Oklahoma Thread: Weekly events for all games in OKC and Tulsa

[iLight]

yawara come over and play smash/blazblue naow

 

[po pimpus]

Bryan, I'm going to have to dock you 800 Cool Points(CP) for that one...

Lame pun is lame.

Hey, why are you posting **** and not practicing your game?! I need 100 casual conversation openers from you RIGHT NOW.

 

[Zinth]

Hey, why are you posting **** and not practicing your game?! I need 100 casual conversation openers from you RIGHT NOW.

LOL.

How about... "So, how about that Digital Signals and Filtering professor? He seems rather unprofessional, if you ask me."

Not that there are many girls in that class, anyway =\

 

[FK1]

If you're not gonna try Bryan...don't complain about it.

 

[Auddy]

call me sometime, dude! melee or brawl, both are cool with me. and i can show you some decent places around campus.

I thought you were in Connecticut or something. I've been away for too long.

 

[Young Deezy]

daaang auddy.

Almost a year since you have done anything in smash.

So you no longer live in Pauls Valley..? :[ If so that means NO smashers live anywhere within impulse want smash distance.

@getting bryan the ladies conversation: Where is the SOUL TRAIN when you need it?

 

[Keroku]

LOL.

How about... "So, how about that Digital Signals and Filtering professor? He seems rather unprofessional, if you ask me."

Not that there are many girls in that class, anyway =\

I use that line a lot, there's like, a 92% chance that I get laid when I use that pick up line.

 

[Zinth]

If you're not gonna try Bryan...don't complain about it.

While I was mostly joking, that's actually something I might say in conversation =\

Also, GMo/KPeezy: Affinity wants the OHSNAP5 tio files from the flash drive he left at your place. I want him to have them, too.

 

[po pimpus]

It's simple, regardless of wanting a long-lasting relationship, or trying to simply get laid, you need ONE THING above everything else.

CONFIDENCE.​

No, I'm not talking simple, "Yeah, I can do this, no fear, no fear, no fear..." or "If I think about this logically, there is only a 45% chance of rejection, so..." levels of confidence...

I'm talking, Po Pimpus-level, "I DON'T CARE IF I GOTTA FIGHT KOS-MOS, MEW2KING, ALLY, CHU DAT, FICTION, AND DOJO ALL IN A ROW, I'M BEATING THAT *** AND TAKING THIS ****... SHORYUKEN!" Confidence.

You gotta go in there and overcome your deficiencies physically and socially through sheer force of will. Despite all the logic and evidence pointing otherwise. I don't care how far out of her league you may ACTUALLY BE, you KNOW you can bag this *****, and all of her friends AT THE SAME TIME. The **** should be dripping from your every orifice.

You have to give off an aura of Rejection Invulnerability so strong, that NO woman would even DARE attempt to peace you out. You don't just BELIEVE you can get a woman, you instinctively KNOW that panties will be dropping wherever you walk.

Oh, and you know, be interesting, have some **** personality. Although, with confidence like that, I don't see how you couldn't be seen as fun or interesting...

 

[Keroku]

my god, that speech just ripped my face off. O.o

 

[6HyPeR9]

So guys whens the next monthly?

 

[Zinth]

Lol. I can see it now...

BRYAN

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD.

 

[bassem6]

So paul, I have a class at 2:30 that gets out at 3:20 on friday. I can still has a ride with you to the hobo?

 

[Sars_Pirate]

Hey, I'm gonna make a Oklahoma travel group that everyone who's going to Hobo needs to join like now if they wanna go to Hobo. We gotta sort this **** out.

Also, I don't know how many times I gotta say this.

Daniel has the TIO files, he has the results, pester him about it. He has EVERYTHING. I PMd him, texted him, called him, and facebooked him.

That's all 4 mediums of conversation. If you want anything, talk to Daniel, don't talk to me to talk to Daniel.

****ING JOIN THIS

http://www.smashboards.com/group.php?groupid=1519&gmid=235626#gmessage235626

Oklahoma travel plans group, we gotta have everything finalized by tomorrow!

 

[iLight]

sars, can i have the results plz =]

 

[FK1]

Bassem...I'd hate to break your heart little egyptian heart.

Yes, of course you can ride in my car...However...There is a good chance I may not be able to go...I'll find out today at work for sure. So, I'd try to assure a spot with Dan just in case...

 

[Typ_Ex]

somebody is going to have to sit in the trunk. which i wouldnt mind doing.

ill get the results from dan tomorrow. thank me later.

 

[LiL.Will]

Any melee or brawl smashfest coming up?

 

[Typ_Ex]

check it out!

http://allisbrawl.com/blogpost.aspx?id=32219&page=2&gr_i_ni

 

[Young Deezy]

It's simple, regardless of wanting a long-lasting relationship, or trying to simply get laid, you need ONE THING above everything else.

