Zombie Lucille Ball
Smash Master
#1) dick.It really is much simpler to try a new thing out rather than shoot it down given everyone who would be at the initial tournament will learn of the second one. At the very least, people will have fun. it's really not that hard.
#2) I'm not opposed to you having a smashfest/tournament/crab battle/bukkake session in your basement, I'm opposed to it being used to determine MA rankings this time.