DG Interview Thread: Walrus? Toasted

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

I'll think of more later when I'm not feeling drunk.

You don't have to hide it, ruy. We all know you're always drunk.

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

No I'm legitimately sick with the flu.

 

[#HBC | Kary]

Hi Gova.

How's you?

You have to set fire to something; what is it?

You're trapped in a room with a coyote, a deer, and a cobra. How do you escape?

Which dgamer would you plan a heist with?

What's your favourite kind of headwear?

Favourite saying?

Favourite flavour ice cream?

Favourite time of day?

Every dgamer happens to be on a boat with you. Who's the captain?

Recommend me something new?

Your favourite moment in mafia?

Your mafiosi nickname?

Which dgamer is actually one of your alternate accounts?

Your favourite emoticon?

What is love?

should you answer all of these questions?

All best
-Karyyu

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

How much gova will result in overdose ?
How much wood could you chuck if you took the time ?
Why cant we lick our elbows ?
Is it true you ran a 4 minute mile with an engine block on your back ?
You meet your dream gal, how do you woo her ?
Describe a day in the life of gova
Write a fanfiction about Jupiters Biceps Vs. Galactic Gova
Can you teach DGames how to Dougie ?

 

[BSL]

Why cant we lick our elbows ?

Why is rake a sheep?

 

[#HBC | BadWolf]

Is everyone gay for Ryker?

For Swiss?

 

[Handorin]

What is your favorite kind of pizza and from what place? What is your preferred accompanied beverage?

This tells a lot about a man.

 

[BSL]

How do you cope with sickness? If you need a specific one, lets go with the flu.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

How many pillow fights have you beaten innocent little girls to near death in?

 

[vanderzant]

If you found $5 on the ground and you HAD to spend it, what would you buy?

What are 3 possessions you can't live without?

If you could go on a holiday anywhere in the world where would you go?

Is there significance/a story behind your username?

What is it like to have a smiley of your face?

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Last reminder that this exists.

 

[ranmaru]

When are we going to eat at a chinese buffet?

What type of food do you like?

If you had a tip for me that I have not noticed still, what is it?

What do you like about me?

What do you dislike about me?

Top 5 songs
Top 5 games

Do you deal with scumhunting on the same level with everyone (Example, would you do the same things towards a newbie/low level/medicore player than with a player near your level, or would you have to play differently to be able to lynch who you think is scum)

Same question, but now from a scum pov. For all them scums.

Cheese cake or Cherry Pie?

You like yogurt?

Favorite Anime?

Minecraft or LoL?

What do you consider your playstyle, and why does it work?

Tips for aspiring players to become better at mafia?

You read lotsa games. ALOT. What have you noticed that the regular Dgames member might not have seen?

When approaching a game of a small size, do you scumhunt on one person or multiple at a time? Why or why not?

I'm sorry if these questions were asked already I CBA to read I'll do anything for you if so. Anything.

 

[BSL]

do you like nutella?

ever played SMITE? It's a Moba, but it's 3rd person and everything is a skillshot. and the champions are mythical deities.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Gova, answer the questions, if you will.

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

Hey, Gova.

 

[BSL]

When do you plan on answering these?

 

[Gova]

When people pay what they owe.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Gova, set a deadline for yourself and everyone else, please.

 

[Gova]

By next Saturday at the latest, I'm getting stuff done since school starts this week.

 

[Evil Eye]

These first few has almost certainly been asked before, but if not:

Favorite mafia memories? Why?

Favorite mafia games? Why?

Favorite mafia play of your own, and why? As town and scum (and indy if applicable).

Favorite mafia play of someone else, and why? As town and scum (and indy if applicable)

Favorite town role? Why?

Favorite scum role? Why?

Favorite indy? Why?

Pick your town. 10 DGamer townies.

Pick your scumteam. 4 DGamer scumbuddies.


and now more interesting things I guess


How did you like Hentai Mafia II? Any memories to share?

If you were a Batman villain, whom would you be and why?

If you were Batman, how would you tackle crime in Gotham City, with the goal of eradicating it forever?

You have just won one point three trillion dollars, and have always wanted to conquer Earth. How do you do it? Break me down an awesome plan dawg.

Pick five henchmen from DGames to serve as your capos in the world domination plot, and state why. What would their duties be?

Once on the path to conquering the world, agent 007 aka James Bond himself is captured by your henchmen. How do you finish him once and for all? What speech do you give in the process, if any?

Make a joke about Rockin that is better than any of the Rockin jokes that have already been requested.

Make a GAY joke about Rockin that fits the same criteria -- if the prior joke was already a gay joke, make a second one to top it. Get it? Top? Nyuk yuk yuk.

So in that final battle royale DGames thing everyone talks about, after I have murdered errbody else (alternatively, mashad or GLife or marshy are likely contenders as well) and naturally recoil after one glance at your wonderful, good-natured face... what do you do? Do you capitalize on their inability to harm the wonderful Gova and kill them, or do something else?

