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DG Interview Thread: Walrus? Toasted

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JTB

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How does it feel to know that no one will ask you about Mafia?

:phone:
 

#HBC | marshy

wanted for 3rd degree swag
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remember that time we won scum wars?

remember that time we lost math blasters?

remember that time we lost g3s2?

remember that time we won nothing special (2?)?

remember that time we won os all stars?

why are our alignments always linked? what force has decided this?


:phone:
 

Dooms

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Top 5 anime themes?

You're trapped in a burning house with Ryker, S2, Gova, and Raziek all tied up to chairs in different rooms on the first floor. Each room has a door that lets you escape. You're in the middle of the house and are an equal distance away from each room, 45 seconds running time to each room. This house has two floors, and the top floor holds the fire. It's safe to assume that you only have a minute and thirty seconds to get out of the house. The only thing in your hand is a knife. Your only options are to save one person, since it'll take a few seconds to cut the rope's tying up each person, save no one, or kill yourself. Which do you choose? If the first option, which person do you save?
 

#HBC | Kary

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New Layout:

[] 3 days of questions
[] Unlimited time to answer
[] 1 day minimum (yes minimum. Wait a day) after interview to post next three choices.
[] 2 days of voting for next interviewee
3 days of questions? That's a pretty low amount of time considering when someone is VLA for a weekend and tired the next day, there's hardly any time left.
Yeah I'm a say a week for questions. I mean I'm on here waaay too often and I'm still not sure I'd get around to questions given only 3 days. Also, 3-4 days of voting seems reasonable, normally a winner tends to emerge anyways IMO.
 

#HBC | Dancer

The nicest of the damned.
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Three days isn't enough time, but a week is too long (I'm impatient, yo). Five days is good imo.

Why are you just a bro?
Why are just good bros?
Bro fist?
Favorite books/non-anime shows/music?
Favorite mafia game and why?
Least favorite mafia game and why?
What do you think your strengths are as a mafia player are? Your weaknesses?
If you found a genie in a magical lamp, and he offered you three wishes, what would you wish for?
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
 

#HBC | Dancer

The nicest of the damned.
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Also, could we stop all of the questions relating to killing/suicide? Even if you guys mean nothing by it, it's still in bad tastes.
 

Dooms

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I'm sorry but I just have a few more questions lol.

Heaven? Hell? What do these things mean to you? Where do you see yourself after dying? What made you think this way, and does this conclusion motivate you at all?

Science has come a long way, hasn't it? How far do you see Science progressing? Where do you think we'll be technology-wise in 2050?

War. Thoughts on it? Would you ever join in an attack against a group of people or a country if you thought it was for the greater good?

What song(s) pops into your head when you hear the word "Jazz"?

What song(s) pops into your head when you hear the word "Music"?

Favorite Piano piece?

You can only listen to 10 songs for the rest of your life. Which 10 do you choose?

Favorite instrument to listen to?

A girl you've been talking to for a few months asks you "Will you go to the park with me?" You like this girl, so you say yes. The sun is shining, and you two are sitting on a bench, relaxing. No one else is around. You two are holding general conversation when she randomly says "You realize that I've liked you for the past few months... right?" How would you respond? What song would be playing during all of this?

Prioritize these in order of importance: Education, Friends, Music, Relationship, Sex, Work, and Games (Card, Board, Video, etc.). Why this order? (Feel free to take sex out if it's too personal)

Draw or Write? Or both? Neither?


I promise I won't ask anymore I swear ;-;.

 

Ramen King

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What are your dreams for the future? One realistic one and one overly ambitious one, please.
Most embarassing thing about you that your parents know?
Ever seen something you knew you shouldn't have seen? What was it and what did you do?
Would you consider ever name-changing? If so, what to?
What's your guilty pleasure?
Name 5 things I don't know about you.
If you were a girl, what would you like to be named? Would you name your daughter like that?
What's your "life philosophy"/slogan?

Make a Rockin gay joke that's better than the one Seph asked you to make in anticipation of me asking you to make a Rockin gay joke.

Choose a picture to describe yourself.
Choose a song to describe yourself.

What is your greatest accomplishment in life?

You are infected by a parasite. This parasite makes it so that you get a new biological rhythm.
You wake up at 9:30am, you live until 11pm and then you die. You wake up again the next morning.
From the moment you wake up, you know you'll die the same evening. You don't know that you'll wake up again.
Imagine that it's possible in this society.
Now, after a year of this, you get offered the opportunity to have the parasite removed. Do you do it?

