Pit's & Palutena's SSB4 Codecs

[8-peacock-8]

Doc should appear talking to Pit. Lol

 

[Mypantisgone]

I think it would make more sense if it was someone who could interupt a god/angel conversation like how Sleepy could make it through Snake's conversation.Like Zelda and Kid Icarus (duh) characters.

 

[8-peacock-8]

I think it would make more sense if it was someone who could interupt a god/angel conversation like how Sleepy could make it through Snake's conversation.Like Zelda and Kid Icarus (duh) characters.

Doc Louis can do it because he needs to ask the gods to join club Nintendo.

 

[Opossum]

For the fun of it, Little Mac (feat. Doc Louis)

Pit: Lady Palutena? I think I'm fighting...a boxer?
Doc: Hey, Mac Baby. Just try to...hey! You ain't Mac. I must be in the wrong corner. Haha.
Pit: Can you at least tell me what's going on?
Doc: Little Mac over there is the champion of the WVBA, and I'm his personal trainer. He's taken on foes twice his size and still came out on top. (Munches Chocolate bar).
Pit: Hey, can you spare some of that? I'm hungry...
Doc: Getch'ya own, kid. I love chocolate. Bahaha...
Palutena: Did I miss anything? The other guy wasn't much of a talker...
Doc: Hey lady! You should join Club Nintendo today and join in the fun!
Palutena: (Nerd Glasses) Already a member.
Pit: Ugh.

 

[Frostwraith]

More conversations here.

[COLLAPSE="Vs. Marth"]Pit: Isn't that Marth over there?
Palutena: Yes, that's the Prince of Altea and wielder of the divine blade known as the Falchion.
Pit: I assume he was in a war before.
Palutena: That's right. He first defeated the Shadow Dragon Medeus, but years later he was betrayed by one of his closest companions.
Viridi: Typical human behavior...
Pit: There's got to be a reason for such betrayal.
Viridi: What reason? Humans are greedy, whoever did such betrayal was a greedy, selfish, little thing! It's so obvious.
Palutena: Actually, no. It was the result of a curse.
Pit: What? That's so sad, then...
Pandora: *sarcastic* Yes, yes, I'm breaking in tears. *more serious* You have no idea what it feels to be betrayed!
Pit: Pandora! What are you doing here?!
Palutena: Would you please enlighten us, Goddess of Calamity?
Pandora: Don't tell me you've forgotten that black wingel loon!
Dark Pit: You mean me?
Pandora: You! You are lucky to not be in my sight or I would be tearing you apart right now!
Dark Pit: I can blame you for creating me... but you'd do best remember that I will never obey to the likes of you!
Pandora: Insolent fool...
Hades: Looks like Pandora and Pittooey are bickering again. It's classic!
Pit: I wouldn't mind a bit of silence, I'm the one doing the fighting here!
Hades: So sorry, little angel, I didn't notice you were there!
Viridi: Just ignore them, Pit!
Palutena: Anyway, Pit, try to stay away from the blade's tip, that's where the attacks are more powerful.
Pit: Thanks, Lady Palutena! I really appreciate your help!
[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Team Battle Special: Pit and Dark Pit"]Dark Pit: Feel like fighting together, Pit?
