he worked at an Office Depot. He said he shut the store down at night. She spent the next hour asking if it was freaky, how could he do it, and just repeated it over and over again, unable to accept that people do close down stores for the night.
Anyway, we all started to realize that she said stupid stuff and she was fairly dumb fairly quickly, and she got on everyones nerves quickly. There is a small 40 yard trail that leads from one very public hotel to a very public convenience store, and its in the forest. I laughingly joked there were serial killers in the forest, knowing she was dumb, and she freaked, and started leaning on me trying not to get killed.
However, this year was truly the most shocking. She turned 16 this year and I was shocked at how much she was the same. Anyway, we were at a bonfire and she showed up late. We saw her running with a flashlight freaking out after a 50 yard walk on a private beach where there isn;t a public beach for 2 miles on either side (in short, random people don't walk by). She told us hoarse with fright and out of breath that she almost pissed her pants (her exact words) because she was so scared on the way over. This is 50 yards at 11 o'clock on a private beach with no public areas around.
Then we started playing a bonfire game later. Its a basic game, but its surprising how bad some people are at it. The game is essentially a counting numbers game, you go in a circle and try to count to 100. However, any time you get to a number that has a 7 in it (like 7, 17, 27...70,71...), is a multiple of 7 (7, 14, 21) or has double numbers in it (11, 22, 33...), you clap instead of saying the number and reverse the order.
Anyway, she started bragging about her 7 times tables (she is 16 remember) and said she knows them better than anyone. So we said our respective numbers and she is supposed to clap for her number, 7. She says it out loud, completely serious and paying attention. I just fell over laughing and tried to keep a straight face.
Then, whenever we play a game that is called drug dealer, where one player, a drug dealer tries to wink to civilians and sell them drugs before the cop finds out the drug dealer and shoots them, she cannot notice if anyone winks at her before like 10 times. In short, she can be looking at someone (she has contacts too) and he keeps on winking at her and she is so dumb she cannot register the fact. Essentially, we decided just not to wink at her and when she became drug dealer, she was so obvious it was amazing how dumb she is.
Her embarrassing stories are like a normal event any day that only some stuck up prat could be afraid of (like most embarrassing supposedly is going to an ice cream shop, trying samples of everything before realizing you don't have money and running out of the store with the shopkeepers angry at her).
I mean seriously, if she wasn't so dumb, she'd be hot, but as it is, anyone who even has a 1 night stand with her would be so embarrassed by the end of it he wouldn't tell anyone. I honestly don't understand how she is so dumb and how anyone can like dumb chicks after seeing this.
Your thoughts?
tl;dr version: She thinks 7 isn't a multiple of 7 or a number with 7 in it and is afraid of the dark.
Oh, and she says she's "been doing hemp all summer."
Ok, so anyway, I have a summer cottage in Michigan, and its a fairly unusual group of people who hang up there. Everyone if from a relatively well off background, and although some just come from a mediocre family, a few are extremely rich.
Anyway, there are a bunch of people in the area and its a nice group with beach fron cabins so everyone hangs out.
Anyway, you often get some very unusual people up there, and among other things, I have met many strange girls...
Anyway, for one example, there is the one girl at the summer cottage who rally didn't fit into the group and had a huge crush on me. It was pretty awkward so I kind of avoided her, but when I was with the others at the beach, she offered to pull me in an inner tube, and I'm lazy so of course I didn't refuse.
This went on for almost an hour, and during that she asked me if I liked it and stuff and she tried to make some sexual jokes that really didn't work. Anyway, soon she asks if I was enjoying it and I said yeah, and she essentially offered that I should ask her to do anything for me whenever I want, and made it sound exactly like she wanted to become my servant or slave. That was pretty awkard...
Also this year I have met a girl who is a crazy hippy who thinks wearing scrubs will become a new fashion, and started complaining to a kid that he made her cry. The story was that she broke her camera, was PMSing (in her own words), and he talked to her and she yelled at him, started attacking him and cried for 20 minutes....
So yeah, I have definitely met some crazy people (the first girl also taught a game about dealing drugs to 6 year olds, even if she isn't a user...). But this girl, the dumb girl, is much worse.
I met her like 3 years back, and we essentially spent a summer with just us and another girl. She said some things that were obviously lies, but it just seemed she wanted to impress people and whatever. She fainted once after tripping on a set of stairs, but it happened rarely for her and so we didn't make a big deal.
However, the next year, she seemed unable to grasp basic concepts. She would say eally stupid things that immediately become lines for everyone and become an inside joke because they are so dumb and such and she said them seriously. However, she seemed unable to accept anything that ordinary people did.
For example, me and a few others were talking and a kid said he worked at an Office Depot. He said he shut the store down at night. She spent the next hour asking if it was freaky, how could he do it, and just repeated it over and over again, unable to accept that people do close down stores for the night.
Anyway, we all started to realize that she said stupid stuff and she was fairly dumb fairly quickly, and she got on everyones nerves quickly. There is a small 40 yard trail that leads from one very public hotel to a very public convenience store, and its in the forest. I laughingly joked there were serial killers in the forest, knowing she was dumb, and she freaked, and started leaning on me trying not to get killed.
However, this year was truly the most shocking. She turned 16 this year and I was shocked at how much she was the same. Anyway, we were at a bonfire and she showed up late. We saw her running with a flashlight freaking out after a 50 yard walk on a private beach where there isn;t a public beach for 2 miles on either side (in short, random people don't walk by). She told us hoarse with fright and out of breath that she almost pissed her pants (her exact words) because she was so scared on the way over. This is 50 yards at 11 o'clock on a private beach with no public areas around.
Then we started playing a bonfire game later. Its a basic game, but its surprising how bad some people are at it. The game is essentially a counting numbers game, you go in a circle and try to count to 100. However, any time you get to a number that has a 7 in it (like 7, 17, 27...70,71...), is a multiple of 7 (7, 14, 21) or has double numbers in it (11, 22, 33...), you clap instead of saying the number and reverse the order.
Anyway, she started bragging about her 7 times tables (she is 16 remember) and said she knows them better than anyone. So we said our respective numbers and she is supposed to clap for her number, 7. She says it out loud, completely serious and paying attention. I just fell over laughing and tried to keep a straight face.
Then, whenever we play a game that is called drug dealer, where one player, a drug dealer tries to wink to civilians and sell them drugs before the cop finds out the drug dealer and shoots them, she cannot notice if anyone winks at her before like 10 times. In short, she can be looking at someone (she has contacts too) and he keeps on winking at her and she is so dumb she cannot register the fact. Essentially, we decided just not to wink at her and when she became drug dealer, she was so obvious it was amazing how dumb she is.
Her embarrassing stories are like a normal event any day that only some stuck up prat could be afraid of (like most embarrassing supposedly is going to an ice cream shop, trying samples of everything before realizing you don't have money and running out of the store with the shopkeepers angry at her).
I mean seriously, if she wasn't so dumb, she'd be hot, but as it is, anyone who even has a 1 night stand with her would be so embarrassed by the end of it he wouldn't tell anyone. I honestly don't understand how she is so dumb and how anyone can like dumb chicks after seeing this.
Your thoughts?
tl;dr version: She thinks 7 isn't a multiple of 7 or a number with 7 in it and is afraid of the dark.
Oh, and she says she's "been doing hemp all summer."
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