Yea, your uptilt beats every single one of our aerials and probably attacks with that huge*** disjoint. And what good kirbies are you playing...? Unless you only use snake (which isn't that hard to believe, actually), fsmash is our primary killer. Only times we won't use it are times we can gay edguard opponents...like you. You guys no doubt know that cypher grabbing blah blah blah, and fromundaman's probably already mentioned this, but inhaling you out of a cypher is equivalent to grabbing you. Kirby can do so much with 'nades it's not funny, I think it might actually be 58:42 with the power of 'nades on our side. If we inhale you, we use 'nades maybe even better than you. Unless you space your moves so that the VERY tip of the hitbox hits us, and not the grenade, we can pull one out at high %'s to lessen the knockback (usually) and add extra damage to you. It's also POSSIBLE to time a uthrow grenade throw to omnigay you, but it's really hard to time and almost impossible to set up for...we can use them for stage control pretty effectively too, as our speed isn't THAT bad.
Sorry for my large amount of random info, most of which is about kirby eating you.