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UberMario

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*While lash is ruler of the universe, I'm the ruler of the MULTIVERSE which means I have priority over control over the world BWAHAHAHAHHA*

*Does nothing*
 

LASHING_LEAF

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*gives stinkoman a nickel have fun :) *
uber mario is a dellusional phychopathic idiot who beileaves he rules the multiverse... which accourding to him is a world... *has a muslim kill uber mario to put him out of his misery*
 

smashfan666

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*clears throat* my first number is a catchy ditty i wrote after my employment.

(singing and playing a catchy ditty on a sitar... with my legs... as i still haven't found my arms) i am LASHING_LEAF's royal fool but i am not complaining! for something that you do not know, i live for entertaining!

but alas, i have lost my arms and nobody yet has found them. it's really awkward to play with my feet, but at least it's not a throat full of phlegm!

'cause otherwise i could not sing as half as well as i could! but still after this, i play and i sing, just like any royal fool should!

i entertain ruler LASHING_LEAF, and i frankly quite enjoy it! cuz' if i didn't play half as well leaf'd probably get himself in a snit!


i call that number: "LASHING_LEAF's royal fool"
 

smashfan666

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*jawdrop, then rage*

don't... you... DARE... do that... again!

(kicks the crap out of UberMario, then swims LASHING_LEAF out of the lava)

are you alright?! speak to me, LASHING_LEAF! speak to me!

(uses leg CPR on LASHING_LEAF to rid his system of any lava traces)
 

smashfan666

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well, so long as you're okay.

(starts playing again) LASHING_LEAF is invincible, of this i did not know. because i was never told of this, i should probably get up and get with the flow.

i'm taking a temporary leave to retrieve my arms, now.

(runs to the city dump and back with my arms)

sorry i took so long. i had to pick up a new set of strings for the future.

i got my arms back, got strings 'long the way, a new set for my sitar! so now i can finally double my skill, even though i've got used to the first way so far.

now to replace one of my sitar strings, because one of them broke after the song-

(another one breaks)

...TWO of them.

(replaces strings) there! (lightly plays strings) good as new!
 

smashfan666

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(plays a keytar)

marijuana is bad! and plus, it's illegal! especially to someone who's downright regal!

yeah, that works!

(starts playing this)
 

LASHING_LEAF

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weed is what made this universe so strong :] without it we wouldent have cool people like beatles :] drugs are a-okay in LEAFINGTON :D

*takes uber mario's acordian and bag pipes he decided to play and poops all over them making a new video on youtube called 2 instruments 1 uber mario getting slapped in the face*

*gives uber mario a italian neck-tie and revives my royal fool*
 

Neo Exdeath

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Well, how was I supposed to know? Now I'm in Bahamut...
*takes over Bahamut's mind and body*
Now, let's see if I have control over the Void still....

*summons the void, which sucks up Lashing Leaf, trapping him in another dimension*

YES! IT WORKS!
 

smashfan666

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(stabs Neo Exdeath & UberMario with a spear and throws them into an incinerator)

(strums keytar) d-d-d-DIE, *******! (plays this)
 

smashfan666

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(rips out leviathan's uvula)

leviathan: "OOOOOWIE! (flies off)"

where's your leviathan NOW? (strums on keytar) ba-da-bum-ba-da-da-da-DAH!

(uses a magnet on Neo Exdeath)
 

UberMario

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*flails like Luigi, but since I had my eyes closed, I tripped and everyone [including myself] falls off a random cliff*

SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 

smashfan666

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(strumming on keytar) hey, you! come back! i'm still not done with- (trips over cliff as well)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 

smashfan666

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!

(lands on a rock, then onto one with a cactus, then a goat, then explosives, then 3 more cliffs, then finally stabbed onto a sharp rock over crashing waves)

AH, MY SPINE!
 

smashfan666

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(after the extensive pause, i walk out of a hospital right as rain)

thanks, doc.

doctor: "no problem, smash!"

now, back to battle. (waits for people to flood back here in waves)
 

UberMario

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Smashfan: Now back to the battle.

*three weeks later*

Smashfan: Where the **** is everyone?!!
 
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