What is the most comfortable feeling in the world?
What are the things you enjoy most? (i.e. drawing, taking a walk, playing games)
What do you pride yourself in most?
Is there a future for people like you and me in todays society?
Why believe in a future when it's so uncertain? Why believe in the present when it's constantly changing? Why believe in the past when you have no proof of it happening but your memories?

If you wouldn't have done art, what would you have done?
What colors are your glasses? Why?

You are walking with ___. Suddenly, ____ asks you "Say Alex, ___ do you _________?"
You respond, "Well, ____, I ______ for ________, so __________."

fill in the blanks.


You can learn one other language. Which one is it?
You're born in another country. Which one is it?

You're given the chance to find your true love in trade of everyone you hold dear at that point in time. Do you do it?

Truth is a silly concept. Why do people cling to it?


If you could have any one legitimate superpower, what would you have?
 

Handorin

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One day you wake up you are a girl, but your mind is still a man's. This has also happened to everyone else in the world, and you know it. So all men are now women with their men brains and all women are now men with their women brains. Knowing this, are you still attracted to women (meaning the previous men), or will you acclimate to like men (meaning the previous women)?

:phone:
 

#HBC | Dark Horse

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Sure there isn't.

Come on hando. Everyone knows that DGames is just one giant secret gay brothel.

Except ran. Ran is the only straight man.
 

SummonerAU

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What are the most important lessons you’ve learned in life?

What is your earliest memory?

Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along to us?

What are you proudest of in your life?

When in life have you felt most alone?

How has your life been different than what you’d imagined?

How would you like to be remembered?

Do you have any regrets?

What does your future hold?
Is there any message that you’d like to leave for your children, grandchildren, great grandchildren, or for future generations yet to come?

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

Which is worse, failing or never trying?

If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?

When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?

If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?

Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing?

If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?

To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken?

Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?

You’re having lunch with three people you respect and admire. They all start criticizing a close friend of yours, not knowing she is your friend. The criticism is distasteful and unjustified. What do you do?

If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?

Are you enjoying all of these questions?

For all the answers to the questions in this thread that you've written, which one are you most proud of?

What 5 questions would you ask yourself in an interview? Answer them.


more to follow
 

#HBC | ZoZo

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Haha, these are all great so far.

I'm already on 5300 words and haven't answered a lot yet. I'll do more tomorrow and add some to my old answers. This **** is gonna be massive.
 

ranmaru

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A song that you think represents me.
Dgames rhyme. (if you can rhyme, call it a rap if you want)
Town or mafia?
What job do you see ME in, just due to my personality on here?
If I would have a super power that fit me, what is it and why?
What do you like about me?
What don't you like about me? (Go ahead, I'm a big boy.)
What should a mod keep in mind to avoid someone from breaking their game?
What player would you say is similar to how I play? How so?
We bros?

Same questions but now you, instead of me.
 

Shun Goku Satsu Rake

Oriwa Rake. Kaizo ko ni oriwa naru
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You`ve entered a film noir , Ryker is your co-star, Gova is the director , you must choose (of active DGamers)

1) Your leading lady
2) Your antagonist
3) Your love interest (notice the distinction )
4) The stunt director
5) Your body-double

Who do you choose and why ?
 

BSL

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I like ranmaru's questions. Pretend like I asked them and answer them again.

:phone:
 

#HBC | Dancer

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Loved Joey's questions and Rake's.

Name a maximum of two super powers (or just one if you want) for the following Dgamer:

Ryker
EE
J
Swiss
Kuzi
July
Asdioh
Gheb
me


What is love?
Baby don't hurt me?
No more?

What is art (serious question)? Today my dad and I got into a debate about art. My dad believes that art is anything done out of love and passion (and thus considers the software that he writes to be "art"). However, my response to this was that if anything can be art, then nothing is art. He disagreed. What do you think?

Who decides the meaning of an art piece, the viewer or the artist?

What's a really cool short story?

Will you come with me? Would you abandon you're current life this instand to fly with me, through the frabic of time and space, to discover the secrets of reality?

:cool: ?
 

Shun Goku Satsu Rake

Oriwa Rake. Kaizo ko ni oriwa naru
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You write a award winning song , what Genre is it ?
You write a award winning novel , what Genre is it ?
You have a baby , what Gender is it ?
You steal a gundum , what type of Gundam is it ?
You are one man ,alone, betrayed by his country and foresworn by the ones he loves, how do you regain your former life ?

 

#HBC | Kary

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Hi Xonar, I heard you like questions :)

Is it more important to be right or to get along with other people?
Is the truth that we are all alone?
What is the one thing that will redeem mankind?
and what is love? Define it for me.