Pit: Yeah, let's go!
Palutena: Seems that Pit and Pittoo make a deadly team.
Viridi: Look at them go! I don't think their foes have any chance.
Hades: Not bad, I've never expected them to have such an... impressive teamwork.
Palutena: I think they have some sort of connection...
Viridi: You're not alone, Palutena.
Pit: These guys are tough!
Dark Pit: But they're no match for us, right?
Pit: I guess you're right. Oh, that reminds me! Our battle cry!
Dark Pit: Yeah, let's do it! Hope you haven't forgotten. Alright... 3... 2... 1...
Pit: Challengers of Smash Bros.! Hear our words!
Dark Pit: And see our actions!
Pit: I am Pit, servant of the goddess of light!
Dark Pit: And I am Dark Pit, servant of no other than myself!
Pit and Dark Pit: Together we'll rain death upon you!
Dark Pit: If you want to be KO'd, step right up!
Pit: And those who don't, too bad!
Pit and Dark Pit: Aw, yeah!
Viridi: I knew they would do this!
Hades: Seems that Ol' Pitty needs is shadow to make a... slightly decent battle cry.
Pit: Do you really have to ruin the best moments, Hades?
Hades: I do!
Dark Pit: Seems to be... a slightly indecent annoyance from the Lord of the Underworld.
Viridi: Yeah, Hades, you can be such a sap!
Hades: Awww, don't tell me anyone here hasn't got a sense of humor.
Viridi: Your slightly twisted sense of humor?
Dark Pit: Seems that Palutena is silent for some reason.
Pit: Strange, isn't it?
Palutena: I... am... speechless. That's all.
[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Team Battle Special: Pit and Magnus"]Magnus: So, we're fighting together again, angel face?
Pit: Seems like it.
Magnus: You know you can count on me. If we work together, we'll easily defeat them. Since the Underworld's defeat things have become a little too quiet.
Pit: You mean to say that even in peace time we need fight or another, right?
Magnus: Something like that.
Palutena: Seems that Magnus could handle enemies in a close range, while you attack from afar.
Pit: Thanks, Lady Palutena!
Magnus: Chatting with your goddess again?
Pit: I suppose so...
Magnus: Why don't you focus on our fight?
Palutena: Still being a jerk, I see...
Pit: O... K...
[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Vs. Pikachu"]Pit: A yellow mouse?
Viridi: How cute! That's a Pikachu!
Pit: Viridi!
Viridi: You know, Pikachu is a Pokémon, actually the most known of them all.
Pit: A Pokémon?
Viridi: It's short for Pocket Monster, that's what the humans call them. They keep them as pets or use them for battles.
Pit: And you disapprove of them?
Hades: Come now, Pitty, isn't it obvious?
Viridi: Well, yes! Humans catch them in the wild! It's unforgivable!
Hades: Maybe you should call the PETP.
Pit: The People for Ethic Treatment of Pokémon?
Dark Pit: I heard there's a gang called Team Plasma who aim for separation of humans and Pokémon.
Viridi: Maybe I should join them.
Pit: Totally fitting...
Phosphora: Am I late? You know, I would very much like to have a Pikachu. They're like me! Electrifying!
Dark Pit: Like Pit said... totally fitting.
[/COLLAPSE]

