HERE COME THE JOHNS-TRAIN! CHOO CHOO!
So yeah, I was basically owning this tourney in friendlies. It was pretty obnoxious, a lot of three stocks and all that jazz. I had a crazy match agaisnt a decent DDD main where I only took 36%; I was on fire. I did a lot of friendly teams with random teammates where I won a ton of 2v1s. Pools came and I rocked everybody except lain, who I think one-stocked me both matches. So I got 2nd in my pool, and was ready to rock. I even took a fantastic 3 hour nap on a couch somehow during team finals, which was awesome because twice random people thought it would be cool to wake me up in the middle of the night.
I woke up, brackets started, and I saw some scrub playing Jigglpuff and losing really bad. "LOL, who the heck plays Jigglypuff?", I thought. Then I remembered, "Wait, I play Jigglypuff." Then I realized that I was in the middle of a match, and that was me.
Oh.
Yeah, I have no excuse for myself. First I played a Lucario where every stock I brilliantly wasted all my KO moves. Like... wut? If I saw another Jigglypuff doing that, I'd slap him. Then I played a Zelda and I just jumped into his u-smash over and over. I'd say something scrubby like "he didn't use any other attacks", but he obviously didn't have to because I just kept on jumping into it.
After failing out of brackets, I felt really bad and had to remind myself I was, in fact, awesome. I challenged both the people I lost to to money matches, and never lost. (I 2-stocked the Zelda guy some.) Then I played Norm, who was really good; his Snake one-1-stocked me a couple of times, but I 3-stocked his Meta Knight once and 2-stocked it twice. I did about the same against Joker's Snake. I played lain some--I can beat all of his secondaries, but his Ice Climbers still 1-stock me. I played Ook in a few good matches towards the end--Ook is ridiculous. I think in every match I was ahead, sometimes by a large margin, only to have Ook do something Ooktastic and win in like 3 moves. (He does this to everybody, which is why everyone loves watching Ook.)
A someone in my pool who I 3-stocked said I was cheap for playing Jigglypuff. I can only assume they hadn't played lain yet, XD!
Oh, any my experiments with Ganondorf and Bowser against G&W worked well in friendlies. Some of the G&Ws there I was able to beat with Jiggs, but it's soooo annoying. Ganon is more fun, because G&W ***** you until you suddenly decide to kill him. It's like playing as Ook! I had some great Ness matches too, though I only did average with PT. Getting to play lone confirmed my plan to use Ness against any other Jigglypuff players I run into. Oh, and he 3-stocked my Ganon, that was fun.
Also, I am still the king of Falcon dittos. I actually lost 2 of my money matches, but got 'em back in rematches. I think Joker is the best person I've played in Falcon dittos, mainly because he uses the pivot grab really well; I should practice it.
So, yeah. I guess this wasn't really a list of johns as much as my ego saying "HEY GUYS I SUCKED IN BRACKETS BUT DESTROYED EVERYONE OTHERWISE! PLZ ACKNOWLEDGE K THX"
Conclusion: Thinkaman sucks, and is awesome.