CONFIDENCE.​

No, I'm not talking simple, "Yeah, I can do this, no fear, no fear, no fear..." or "If I think about this logically, there is only a 45% chance of rejection, so..." levels of confidence...

I'm talking, Po Pimpus-level, "I DON'T CARE IF I GOTTA FIGHT KOS-MOS, MEW2KING, ALLY, CHU DAT, FICTION, AND DOJO ALL IN A ROW, I'M BEATING THAT *** AND TAKING THIS ****... SHORYUKEN!" Confidence.

You gotta go in there and overcome your deficiencies physically and socially through sheer force of will. Despite all the logic and evidence pointing otherwise. I don't care how far out of her league you may ACTUALLY BE, you KNOW you can bag this *****, and all of her friends AT THE SAME TIME. The **** should be dripping from your every orifice.

You have to give off an aura of Rejection Invulnerability so strong, that NO woman would even DARE attempt to peace you out. You don't just BELIEVE you can get a woman, you instinctively KNOW that panties will be dropping wherever you walk.

Oh, and you know, be interesting, have some **** personality. Although, with confidence like that, I don't see how you couldn't be seen as fun or interesting...

Writing genius right there. You should write a book Brandon. I can see it now "PRO TIPS FROM A BLACK MAN ON HOW TO PICK UP LADIES"

You could even charge 2 buckets of fried chicken for a copy instead of money just to cut out the middle man.

 

[po pimpus]

I think I already covered it with you guys, but I won't be able to go to HOBO, so that should free up some room in someone's car.

And Tom, they forgot the most powerful card of all, The Po Magician! His special ability, MISFIRE, allows him to instantly kill any card on the field at the cost of a few dozen Life Points.

@Deezy: Make that a couple of takeout boxes of shrimp fried rice from my favorite Chinese eatery and you've got a deal.

 

[Vegafuse]

so...some relavent news incoming

i have started working on something grand:
expect an oklahoma melee tournament at early-mid october.

i need maybe 2 people to help me besides brett, assuming he's up for it. walrus?
all other information is pretty much disclosed until i find out who wants to help me and then start solidifying my plans with them. don't want to get ahead of myself.
but melee is going to be in oklahoma again. get hyped.

Please make this happen.

 

[Auddy]

Yo Young Deezy, I still live in PV, I commute.

 

[FK1]

To all the people going to HOBO...please join this group:

http://www.smashboards.com/group.php?groupid=1519

I will be driving and my carpool plans are there. Thank you much.

 

[Keroku]

not attending HOBO = do not want.

but alas I won't go, wish I coudl so muhh fox can spam lazers all day

 

[FattyFatFatso]

Best Kuni story yet. So tonight I went out to "celebrate" my MCAT score and I came back with this:

I told him it was "apple juice" and he promptly drank it. He made a disgusted face and told me it was the worst apple juice he ever drank and said it was pure carbonation. I told him he didnt have a refined enough taste in apple juice and he apologized and thanked me for letting him try this new juice. He told me he expected something juicy and refreshing but wound up with pure carbonation. I still dont think he knows what this apple juice is.

 

[Zinth]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel should get some kind of award for that, like srsly.

 

[Scud]

my heart goes out to kuni

 

[LiL.Will]

Best Kuni story yet. So tonight I went out to "celebrate" my MCAT score and I came back with this:

I told him it was "apple juice" and he promptly drank it. He made a disgusted face and told me it was the worst apple juice he ever drank and said it was pure carbonation. I told him he didnt have a refined enough taste in apple juice and he apologized and thanked me for letting him try this new juice. He told me he expected something juicy and refreshing but wound up with pure carbonation. I still dont think he knows what this apple juice is.

I wish I could sig that at first I thought it was steak sauce I was gonna say "That good ol' steak n bake!!

 

[FK1]

wait...so what happened to the ice climbers...?

 

[po pimpus]

They didn't like the black people smell...

 

[DMG]

That answers why there are no Black IC mains...

 

[Typ_Ex]

makes sense.

 

[Sars_Pirate]

Not to me **** don't play low tier! Go Toon Link if you want awesome! Jerm's black. So's Hyro.

Ehh, and I'd like to say that I almost got kuni to eat a condom.

 

[FK1]

Lol...Yawara... You should give more context to that statement...

 

[Sars_Pirate]

I gave Kuni a fruit flavored condom telling him it was candy, he opened it, sniffed it, played around with it, and his younger brother saw him and told him it was a condom.

 

[Typ_Ex]

probably almost convinced him its some sort of bubble gum.

 

[DMG]

You know what if you ALMOST get a friend to eat a condom, you're a winner in my book.

 

[Young Deezy]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

If Kuni's little bro did not do anything, that would be the funniest thing ever.



ever.

 

[Zinth]

It's still pretty funny that it was his younger brother of all people who intervened.

Also: someone said they were camping on my Facebook news feed, and my brain initially processed that as DMG's version of camping =\