 

[jigglover]

Otacon: Snake! Snake!
Pit: Wha... What!? Who are you!
Otacon: Snake! You're an angel!
Pit: Who's Snake!! I'M NOT SNAKE!!!
Otacon: What have you done to Snake, angelboy!?
Pit: Nuh, nothing!
Otacon: Well, you seem to be in smash, so I'll give you some one-time intel on Snake, the guy with the cool beard over there?
Pit: OOOOH! That's who he is!
Otacon: He's only your worst nightmare! He's got enough explosives to turn your pretty wings to ash!
Pit: Holy Palutena!
Otacon: He can bury mines, and if you step on one then you'll need to learn how to use those pretty wings of yours!
Pit: I'll pray to Hades if I have to!
Otacon: And he's so strong he can send you back into the air with one punch!
Pit: AAH! Thank you stranger, but it looks like I'm better off facing Hades right now...

 

[Robert of Normandy]

I wish I had half the creativity of the people coming up with these conversations. Keep up the great work!

 

[Frostwraith]

Here come more ideas!

[COLLAPSE="Team Battle Special: Pit and Palutena"]Pit: Lady Palutena! You came to help!
Palutena: I also like a little bit of fighting sometimes.
Pit: Then why don't you do this more time?
Palutena: I am a goddess. Gods have many businesses to attend to, so I can't leave my domain all time. You know, I have weapons to make, train the centurions, paperwork...
Pit: I didn't know you had paperwork to do.
Palutena: You don't know much about gods, do you?
Pit: You're telling me! I'm just an angel.
Palutena: Glad to see you're learning something.
Pit: *sarcastic* Yeah, a lot.
Palutena: Now you're being undignified.
Pit: Are you messing with me again?
Palutena: Maybe?
Pit: Definitely.
Palutena: Anyway, go after the opponents and I... will give you cover.
Pit: This got to be good...
Palutena: You don't believe me? I've an impressive resume on giving cover to angels.
Pit: You're crazy!
Palutena: You really still have a lot to learn!
Pit: Doesn't matter! You're crazy!
[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Vs. Ganondorf"]Pit: That guy... he's kinda giving me the creeps!
Hades: Hello, Pitty. Fighting the King of Evil, eh?
Pit: Hades!
Hades: Settle down, Pitty Pat. I feel like giving a little help to you. Anyway, Ganondorf is a slow fighter, but his attacks pack quite a punch.
Pit: Why are you helping me like that?
Hades: Still optimist, Pitty? Who's saying that you actually have a chance?
Pit: What do you mean?
Hades: Just enjoy your fighting, little angel! You can thank yours truly for making this fight possible.
Pit: What?! You sent this monster against me? Oh, no...
Hades: Oh, yes!
Palutena: Ugh... what's happening?
Pit: Lady Palutena! Are you OK?
Palutena: Uh... yes, I got a little dizzy.
Hades: Whew, seems that this little surprise didn't went well...
Pit: What did you do to Lady Palutena?!
Hades: Just made her... a little distracted.
Pit: Did you really send Ganondorf here?!
Hades: Sadly, no. But it would be a very thoughtful gift, if I do say so myself.
Palutena: Hades likely ordered Pandora to distract me with a few tricks.
Hades: Seems that nothing escapes professor Palutena's massive knowledge! Bye!
[/COLLAPSE]

 

[~ Valkyrie ~]

Maan Frostwraith, you better settle down a bit with your pacing... I can't almost keep up. (and be bit afraid I'm left with nothing to do codecs on, hahah). (-lvl);;

I try to reserve myself to Olimar's and Isaac's codecs at least.

 

[jigglover]

Mine's not in the OP!? It's versus Snake at the top of this page!

 

[FZ64]

Putting these on OP. And to some other codecs (like FZ64), please improve your punctuation.

NEVER! >:D ok fine...

alright should be good for right now.

 

[~ Valkyrie ~]

Mine's not in the OP!? It's versus Snake at the top of this page!

Whoops, forgot it. I'll put it in now. (-l<>l)

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

[COLLAPSE="Vs. Wario"]Palutena: Eww...what's that smell?

Pit: I am fighting against Wario. He just let use his Wario Waft! It was crazy!

Palutena: Yes, I can smell it from here...

Thanatos: Such a delicious aroma!! Wooo hoo!!

Palutena and Pit: Thanatos!!

Thanatos: I was attracted by this lovely stench! Woohaha! It's a mix of....garlic and gas. Oh and a sprinkle of peppermint boohaha!

Pit: What's he talking about?

Palutena: I have no idea...

Palutena and Pit inch away.

Thanatos: Now only if I could get this in deodorant form, I would be quite popular with girls down in the Underworld[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Vs. Megaman"]Pit: Oh my gosh!!! It's Megaman!

Palutena: Wow! He finally appeared in a Super Smash Bros. game!

Pit: I was hoping he would make an appearance! I am a huge fan of his!

Palutena: Just don't lose to him!

Pit: Roger that. But I would love to have a robotic dog like Rush to fight alongside me. We could be best of friends!

Palutena: I'll ask Dyntos if he can make one for you. I can't promise anything yet though.

Pit: Wow, thanks Lady Palutena!

Palutena: Don't get distracted now, Pit! Look! He's charging ip his Mega Buster!

