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Are you a Yoshi...?, Aug 7th, Greenville NC

Bl@ckChris

Smash Hero
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Greensboro, NC
i have no idea how that game works. i'm a melee person, you guys would probably wreck me lol. i'd probably play marth...he seems like the most direct switch over. but i think i'ma be at my gf's next weekend, so i don't think i'll be driving to greenville. sorry bro's.
 

DtJ SmithZzz

Happy Birthday Kjell
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Oct 4, 2009
Messages
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Location
Raleigh, NC
These days, a lot a cats is outta line
Seems to me, like they need to get punched
Yeah, but where you gonna punch em?
Yo, the choice is obvious
I'll punch you in the jeans
I'll punch you in the jeans
This is not a case of man vs machine
You think that you're safe, thought you got away clean?
I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans
I got my fists clenched, gonna throw a haymaka
Rockin your slacks from here to jaimaica
Shake in your boots, cuz I'm the earthquaka
Bringin those jeans round here was a mistaka
I gotta vendetta, it's against your jeans (yeah)
Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams
They can be on your legs or on the clothesline
But when I see the zipper and cloth, it's go time!
And I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision
Gonna cover you in **** like a ton of pigeons
Man I hate your jeans, I'm gonna bruise that denim
It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em'
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before
Best believe this is not a metaphor
Better watch your back, cuz we're on the creep
And we won't stop till your jeans are six feet deep!
Man I'll murder your jeans, I'll feed em to the fishes
Heres what I'd do, if I had three wishes
Punch your jeans, on all three counts
It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts
If I had three wishes I would do the same
We see eye to eye in this jean punch game
I'd lay em in a field, where there's chemical sprayin
But I'd punch em first, yo that goes without sayin (yeah)
Acid wash pleats or a nifty cuff
It's just another jean for my fist to stuff
Throwin fistacuffs, eat pants like bag lunches
Jeans pronounced dead
Cause of death?
Hecka punches!
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before
Best believe this is not a metaphor
You got somethin to say, we got the proper retorts
Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shorts
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
Turn your 501s into 499s
When I punch a jean I like to imagine a face
The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face
You got taste and it shows my man
God **** your jean brand got me throwin my hands
Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans
And choke him to death, if you know what I mean
Yo I know what you mean, so keep your jeans on a hush
Breakout, before you get bumrushed
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before
Best believe this is not a metaphor
So take off your jeans, and reverse the curse
Cuz we the best jean punchers in the universe
(It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em')
 

Black Mantis

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Writing my own road...................
i have no idea how that game works. i'm a melee person, you guys would probably wreck me lol. i'd probably play marth...he seems like the most direct switch over. but i think i'ma be at my gf's next weekend, so i don't think i'll be driving to greenville. sorry bro's.
Since you stay in Greensboro I wouldn't mind teaching you Brawl (if you wanted to learn of course).

Also, MLG Raleigh :)
 

Its Gq

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Feb 7, 2010
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Greenville NC
Whats the turnout looking like???
If you plan on attending please PM me or coralian so we can get this man a NUMBER!! I know for a fact at least 20 players from Greenville. Including me and coralian. I am really looking forward to playing against new foe's. i have been putting steroids on my diddy/donkey. so i really want to get a better perspective on my skill.
 

Krackshot Kroc

Smash Ace
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Jun 27, 2008
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Location
Knightdale, North Carolina
If you plan on attending please PM me or coralian so we can get this man a NUMBER!! I know for a fact at least 20 players from Greenville. Including me and coralian. I am really looking forward to playing against new foe's. i have been putting steroids on my diddy/donkey. so i really want to get a better perspective on my skill.
Does Greenville really have that many Smashers? Never knew that and I went to ECU for a year lol

Does anyone of you play Melee?
 

coralian

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Mar 29, 2010
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Greenville NC
I play a little Melee ever now and again but I'm no good at it.

I was rather surprised myself and I have lived in this tiny town for about 17 years now.

like GQ said, were trying to make this something we can do ever 3 or 4 months. If nothing else its good practice for bigger tournaments and a way to meet people in town who play.
 

Its Gq

Smash Rookie
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Feb 7, 2010
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Greenville NC
i have alot of friends that play casually. almost every human being has played some type of smash bro's man. smash brother's is a automatic great time. hence why this tournament will be bad-***.
 

Krackshot Kroc

Smash Ace
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Knightdale, North Carolina
You SUCK KSK, going all Melee and junk, jk man, your still awesome.

I think I might come to this. Seems like fun.
Hahaha <3 you Stock, forever and always bro. I still like Brawl, but I just like Melee better and I'm going to devote my time to it

@ Coralian, Gq- I hear you guys, when I come down to ECU we should all meet up and play sometime. I'll still play Brawl
 

Lightsyde

Smash Champion
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Jan 11, 2007
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2,871
Location
The Rocks of Time, NC
If you have people who will play Melee, I must make my return to Greenville to humble them with my ECU Alum status and my blood thirsty Falco teach them and get them into the better game/tourney scene.
 

Pepperz

Smash Cadet
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Dec 29, 2005
Messages
67
Location
Greenville, NC
I would like to attend but I work that day. I get off at 330 so I might be able to make singles if they start a little later. Good thing is that its only a 5 min drive from where I work. :)
 
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