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Its not a thread thats a joke, but a thread about jokes! At SWF we have some good times posting random funny crap in threads. Some of those random things are worth saving so here are a few things I've heard that were just to funny to let die.
"What is mango's favorite cereal? Jigglypuffs!" - M2K
"Jigglypuff's come in hungrybox's" - KirbyKraze
"What did the peach player say when he was looking for a stichface?
It'll turnip eventually." - Keblerelf
"what's capt. falcon's phone number?
222-2222"
-harriettheguy
"The tables have turnip-ed"
- Btree
"I'll tell you what's fair..... the knee."
"That bair-ly worked"
Vist- "I thought I'd give it a rest"
me- "Leave the rest to me"
-thumbswayup
"i asked azen for advice, all i got were tippers"
- boss/eggm
"what does captain falcon drink in hawaii? PUNCH!"
-Shinku
"You get the grab. I'll do the rest."
--Jigglypuff to Fox
-Tee ay eye
"What do you get when you cross Sheik with Bowser?
A teenage mutant ninja turtle!"
-CloneHat's little sister
"i went to London a met-a-knight
it sure is a beautiful de-de-de"
-mikeHAZE
Person A: Armada
Person B: What's Armada?
Person A: Nothing, what's Armada with you?
-kpm91
Q: how do you feel about the comboability of marth as opposed to roy?
A: I'm stunned!
-Banks
Q: What do you tell a Kirby who complains about the broken abilities of other characters?
A: Suck it up
-banks
Q: What did Pichu say to everyone who told him he sucked?
A: Pichu
-banks
person1: hey spife! why didn't you make it out of pools
spife: i was the weakest link =/
-macman
Feel free to post and make more jokes or recall old ones!
"What is mango's favorite cereal? Jigglypuffs!" - M2K
"Jigglypuff's come in hungrybox's" - KirbyKraze
"What did the peach player say when he was looking for a stichface?
It'll turnip eventually." - Keblerelf
"what's capt. falcon's phone number?
222-2222"
-harriettheguy
"The tables have turnip-ed"
- Btree
"I'll tell you what's fair..... the knee."
"That bair-ly worked"
Vist- "I thought I'd give it a rest"
me- "Leave the rest to me"
-thumbswayup
"i asked azen for advice, all i got were tippers"
- boss/eggm
"what does captain falcon drink in hawaii? PUNCH!"
-Shinku
"You get the grab. I'll do the rest."
--Jigglypuff to Fox
-Tee ay eye
"What do you get when you cross Sheik with Bowser?
A teenage mutant ninja turtle!"
-CloneHat's little sister
"i went to London a met-a-knight
it sure is a beautiful de-de-de"
-mikeHAZE
Person A: Armada
Person B: What's Armada?
Person A: Nothing, what's Armada with you?
-kpm91
Q: how do you feel about the comboability of marth as opposed to roy?
A: I'm stunned!
-Banks
Q: What do you tell a Kirby who complains about the broken abilities of other characters?
A: Suck it up
-banks
Q: What did Pichu say to everyone who told him he sucked?
A: Pichu
-banks
person1: hey spife! why didn't you make it out of pools
spife: i was the weakest link =/
-macman
Feel free to post and make more jokes or recall old ones!