Pit: Time to get serious![/COLLAPSE]

 

[SmasherMaster]

Princess Daisy

Pit: Lady Palutena, who's the girl?
Palutena: That's Princess Daisy of Sarasaland.
Pit: That’s explains why she was going around saying “Hi I’m Daisy”
Palutena: She's an expert in baseball, tennis, golf, basketball, dodgeball, hockey, soccer, volleyball, kart racing, parties, and dancing.
Pit: Wait, does she have any experience in fighting?
Palutena: Well, Captain Falcon, Fox, and some others aren’t known for fighting but they’re in. And every mario character knows how to punch, kick, jump and ground pound.
Dark Pit: So, she's probably only in because Sakurai wanted an easy character to make.
Medusa: If he wanted to do that, he would have added you.
Pandora: That's right you little pest.
Pit: Um, does she have any attacks I should watch out for?
Palutena: Just her flower abilities and sport attacks.
Magnus: She fights with sports equipment? What's next a character that only uses other creatures?
Virdi: Wait, she has flower abilities? Well, it still is better than forcing the forces of nature to do their bidding.
Palutena: You mean like you do, Virdi?
Hades: Look, poor Pitty is going to lose to a girl. I can’t wait to see this!
Pit: Hades, what are you doing here? Just go home.
Daisy: Can we get this started or what?

Waluigi
Pit: Umm, Palutena? Who’s that guy in purple?
Palutena: Pit, that is Waluigi.
Pit: So, I’m guessing that’s he’s Wario’s brother?
Palutena: Nobody really knows. But watch out, he’s a dirty player no matter what the game.
Pit: And what games is that?
Palutena: The same as Daisy.
Pit: So let me guess he only punches, kicks, jumps and ground pounds?
Palutena:Nope, he is somewhere as talented as Daisy is when it comes to sports, parties and kart racing. But he can also use Bob-omb and Piranha Plants.
Pit: Anything else?
Virdi: Just try not looking at his face.
Medusa: And some people call me ugly.
Pit: Poor Luigi, first being in the shadow of his brother, then a haunted mansion filled with ghosts and this guy.
Palutena: At least he doesn't have to have to listen to commentary for every other character form his game.

Bandana Dee
Pit: Lady Palutena, who is this?
Palutena: That is Bandana Waddle Dee or Bandana Dee for short.
Pit: So now their letting in generic enemies in the game? Who’s next the Eggplant Wizard?
Palutena: No, he is King Dedede’s right hand man.
Pit: Wasn’t that Escargoon?
Palutena: That was the Kirby anime. Not cannon.
Pit: Forgot, sorry. Anything I should know?
Palutena: He is great with a spear. He can even use it as a helicopter blade.
Pit: Wow, wonder if he ever used if for shish kabob.

Paper Mario
Pit: Lady Palutena, what happened to Mario. It looks like he was ran over by a steamroller.
Hades: Wish that would happen to you.
Palutena: Try to ignore him. Anyway, that’s not Mario. That’s Paper Mario.
Hades: Another rip off of a Nintendo character? Great, just let me added to the list of Yarn Kirby, Dark Pit, Dark Samus, Toon Link, Baby Mario…
Pit: So he’s made of paper. That’s easy. Just cut him up or set him on fire.
Palutena: Doesn’t work like that Pit.
Pit: Why not?
Palutena: He has a sticker that makes him immune to burning and being cut.
Pit: That doesn’t seem fair.
Palutena: But then we would die.
Hades: Aww, what’s wrong with dying.
Virdi: He’d have to spend the rest of internity with you.
Hades: That wasn’t very nice.
Pit: Actauclly, she has a good point.

Pokemon Trainer
Pit: Lady Palutena?
Virdi: She's busy right now. What do you want?
Pit: I wanted to know if there is anything I should know about Pokemon Trainer.
Virdi: Wait, what's a pokemon?
Pit: Pokemon are these creatures in on of the worlds that Smash Bros fighters come from. Actually, there is almost as many Pokemon fighters in Smash Bros as the characters from the Mario universe. And Pokemon battling are the main focus of that universe.
Virdi: Go on.
Pit: There are 17 elements in pokemon. It's a rock lappet siscors type of thing.
Virdi: What are the types.
Pit: Dark, Pyshic, Poison, Fighting, Steel, Normal, Ghost, Bug, Flying, Rock, Ice, Dragon, Ground, Electric, Fire, Water, Grass
Virdi: Wait, Ice? Rock? Bug? Ground? Fire? Water? Grass? These creature control the elements of nature.
Pit: Yeah. Okay, I'm going to go now.
Virdi: These people are using the forces of nature in dogfights! Crush them for me.
Pit: I'm not your servant. I follow only Lady Palutena's orders.

