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Everything you need to know about the N-word, by an N-word.

Teran

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I never watched his standup so I wouldn't know. The most pointless swearing I've seen from a comedian I've watched was indeed Chris Rock .To be fair to Chris his jokes are well constructed and he is legitimately funny, but he does say f*** and mother****er a lot, like, unnecessarily.

Basicaly he uses them to the point of their impact being lost, which is what the issue is, he detracts from the impact of the words.

Now someone like George Carlin, when he adds a good **** to a joke, it just adds this hilarious emphasis that really completes it.
 

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Teran's right, as usual, Chris Rock is ****in great but good Gawd he curses more than I do.

Still will never stop smiling when I hear him imitating a white guy going "SOMEBODY STOP THAT N*****!"

Cracka *** cracka.
 

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Apparently Nobody saw the words

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WARNING: DERANGED PORTAL FANBOY RANT BEGINS HERE. AVERT YOUR EYES AND SKIP THIS*
 

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Hey Einstein, if you don't want people to read and judge your thoughts, don't post them.
 

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Go watch Kat Williams and you will be amazed at how clean Chris Rock seems by comparison. I'm not exaggerating in the slightest when I say that you literally don't know what he's talking about if he's being bleeped, because he doesn't use words that don't require a bleep.
 

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It's not so much that I'm really that mad about not being able to understand him. If you try really hard, you'll figure it out. I'm just saying that when you see it in that context, you realize just how much he swears. Like, I've seen him uncensored before, but when it's being censored, that's when I realize that he literally curses as a vast majority of his vocabulary. Even when he talks about his children, he refers to them as little *** mother****ing *****s.
 

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This is a visual representation of what reading Sol's posts does to your soul.

Also maybe he refers to them as little mother****ing ******s because they was bein some ignant *** lil mother****ing ni-eh I'm not a huge fan of Kate Williams.
 

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I remember his everyday I'm shufflin' bit and I thought it was good at the time, not sure how long ago that was though.
 

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Go watch Kat Williams and you will be amazed at how clean Chris Rock seems by comparison. I'm not exaggerating in the slightest when I say that you literally don't know what he's talking about if he's being bleeped, because he doesn't use words that don't require a bleep.
***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****...*****. You remember that **** I sold you last week *****, it's NOTHING ***** it's NOTHING! This **** right here *****. This **** right here *****. This **** right here *****. Right here this **** *****? This ****'s some kryptachronicunnilite *****.

ALL THE STARS lol
 

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***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****...*****. You remember that **** I sold you last week *****, it's NOTHING ***** it's NOTHING! This **** right here *****. This **** right here *****. This **** right here *****. Right here this **** *****? This ****'s some kryptachronicunnilite *****.

ALL THE STARS lol
Looking at this, I actually realize that if you just completely remove the curse words, you can piece together sentences that you will be able to understand. The bleeped words literally aren't even needed, I wish everything he said was that easy to translate.

You remember that I sold you last week? it's NOTHING! it's NOTHING! This right here? This right here? This right here? Right here this? This 's some kryptachronicunnilite!
Kinda funny now that I think about it.
 

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Tell that to the producers of Boondocks. There was one episode where they got away with a white teacher saying "*****".

PS: I'm black.
 

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***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****...*****. You remember that **** I sold you last week *****, it's NOTHING ***** it's NOTHING! This **** right here *****. This **** right here *****. This **** right here *****. Right here this **** *****? This ****'s some kryptachronicunnilite *****.

ALL THE STARS lol
Reported man.
 

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This isn't the Disco Room, none of that "reported" stuff in here.
 
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