You are a starship captain tasked with the mission of finding life on at least one other planet so that you may exchange technology and culture to solve a worldwide crisis back home. The lives of Earth are all at stake. What kind of captain will you be? How will you lead your people? What would your mission directives be? How would you handle first contact? Also which DGamer would you designate as your XO and why?

You have the power to transform into one type of animal. What kind, and why?

Do you become a superhero or a supervillain with that power? If neither, why, but also choose one of hero/villain and tell me why too.

Swiss and Ryker have obtained the power to directly translate their love of themselves into engorged dongs, and will duel atop the rim of a volcano with their newfound erectile weaponry for total world domination. Victory will relate directly to the literal projected size of one's ego, however, if one can ego HARDER with a smaller ego, that too can seize victory. Who becomes the new overlord and why?

Same question, except with Marshy and KevinM, and instead of huge weaponized members they get Swag-infused sunglasses with which they will have a heatvision duel. Who and why and yadda yadda.

You're in a dance-off with Macman, a guy that not only used to be a top tier recreational break dancer, but also is black. You have two weeks to prepare. How do you win???

Do you think your smile could stop a bullet?

You're in a supermaximum security prison when suddenly the cell doors open and a huge riot breaks out. Your cellmate, Crazy Jose, immediately leaps into the fray while you sit on your bunk, stunned by what is happening. You know ****'s about to get BAD... what do you do? How do you survive?

Any superpower you want and why?

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

You are dating KevinM, except it's girl KevMo and thus okay. What is your song? Now tell the story behind how it came to be

Do the same for hypothetical dating scenarios with Sold2 and myself.

If your face was the bumper, would Kanye still be trying to get in the zone?

Kanye walks into an Auto Zone. Does the world survive?

 

[BSL]

You are dating me, and it's not a girl me and this no hetero. What is our song? Now tell the story of how it came to be.

 

[BarDulL]

Are you worthy enough to behold the hammer of Thor?

 

[BSL]

Tell the story of when you once beheld the hammer of Thor.

 

[Evil Eye]

You have to get in a hand to hand fight to the death with either The Joker or Two-Face. Who and why? What's your strategy to win this thing? Weapons will be frisked for and confiscated, or you can choose a melee weapon of your desire -- Joker would use a knife and Two-Face would use a steel pipe. Actually answer for both straight hand to hand or with weapons, now.

Fair warning to all future interviewees I will probably ask you this question

 

[Evil Eye]

You're at a gas station, self-serve, at 4am. No one is around for miles. As you're gassing up, a black man steps forth from the shadows and introduces himself as Rockin. What do you do?

 

[#HBC | marshy]

authentic footage of a typical run in with rockin

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

Never knew Rockin went Michael Jackson on us then got a sex change.

 

[Evil Eye]

so.... just went michael jackson on us?

 

[Circus]

Nailed it.

 

[BarDulL]

Tell the story of when you once beheld the hammer of Thor.

Even better, except I ask that Gova goes into specific detail regarding what it's like to get a true taste of Asgardian power.

 

[#HBC | Joker]

Who put the "bop" in the "bop-shoo bop-shoo bop"?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, then why do actions speak louder than words?
Why do they sell ciggarettes at gas stations if you're not allowed to smoke there?
If 7-11 is open 24hrs a day 365 days a year, how come there's locks on the doors?
If drinking and driving is illegal, why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol?
What is the meaning of life?
How come the alphabet is in that order? Is it cuz of that song?
Do blind people see their dreams?
Why is it called a TV set, when you only get one?
Do you think they tried other flavors for toothpaste before they settled on mint?
Does a bear **** in the woods? What if he has other options?
Favorite genre of music. You can only choose one!
Why is the word "abbreviated" so long?
Two ducks walk into a bar... finish that joke.
How come when you buy lemon juice at the store, it's made with artificial flavor, but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
How come the sun makes your hair lighter, but your skin darker?
Cats or dogs?
Monkeys or penguins?
Pedophilia, or incest?
You can only watch one TV show the rest of your life. What show do you choose?
If 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do make a right, does that mean the "2 wrongs" guy just gave up too soon?
Why is it called a "building" even after it's already built?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why do drive-thru ATMs have braille directions?
Why do people say "cold as hell"?

 

[BSL]

in that line of questioning...

Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

 

[Pyra]

If teachers teach and builders build, how come fingers don't fing and hammers don't ham?

This is a very deep and philosophical question, I'm sure.

 

[Orboknown]

the short answer to that question is, because gova hasn't posted his interview yet.

 

[Gova]

If anyone wants to do my calculus hw hit me up and then I can do that interview for you.

 

[ranmaru]

I'm currently procrastinating with my math homework so no. ;-;

 

[No Hetero]

If anyone wants to do my calculus hw hit me up and then I can do that interview for you.

I will literally do this.

 

[BSL]

If anyone wants to do my calculus hw hit me up and then I can do that interview for you.

I have astronomy until 10:00, but I'll help after.

What calculus?

 

[Gova]

multivariable calculus.