I am a SWF Senator/Admin Combo that moonlights as a bouncer. AMA!

[Pakman]

EE, What is your credit card number and security code?

 

[Dodongo]

EE doesn't have one. He just flexes his bulging biceps and transactions go through automatically.

 

[Vinylic.]

He's pandoran.

 

[Matunas]

EE, What is your credit card number and security code?

Might as well add in your address and phone number while you are at it.

 

[OmegaXXII]

Heh, his SS number as well.

Do you plex your muscles for the ladies at the club?

 

[Evil Eye]

Can we just, for the sake of discussion, consider this a solanum-based virus that takes an hour or two to take effect?

Only if you completely concede my point about Danny Boyle zombies

if you could change one historical event,what would i t be?

mmmmmgphghgh I really wanna say the cancellation of the completely brilliant television show Rubicon, which you should all absolutely watch because it's great and dramatic and it makes my **** wiggle.

But I guess I'll bite the bullet of altruism and say that I'd probably look up whatever genocide was the grandest/most vile and have that not happen instead. Watch some random genie that lives on the internet answer my desire, too, right after I pass up the chance to save Rubicon. Stupid principles.

I know some of the dudes you work with are lazy, but have you ever seen a bouncer take things too far?

Yeah. I mean, I guess literally "throwing" someone out is always taking things too far since you could just shove them out the door or even release them and try to dart back inside before they can react. But giving somebody a toss onto the pavement/snow/grass/whatever is safer because you don't face immediate retaliation, so I won't count that.

But yeah, there have still been some times. I remember one time this drunk kid had to get kicked out and was lipping off one of the other guys and he just cracked him right in the jaw and started bashing his head on the wall, all "NOW are you gonna leave!??" I think he was in a bad mood that day.

This kinda thing is pretty common for bouncers, though our club is actually very good for minimal bouncin' power abuse and all that. Some clubs have you open the back door with the guy's head as a rule and nobody gets bounced without a few shiners and split lips.

EE, do you have insurance?

Yeah, I got insurance. These gunnnnssss *flex flex*

In all seriousness, I have no home insurance, car insurance, or life insurance. Well, I've got the complimentary free coverage of like, two grand or something. Oh and I guess I have payment protection insurance on my credit card, but I never use the **** so I should really cancel it, those premiums turn that bill into a total treadmill.

Anyway, why do you like the Green Bay Packers alot? Any good games you know of?

I've just always been a fan. It helps that a CFL kicker named Jon Ryan transferred down there once, and I've always loved the CFL. A small league means you can really follow the teams which isn't as feasible for me with the NFL, I work/go out too much to watch all the games. But yeah I think Ryan going to GB was the thing that put them o my radar, then of course Brett Favre was pretty cool, all hokey-pokey retirements notwithstanding.

As for good games, I mentioned this in that other thread. Pretty much every playoff game last season was totally awesome, real rollercoasters for a Packers fan too. Also it proved that the Packers don't need El Farvo and if anything he might've held us back.

do you like coldplay?

Ehhhhhhhhhhhh. I used to despise coldplay from the depth of my soul, something about the whole mopey tone of their music. I used to go to a gym that played them literally all the time, though, so I got passed (past? passed?) it. I still don't particularly like them but they have a song or two out there that I can casually enjoy, though I'll be damned if I can remember their names.

EE, What is your credit card number and security code?

Dongo got it.

EE doesn't have one. He just flexes his bulging biceps and transactions go through automatically.

My triceps actually have registration numbers on them because I had to get my arms classified as mobile financial transaction instruments. It was a real hassle honestly, though on the plus side I get great reception, unlike every pizza delivery guy ever.

He's pandoran.

I'm not even going to pretend to know what this means.

Might as well add in your address and phone number while you are at it.

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not doin' it.

Though if you have a working telegraph I could try flexing you some morse code.

Do you plex your muscles for the ladies at the club?

Plex? Hold on, consulting dictionary.com

*checkin'*

PLEX DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE A VERB, MY GOOD SIR.

If you meant flex, then aaaabsolutely

 

[Spelt]

No car insurance?
Livin' on the wild side.

 

[OmegaXXII]

What's wrong with that? I've done before, I went a whole year without it, it saved me some serious dough in the end, only people cool do it.

 

[GoldShadow]

Yeah, I got insurance. These gunnnnssss *flex flex*

In all seriousness, I have no home insurance, car insurance, or life insurance. Well, I've got the complimentary free coverage of like, two grand or something. Oh and I guess I have payment protection insurance on my credit card, but I never use the **** so I should really cancel it, those premiums turn that bill into a total treadmill.

I'm not surprised; they wouldn't insure you anyway, because they must know you're in the danger zone.

 

[Luigitoilet]

What's wrong with that? I've done before, I went a whole year without it, it saved me some serious dough in the end, only people cool do it.

You are allowed to do that in TX? Here car insurance is mandatory.

 

[Orboknown]

Why does the earth revolve around the sun?
do you know what geocentric means?

 

[Vinylic.]

Why give red cards?

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

EE did you know big things are big and that small things aren't as big as big things?

Do you know 7th grade vocabulary?

 

[Mini Mic]

What's this Rubicon thing I heard you mention once casually? Is it worth watching? I've never really gotten the impression you liked it very much.

Actual question: you wake up one morning in a daze. You can't remember anything from the previous night but you can't have been up to much good because there's a dead hooker lying besides you and you're covered in her blood. What do you do?! Answer without using the letter 'e'.

 

[Matunas]

What are ten things you are determined to do before you die?

 

[Mini Mic]

Who are ten things you are determined to do before you die?

 

[OmegaXXII]

Why do you hate ponnies so much?

 

[Jonkku]

When'd you become an admin?

Weren't you just a Senator back in June?

 

[Orboknown]

how fast can you solve a rubix cube?