Ken on SURVIVOR spoiler: Edrees wins survivor!

[Grunt]

"hey guys i don't really main sheik" lol

I almost made a thread in the sheik boards, but got distracted by something else.

 

[choknater]

choknator play sheik in melee

i do. i main her. in my current state, i'm not as good with ic's

 

[Marceux]

Choknater actually plays Smash of any kind?

 

[NeighborhoodP]

i do. i main her. in my current state, i'm not as good with ic's

i love you andre

 

[choknater]

yup lets ditto lol i heard ur pretty decent at that

 

[NeighborhoodP]

agreed

chaingrabs or no?

 

[choknater]

yes lmao thats the only thing i know how to do in sheik dittos

 

[MaNg0]

hmmm i beat P

in sheik dittos and he

chaingrabed me lol

i didnt chaingrab him ^______^

 

[SuperRad]

f chaingrabbin
if i just say i dont do it
i dont have to worry about the embarrassment of messing up something so simple

 

[choknater]

guys i play ice climbers and dedede cut me some slack

 

[NeighborhoodP]

i don't know how to chaingrab in sheik dittos at 0%

but after that i never mess em up

 

[SuperRad]

ive heard you cant chain grab in sheik dittos till 5% before throw

 

[NeighborhoodP]

you can, there's a thread in the sheik forums on how to do it

but i tried learning it for five minutes and it was too hard so i gave up on it

i just jab reset the first time, and if they're bad i keep doing that until they realize they can buffer a roll / jump out / whatever, and if they're good after the second time i do it i wait so they get out of it and then punish whatever they do

****en ****

 

[choknater]

*shrug* i just do whatever

 

[Drephigami]

talk about survivor ****it!

 

[choknater]

are u sherigami? how did u get banned?

survivor is aite

i just wanna tap sugar already

 

[embracethe12]

lmao sherigami got banned.

but he played melee at races.
and came to the after tourney dinner
+rep

 

[NeighborhoodP]

you guys went to denny's

y'all ***s for not telling me

 

[Lovage 805]

you guys went to denny's

y'all ***s for not telling me

please tell me you're joking

 

[NeighborhoodP]

nah son

10ch

 

[choknater]

rub the cliiiiit

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

Denny's is consistently bad in all aspects except for being open.

 

[choknater]

anything for greasy food

 

[Drephigami]

yeah it sucks but it was open, plus there's nothin better than hanging out at dennys at 4:30 AM when it's 60 degrees outside wearing shorts, a t-shirt and sandals.

I got banned for spamming brawl 1 player threads to get more posts, so I could be more like my hero choknater, but I was doin it wrong so I got banned

 

[SuperRad]

i wear shorts and a t-shirt all year round
its ****in california, doesnt matter

 

[choknater]

yeah it sucks but it was open, plus there's nothin better than hanging out at dennys at 4:30 AM when it's 60 degrees outside wearing shorts, a t-shirt and sandals.

I got banned for spamming brawl 1 player threads to get more posts, so I could be more like my hero choknater, but I was doin it wrong so I got banned

LMFAO! dude. are u serious?

LOL ur supposed to do it in forum sections where you won't get in trouble!!!

meaning the MOST ACTIVE places!

ughh u should've asked me for advice first haha

man its all good

get 'em next time

 

[Drephigami]

alright chok. I need you to teach me to space the spam. Do you always go for the one-hit tipper f smashes when spamming or sometimes go for the string of fairs? I need your advice

 

[The Great Leon]

Hi!
I like shorts!
They're delightfully comfy and
easy to wear!



YOUNGSTER wants
to fight!



YOUNGSTER sent
out RATTATA!

 

[jyuuberu]

Edrees used infraction

Choknater used spam post

It's not very effective =(

 

[infomon]

LMAO

jyuuberu is too good

 

[choknater]

choknater's guide to the fastest spamming on smashboards

1. spam your respective region
2. go to brawl general/brawl tactical/brawl character discussion and post a lot. don't make meaningless posts, actually post your opinion. it can be one line, but at least you're saying something. otherwise people can tell if you're just posting for post count.
3. find other spammy threads. the poke center, pool room, and back room all have threads that are very easy to get post count in. (pool room is heavily moderated cuz lots of mods/vets post there)
4. take to people on aim or something, just take a break to make sure your region refills with spam. every region has enough pro spammers for that to happen
5. repeat by spamming your region again

notes:
- make sure you don't make it sooo obvious. the only reason i get away with it is because i am already known as a spammer and people find it funny sometimes. just start slow and let people get used to your post rate
- try not to offend anyone unless it is jokingly and you know that person
- don't double post
- basically follow the rules

tips
- if your mouse has a middle button, usually you can click links with it for tabbed browsing. on good days i open up 15~20 tabs which are all different threads that i am going to post in. this explains my really fast rate. sometimes i reach the 30 seconds per post limit on every post
- if you get an infraction, lay low for a while
- crunch time is 5~10:30 p.m. especially for regional zones spam

 

[jyuuberu]

Do I get extra spammer style points for being friends with kim?

 

[embracethe12]

sherigami < mrs. ch0ksondick

 

[Drephigami]

thanks chok. does use good engrish help for post ?

 

[-Rei-]

wow choknater. ur amazing.

 

[choknater]

nah sherry just use normal english and pokemon pics if u need to

eventually u will develop ur own style

 

[Drephigami]

ok. i think i might go for the spaced spam like drephen. I will post a looooot but it will be useful for my purposes, but not too hard where you need to think about not spamming, because people who think are dum

 

[choknater]

exactly, there u go.

anyways on topic: who has been watching survivor besides the 1st ep?

 

[Drephigami]

ohhh me! like you said, sugar's got ace's balls between her teeth. ace is the pawn. ken is laying low while everyone else fight over stupid **** like rice. ken may be asian and therefore have a strong drive to eat rice, but he fights his natural instinct and just gets small amounts so nobody notices. genius.

 

[embracethe12]

ohhh me! like you said, sugar's got ace's balls between her teeth. ace is the pawn. ken is laying low while everyone else fight over stupid **** like rice. ken may be asian and therefore have a strong drive to eat rice, but he fights his natural instinct and just gets small amounts so nobody notices. genius.

lmao obvious **** ride post imo

only **** sugar's got to ride,
is aces 13