 

[Frostwraith]

[COLLAPSE="Vs. King K. Rool"]Pit: Whoa! Look at the size of that crocodile!
Palutena: That's King K. Rool, the king of the Kremlings. As you can see, he's got strength to spare.
Pit: Oh boy, I don't want to get flattened!
Hades: Looks like you're about to turn into a pie! And those crocodile fangs look ready for an appetizer!
Pit: Hades!
Hades: Personally, I wouldn't mind having an angel pie for dinner. So do your worst, Pitty Pat.
Pit: Are you always here to mess with me?!
Hades: You should know... I have very honorable intentions.
Pit: Yeah, right. Just go home, okay?
Palutena: Don't mind him, Pit. Just stay on your guard. Keep your distance from K. Rool's attacks and strike when your chance comes!
Pit: Thanks, Lady Palutena!
Palutena: Anything to help you win all the Smash Bros. matches!
[/COLLAPSE]

 

[jigglover]

SmasherMaster. I'd just like to mention that quite a lot of mario party games involve fighting, and so Daisy does have some experience in fighting, if you want to change your codec at all.

 

[Pichu4SSB4]

SmasherMaster. I'd just like to mention that quite a lot of mario party games involve fighting, and so Daisy does have some experience in fighting, if you want to change your codec at all.

Fighting in Mario Parties either just involves jumping on each other, or limited punches just to push a player off a platform or something. So there's really not much variety to the knowledge about her fighting/martial art skills.

 

[SmasherMaster]

SmasherMaster. I'd just like to mention that quite a lot of mario party games involve fighting, and so Daisy does have some experience in fighting, if you want to change your codec at all.

Just did.

 

[jigglover]

Fighting in Mario Parties either just involves jumping on each other, or limited punches just to push a player off a platform or something. So there's really not much variety to the knowledge about her fighting/martial art skills.

Smash in its simplest form is this. You can jump, punch and kick as your favourite nintendo characters!

 

[Mypantisgone]

Smash in its simplest form is this. You can jump, punch and kick as your favourite nintendo characters!

Special attacks are that to you?No Special attack is that natural.

 

[splat]

Special attacks are that to you?No Special attack is that natural.

Except for Captain Falcon.
Falcons specials are exactly that.

 

[Pichu4SSB4]

Smash in its simplest form is this. You can jump, punch and kick as your favourite nintendo characters!

There is a lot more variety to Smash's fighting mechanic though, each character use their well known abilities and there is huge unbalance from the first to the last fighter. In Mario Party, all characters use identical gameplay style so the challenges are balanced. So it doesn't count.

 

[Mypantisgone]

Except for Captain Falcon.
Falcons specials are exactly that.

You can make fire falcons?Explode when grabbing someone?Dash and make fire with your hand out of nowhere?Do the same with your feet?

Tell me more.

 

[splat]

You can make fire falcons?Explode when grabbing someone?Dash and make fire with your hand out of nowhere?Do the same with your feet?

Tell me more.

I wonder where you got the idea of mentioning fire stuff from, as neither me nor jigglover mentioned it. Go condescending Wonka on me all you want - but his specials are still punching, jumping and kicking, are they not?

 

[SmasherMaster]

Look, can we get back to the Codec Calls?

 

[Mypantisgone]

I wonder where you got the idea of mentioning fire stuff from, as neither me nor jigglover mentioned it. Go condescending Wonka on me all you want - but his specials are still punching, jumping and kicking, are they not?

What I mean is,the attacks aren't just simple punches like in Mario Party.You don't do anything like Falcon in it,so you can't really say she knows how to fight like all the others just because you punch someone.

