DG Interview Thread: Walrus? Toasted

[#HBC | Kary]

Hi Raz, I got you some questions;

What got you into dgames/mafia?
why'd you choose to stick around?
your favourite mafia setup?
what part of playing mafia do you most enjoy?

what's the best way to deal with:
a salty dgamer?
an overly amorous dgamer?
a drunk dgamer?
any one dgamer of your choice?

Which dgamer:
are you most likely to marry?
is the most underrated?
do you most want as your townbro?
do you most want as your scumbuddy?
would you like to meet that you haven't already?

What's your top 5 favourite bands/musicians?
What's your top 5 songs/pieces of music?
Recommend me a good song you heard recently?
Tell me of a song lyric that strikes a chord with you/describes yourself

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Tell me a joke about canadians :D

That's probably it. Thanks very much

 

[Gova]

What happened to that girl you met on Facebook?

 

[#HBC | Laundry]

Do you have any French speakers in Nova Scotia or do they all stay in Quebec?

Favorite moment from the weekend?

Count the canadian jokes for me. Then divide 'em all by american jokes. How many jokes are you left with?

What drew you to Riven/Jayce?

How'd you arrive at DGames, anyway?

It's five-man lylo, there's two scum, two town, and an indy. Who are they?

I'll come up with more later.

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

Make a canadian gay joke about rockin

How hyped ar you for whatever smash tourney popa up next ?

 

[Orboknown]

why can rake never stop posting about things that aren't worth posting about yet?

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

That's the best question yet.

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

Why am I so damn cute?

The next time I see you, can we set aside some time to go fishing? Maritimer vs. Alabamian in "The Big Catch."

Dream girl, describe

What would you name your son? Your daughter?

What would you name Overswarm's son? His daughter?

Congrats, you and I just finished working on Fire Emblem 14: The Decisive Game. Who is the Lord? Now fill out the classes for as many characters as you want. Who is the Jeigan, the most busted unit, and which unit fails miserably.

It's my party and I can cry if I want to. What will you do to disappoint me when we finally get going on DGamers Do Disney?

Mario or Luigi (not necessarily smash related)?

Traditional Link or Toon Link (not necessarily smash related)?

Does Jesse really exist, or is he simply the product of some wishful thinking on my part?

Stew dies and you are asked to speak at his funeral. What would you say?

When you inevitably meet, will you help me tabletop Gova?

Speaking of Gova, would you replace the with a :brad:?





I may come back later. Someone cover the fictional top 5 question and all the other various top X questions for me.

 

[BSL]

top 5 anime?
top 5 anime characters?

top 5 intro themes to shows?

best villain from a show?
best villain from a game?
which is the better villain?
if they teamed up, how ****ed would we be?

top 10 video games?

top 5 video game characters?

describe a fight between them.

 

[Gova]

Top 5 jimmy rustlers?

As in top 5 people that rustle your jimmies and top 5 things that rustle your jimmies for a total of 10 jimmy rustlers.

 

[KevinM]

And top 5 times your Jimmy has been rustled

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

Canada. Why do Hamburgers cost 20 US dollars? Your currency system is gay and is your FACE

Tell me fun facts about Canada. Then tell me those fun facts in the most Canadian way possible.

What Stereotypes about Canada aren't true? Which are?

America rules Canada sucks call me when you kill the world's most threatening terrorist since the H1N1 flu

Why don't you like being Town? You could be good if you actually tried but instead you're just lazy about it. Why do you like being Scum more? Why do you feel you don't have to balance them?

Talk to me about your favorite games hosted at DGames and your least favorites.

What's a Martimer? EE rants about it once in a while.

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

You, Gova, Ryker, and EE are all in one room. EE has decided to pursue his career as Batman in real life and Gova has taken on the role of the Joker. Ryker is the damsel in distress hanging from a tub of hot maple syrup. EE has been knocked out cold from a high intake of carbon monoxide. How do you assess this situation and come out alive? You have no physical or mental enhancements. You are just Raziek.

How many Canadian jokes did I make in the last two posts I made?

 

[Orboknown]

All Dgamers(except gova) are in a bloody fight to the death for a picture of Gova's face, knowing that it will bestow some of Gova's purity upon the owner. who win's that fight and why?
Dgames is an anime. Choose the plot, and define some characteristics for the following people:
Yourself[main character]
ryker
stew
EE
Glyph
Swiss
J
Soup
Rake
Me
Cello[flashbacks much?]

 

[Raziek]

Keep em coming guys, loving the questions so far.

 

[Gova]

On average, how many times a day do you drop spaghetti?