Recommend me a good song you heard recently?
Your favourite album of the year for the last 5 years?
Dogs Die in Hot Cars?
And So I Watch You From Afar?
Sunset Rubdown?
Explosions in the Sky?

Recommend me / tell me a little about 5:
videogames?
books?
plays?
films?

Who is your favourite hydra partner?
Which is your favourite hydra that you're not a part of?
What's your favourite role you've ever drawn?
Favourite role you've seen?
What part of playing mafia do you most enjoy?
What sort of mafia setups appeal to you most?
Best up and coming mafia player? :awesome:

What's the best way to deal with:
a salty dgamer?
an overly amorous dgamer?
a drunk dgamer?
any one dgamer of your choice?

Which dgamer you haven't met would you most like to meet and why?
What activity would you do on a day out with that dgamer?
Which inactive dgamer would you most like to see back?

I've heard you want to be a little girl?
I've heard this has something to do with Rockin?
Is this true or just the set-up for a joke of some kind?

Oh, and what's your favourite flavour ice cream?



Feel free to skip any of these if they're duplicates or whatever. Cheers.
 

Juushichi

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I guess I'll get in on this, b-but it's n-not like I'm doing it because I-I want to know what you think, b-baka!

- Of the DGamers that you are close to... if you happened to live with them for two years, which would do you think you'd get tired of the fastest?
- Are you really okay associating with so many flopmericans?
- Give me my theme song.
- On a scale of 0-10, how good do you think Smashboards DGames is and why do you think I should join it?
- When are you going to come to the US so I can be lame with Konoha in Arcana at you?
- Why are kara-cancels so hard?
- Why don't you play Yomi with us?
- Write me a haiku about DGames skype.
- Write me a haiku about the DGames board.
- If you could whatever you wanted on the boards and had full control of the site, what would you do first?
- How many Rykers do you think would fit into a Cycloid Revolution?
- Why is Raziek such a closeted weeaboo?
- Why does Gova look exactly like a Kirby main?
- Give me 5 reasons why you hate Oreimo without naming the fanbase.
- Name an anime character you think is the most similar to me and explain why.
- If Ryker and Laundyrime combined with you to make a Uguu hydra, how many jimmies would you collectively rustle?
 

Shun Goku Satsu Rake

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You find out your princess is in another castle , what do ?
You find out Gova is in another castle , what do ?
You are in the Olympics, what event do you shine in ?
You invent a cure for a one disease , which do you cure ?

Finish this sentence:

I once met a man from ______ who had a _____ so massive , so I decided to _______
after I finished he spoke these words to me _______.

I never even got to ______.

But i did learn one thing: _________.

You go camping in the woods with Rockin and wake up with your *** sore and covered with lube, do you tell anyone ?

You kill one DGamer , who do ?

Is this the real life ?
Is this a fantasy ?
Are we caught in a landslide ,with no escape from reality ?

Are you a man with bulging muscles or bulging ideas ?

How many song references can you make in one coherent sentence ?

Your a pirate , what is your name ?

You start a new trend, what is it ?

Ik heb gehoord dat je van Mudkips?

If you could learn one language instantly , what would you learn ?

Least favourite pokemon ?

You invent one anime , what is the plot ?

You kill one anime , which one ?


 

Evil Eye

Selling the Lie
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You're at a gas station at 4am. It's self-serve and there's no one around for miles. An exuberant black man emerges from the shadows and announces that he is Rockin. You.....?

Make a joke about Rockin.

Make a GAY joke about Rockin, if the prior joke was not. Even if it was, make another one.

What was it like to tussle with the Biceps in Gigabots? FWIW as much as I hated playing through that game, D7 (or whenever the **** we went at it) was a lot of fun.

Describe your scumhunting process a little.

Pick your own town. You get to pick 8 townhomies. Why? Apologies if this is a repeat.

Pick your own scumteam. You get to pick 3 scumbuddies. Why? Apologies if it's a repeat.

Write a flash fiction about a superhero named Jupiter's Biceps that protects the solar system from astronomical and supervillainous threats.

Make a better joke about Rockin than either of the above two!
 

Shun Goku Satsu Rake

Oriwa Rake. Kaizo ko ni oriwa naru
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You, Rockin(male if Rockin is female) (assumes no women on the internet) and one female are the last people on earth. The female is slightly insane however and demands that to get her in the mood you must bottom for Rockin, in order to save the race and procreate with her.

However, you can choose to asexually reproduce , but in order to do so you must cut of one limb. (major limb , no fingers or toes)

Which path do you choose ?
 
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