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Anyway I need to get back to work on my Pom Pom moveset.That awesome thing said:My goal for this letter is to fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that Mr. Barack 5 Obama I's op-ed pieces have become. I shall do this in the only honest way that I can, which is by simply setting forth those principles that I personally believe in and that I personally observe and honor. To begin at the beginning, a great many of us don't want Obama to require religious services around the world to begin with "Obama is great; Obama is good; we thank Obama for our daily food". But we feel a prodigious societal pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to Obama's ill-bred squibs. His philippics express themselves in thousandfold manifestations, with one of Obama's apple-polishers in despair and hopelessness, with another in ill will, anger, and indignation, with these baleful, garrulous hatemongers in indifference, and with those in furious excesses. He says that society is supposed to be lenient towards intransigent, egocentric popinjays. Should we care that large numbers of unsympathetic bludgers actually believe such prurient things? Should we try to convince them otherwise? I don't think so. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that we must reach out to people with the message that he tries to assert his autonomy by attempting to subject human beings to indignities. We must alert people of that. We must educate them. We must inspire them. And we must encourage them to lead Obama out of a dream world and back to hard reality.
Anyone who takes even a cursory glance at this letter will quickly discover that Obama is squarely in favor of mandarinism and its propensity to see to it that all patriotic endeavors are directed down blind alleys where they end in frustration and discouragement. This is so typical of Obama: he condemns bigotry and injustice except when it benefits him personally. He is known for fabricating evidence. While this lighthearted statement adds sorely needed humor to an otherwise tense situation, he says that everyone would be a lot safer if he were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactions -- even our library records. Why on Earth does he need to monitor our library records? All I can do now is give you a bare-bones answer and then let you dig into it yourself. To understand the basic answer you need to realize that an unholy alliance of politically incorrect muttonheads and imperious prophets of pharisaism has been instrumental in devising increasingly patronizing ways to disguise the complexity of color, the brutality of class, and the importance of religion and sexual identity in the construction and practice of Maoism. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. I hardly need to tell you that I've managed to come up with a way in which Obama's essays could be made useful. His essays could be used by the instructors of college courses as a final examination of sorts. Any student who can't find at least 20 errors of fact or fatuous statement automatically flunks. Extra credit goes to students who realize that Obama claims to have data supporting his assertion that violence and prejudice are funny. Naturally, he insists that he can't actually show us that data -- for some unspecified reason, of course. My guess is that he's hiding something. Maybe he's hiding the fact that some people have indicated that you shouldn't let yourself be flummoxed by his fast talk and air of self-confidence. I can neither confirm nor deny that statement, but I can say that I am now in a position to define what I mean when I say that Obama runs like a scared rabbit whenever his perceptions are challenged by someone with courage, conviction, and a love of Truth. What I mean is that the point is that if everyone spent just five minutes a day thinking about ways to give our propaganda fighters an instrument that is very much needed at this time, we'd all be a lot better off. Is five minutes a day too much to ask for the promise of a better tomorrow? I sure hope not, but then again, sometime in the future Obama will eroticize relations of dominance and subordination. Fortunately, that hasn't happened...yet. But it will certainly happen if we don't compare, contrast, and identify the connections among different kinds of disagreeable autism.
Obama is trying to turn a deaf ear to need and suffering. His mission? To supplant one form of injustice with another. He has become so morally and ideologically degraded, so acclimated to solipsism and poststructuralism, that he wants to bowdlerize all unfavorable descriptions of his conclusions. End of story. Actually, I should add that his latest manifesto, like all the ones that preceded it, is a consummate anthology of disastrously bad writing teeming with misquotations and inaccuracies, an odyssey of anecdotes that are occasionally entertaining but certainly not informative.
No matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how Obama's précis are dangerous to the health of a democracy. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also complain about the worst sorts of ghastly, clumsy lowlifes there are. Personally, I don't expect Obama to give up his crusade to scorn and abjure reason. But we'll see.
If an attempt to make mountains out of molehills isn't footling, it certainly is jaundiced. Should someone think that I am saying too much, I am not saying too much but much too little. For I am aware that many people may object to the severity of my language. But is there no cause for severity? Naturally, I claim that there is because Obama's the type of person who will trump up any lie for the occasion, and the more of a thumper it is, the better he likes it. I must emphasize that what I wrote just a moment ago is not the paranoid rambling of a muddleheaded, possession-obsessed wacko. It's a fact. Even though Obama finds it easier to discuss other people's problems than his own, this does not negate the fact that many people lie. However, Obama lies with such ease it's troubling. Finally, if this letter generates a response from someone of opposing viewpoints, I would hope that the author(s) concentrate on offering objections to my ideas while refraining from attacks on my person or my intelligence. I've gotten enough of that already from Mr. Barack 5 Obama I.