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

Some of them are incredibly stupid, tbqh.

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

Some of them are incredibly stupid, tbqh.

That's the point!

Are these questions stupid? What color is the sky? Is it day or evening right now? What were you doing before you answered this? Your personal opinion on the stability of the economy and the governmental issues of Canada? If Washed had two apples and gave Stew two how many Govas would it take to the get the center of a tootsie pop?

Bazinga!

 

[Gova]

I'm not going to lie the stupid questions are tedious and I hated doing them in mine.

 

[Orboknown]

how tempted are you to skip soup's questions and say you just didn't see them?

 

[BSL]

On average, how many times a day do you drop spaghetti?

omfg gova goin in

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

If you could invent one law the entire world had to follow, what would it be?

You're granted 3 wishes, with no possible work around for more wishes, what do you wish for?

Most improved Dgamer?

If you had the choice to kill anyone and get away with it, would you? Why and why not?

Same question but replace kill with tickle.

 

[BSL]

I copied a single question, and therefore should not be stoned.

 

[Gova]

Kill, ****, Marry which Dgamers?

Slap, Lick, Fondle which Dgamers?

Pick 5 Dgamers and describe them with a quote ala Xonar's question from my interview.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Kill, ****, Marry: Lincoln, a young and naive Obama (before becoming president), Macho Man Randy Savage

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Canada allies with Europe, we have monopoly on fuzzy peaches. How do we maximize profit?

 

[Dooms]

If you were a copy ability in a Kirby game, what power would Kirby have when obtaining your power? How about Ryker's ability?

If you were a Pokemon trainer going into the Kanto elite four for the first time, what team would you have?

S2 is suddenly a Pokemon! What moveset would he have? Would you use him on your team?

You're in a 10 man mafia game with the following people:

1) You
2) Ryker
3) S2
4) Kary
5) Ranmaru
6) Vanderzant
7) Marshy
8) Frozen
9) KevinM
10) Acrostic

You're an independent Serial Killer. You're told that you are the only role that can kill in the game. Top 3 people you would kill night 0 and why.

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Favorite Restaurant to go to?

Most hated League character?

What did you think of Retribution overall, meeting people, seeing the US again, the hotel room, Ihop etc.?

What are you going for job/career wise?

I liked your advice on decision making after playing friendlies with you at Retribution, do you know how I can practice it out to make myself more conscious of it?

You going to Apex?

Let's ban brinstar it's a ****ty stage that no one should play on?

If DGamers moved to Canada what would we expect?

Do you do any winter sports? Summer ones?

What are your top 10 movies?

Hey look a 20 dollar bill, but it is hard to reach in a gutter, try and get it, if so how?

A bear appears, now what?

 

[#HBC | Laundry]

How many times do you have to unrustle your jimmies a day?

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

Why do you willingly reside in our Trashiest Province (as voted by Maclean's 20 years running)?
Do you ever get tired of eating cod poutine every day?
Tell a joke about New Brunswickers and Potatoheads.
Favourite French Let's Player: raocow or Psychedelic Eyeball?
Why do you vote NDP?
Just how arrogant are Ontarians?

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

What is your favorite paragraph from Rook x Val, the fanfiction?

 

[Ramen King]

Why are you so mean?

 

[BSL]

Since when was Nabe Canadian?

What are some things that you've noticed I could improve on for 5 Man LyLo?

 

[#HBC | Laundry]

What are some things that you've noticed I could improve on for 5 Man LyLo?

May as well do it for all of 5-Man LyLo, imo.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Does FREEDOM ring where you live? If not (and spoiler it does NOT), then what are all the reasons America is so great?

Any sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek answers will constitute a declaration of war on freedom

 

[BSL]

Speaking of Gova, would you replace the with a :brad:?

There's a preview, Razzy.

I personally think it's a bad idea, but I won't stop you.

 

[Orboknown]

Via Glyph's question, could Canada kick america's *** if we went to war with each other?
would america trounce ye Mounties?
or would north america just cease to exist?

 

[Mastermind]

You get dropped into urban Manitoba in expensive clothes and a pink shirt. What cause of death gets you first:

-Frozen to death
-Stabbed
-Violently mugged
-Decapitation-by-stabbing
-Fall prey to methamphetamine addiction and other forms of substance abuse, leading to a long, painful life of societal transience, homelessness, and ultimately getting stabbed.

 

[Shun Goku Satsu Rake]

You forgot the biggest one EE.

Slurpee overdose

 

[Evil Eye]

The most Manitoban cause of death of them all.

 

[Orboknown]

stabbed.
having your head stabbed off.
stabbaholics much?