I figured someone would mention that.You're already up to chapter 3, chris? Wow. I only saw the prolouge. *Goes to check the rest of your story in your sig*
Nightmare doesn't refer to himself in the 3rd person, and pretty much always shouts whenever he speaks, which means his text should be in all caps. and I think you -are- showing too much bias by making Ashencroft too overpowered in the canon of the SSE. Mewtwo is one of the most canonically powerful characters there is, having him be unable to make Ashencroft flinch is enough to make one raises an eyebrow or two. The willingness of how easy these major baddies join irks me, and it'd probably be better if you made them all more reluctant. You're making them go slightly OOC with the cheesy dialouge, which is why I usually avoid it or be sure to give all characters justice.
Ashencroft is a demon who escaped from hell so to speak. He manipulates a human army. Chris isn't his arch-enemy so much based on his strength but because of his selflessness (sort of like being "blessed" by God if you choose to believe in that.) So yeah... Ashencroft's power is the result of being a demon (he isn't Satan or anything like that).@Chris: If he actually is somehow insanely godlike to the level that another godlike character such as Mewtwo can't scratch him, it makes me wonder why he can't do everything himself. Why can't he go and easily slay everyone? How is it possible that Chris is his arch rival when Ashencroft is so insanely powerful? I'd also like an explanation in general as to how Ashencroft is so canonically powerful.
Also. . .What does Ashencroft use in his army? Demons like himself? Right now I just have to generically refer to them as "Ashencroft's forces/army/troops". I'd like to know for my SSE, as the next world includes both him and Chris.
@Smashbot: Toon Link and Yoda were decent, but I wouldn't put them on the pedestal the best movesets in the topic sit on. There have been big improvements throughout the topic, (My own, TwiltHero's, yours.) so if you can match Dracula I'd applaud the effort. Although stealing the interface might give the wrong impression. . .
And just to lower Dracula off his godlike pedestal, Dracula has as much of a role in the SSE as Sonic does, meaning he's only in it at the end and it's not at all necessary, just being thrown in.
@TVTMaster: Glad to see another republican on these boards. Obama's spewed out far too many lies and is too inexperienced to be trustworthy. His ties to Reverend Wright makes him a complete abomination.
Good thing we have crossout abilities on Smashboards, otherwise we would have had a big problem....To hell with you Republicans...
Mewtwo would murder Ashencroft and piss on his grave...and I think you -are- showing too much bias by making Ashencroft too overpowered in the canon of the SSE. Mewtwo is one of the most canonically powerful characters there is, having him be unable to make Ashencroft flinch is enough to make one raises an eyebrow or two. The willingness of how easy these major baddies join irks me, and it'd probably be better if you made them all more reluctant.
No its not. Who told you that?And I agree with Mendez, isn't this thread about movesets o_O?
O_oOn the contrary, Mendez, it's impossible to have balls and not use complaint generators for long posts, as that gained time must be spent persuing females. Do you not get out besides for your meatery job?
Personally I think that'd be awesome.HOLD IT!
But really, would you rather I wrote up long lengthy posts to make a moveset for Obama? That'd be filled with mass controversy and would start a political flame war.
I'M GAYI was actually serious about regularly being able to pursue females.
Seriously, or was that just a spur-of-the-moment thing?I'M GAY
If he was serious, what would that change?Seriously, or was that just a spur-of-the-moment thing?
Nothing, but oftentimes people yell out that they are a false sexual orientation just to be stupid. I was just wondering.If he was serious, what would that change?
Ha... didn't I write it to where Mewtwo gets exactly what he wants. There was no real negotiating because neither was interested in the other "person's" prize. Each of them expects to benefit completely.Mewtwo would murder Ashencroft and piss on his grave...
Okay i have no idea who Ashencroft is, but I agree--Mewtwo isn't afraid of death, and isn't into negotiating. He takes all ornothing... well, he takes all, so Ashencroft would be wise to let him think 'all' is his pay. Serious ***-kissing would have to be done on Ashencroft's part...!
Otehr than that, me likey.
I thought you were a girl.I'm Tim Kaine, baby.
Hahaha... nice way to put it but not quite. I have a much better end than that in mind.I'm Tim Kaine, baby. I'm a Catholic Democrat from Virginia. *bricked*
So Ashencroft's weakness is "soft" emotions like love and compassion, I assume? Does this mean the secret to killing him is throwing flowers while getting a couple to make out right before his eyes? Jay-kay.
Yay, Big Shots!Hahaha... nice way to put it but not quite. I have a much better end than that in mind.
I'm working on chapter 3, the Poke'mon chapter right now. Expect to seeAshthe Poke'mon Trainer, Team Big Shots, and more.
...You mean you didn't know Tim Kaine was a woman all this time? S/he's been dressing up as a man for more respect, since Nancy Pelosi kind of ruined female politicians for everyone. Thus, it is Pelosi's fault that Obama beat Hillary.I thought you were a girl.