 

[FZ64]

people this isn't the mario party thread! this is pittys and Palatanas codecs >:<

 

[8-peacock-8]

We need a codec for the Wonderful 101

 

[SmasherMaster]

Improved Waluigi
Pit: Umm, Palutena? Who’s that guy in purple?
Palutena: Pit, that is Waluigi.
Pit: So, I’m guessing that’s he’s Wario’s brother?
Palutena: Nobody really knows. But watch out, he’s a dirty player no matter what the game.
Pit: And what games is that?
Palutena: The same as Daisy.
Pit: So let me guess he only punches, kicks, jumps and ground pounds?
Palutena:Nope, he is somewhere as talented as Daisy is when it comes to sports, parties and kart racing. But he can also use Bob-omb and Piranha Plants.
Pit: Anything else?
Hades: Why don’t you try his wonderful whisked eggplants? They are to die for.
Medusa: Please, one of those made one of the Eggplant Wizards throw up.
Pit: Great, so anything I should also avoid?
Virdi: Just try not looking at his face.
Medusa: And some people call me ugly.
Pit: Poor Luigi, first being in the shadow of his brother, then a haunted mansion filled with ghosts and this guy.
Palutena: At least he doesn't have to have to listen to commentary for every other character form his game.


Improved Bandana Dee
Pit: Lady Palutena, who is this?
Palutena: That is Bandana Waddle Dee or Bandana Dee for short.
Pit: So now their letting in generic enemies in the game? Who’s next the Eggplant Wizard?
Palutena: No, he is King Dedede’s right hand man.
Pit: Wasn’t that Escargoon?
Palutena: That was the Kirby anime. Not cannon.
Pit: Forgot, sorry. Anything I should know?
Palutena: He is great with a spear. He can even use it as a helicopter blade.
Pit: Wow, wonder if he ever used if for shish kabob.
Hades: Maybe he can make a Pit Kabob.
Dark Pit: Hades, that was pathetic.
Virdi: Yep. He's even worse than the Pokemon Trainer and Oliamr using the forces of nature for their biding.
Pit: That's syaing something coming from Virdi.


Link
Navi: Hello!
Pit: Um, hi. Where is Lady Palutena?
Navi: Look.
Pit: Yeah, I see that I’m fighting Link.
Navi: Watch out!
Pit: For what?
Navi: Listen!
Pit: Okay, but what does this have to do with anything?
Hades: Why if it isn’t little Pitty. Now, are you having a private conversation or can anybody just feel free to chat.
Pit: Hades, not right now.
Navi: Hey! Listen! Watch Out! Hey! Look! Watch Out!
Link: ……
Pit: ……
Hades: ……
Palutena: So, I was in the wrong corner. The other guy wasn’t much of a talker. So what did I miss?

Fox
Pit: Lady Palutena, who am I fighting right now?
Slippy: FOX! HELP GET THIS GUY OFF ME!
Pit: AHH! Talking frog!
Slippy: Fox, you’re an angel!
Pit: Who’s Fox? And who are you?
Peppy: That’s Slippy. I’m Peppy. And that is Fox over there.
Pit: How, I thought that a somebody from the distant future of Animal Crossing.
Peppy: Fox is the leader of the group called Star Fox.
Pit: Hey, I think that I played one of those games.
Peppy: He uses his blaster, reflector, and his land master.
Slippy: Which I actually modified.
Pit: Thanks, well I better get to fighting.
Palutena: First Little Mac, then Link and now Fox. What’s next I mistake Bowser as Pit? Sorry about that Pit.
Pit: No problem Lady Palutena.


Bowser
Kamek: Greetings, your highness.
Pit: Thanks, but when did I become king? And what did I become king of?
Kamek: What, you’re not Bowser!
Pit: How can you mistake an angel for a large spiked shelled turtle?
Kamek: Umm.
Pit: I’m going to guess that I’m fighting Bowser, right?
Kamek: Yep. I’m not going to be telling you how to beat him like that idiot Slippy.
Pit: Then why don’t you brag about how he is going to beat me?
Kamek: I’m not stupid! You think that I’m going to...!
Bowser: KAMEK!
Kamek: Yes?
Bowser: Take this one to the castle!
Palutena: (unconscious)
Pit: LADY PALUTENA! OH, IT’S ON NOW KOOPA! PREPARE TO BRING IT!


Peach
Toadsworth: Greetings princess. I will never know why you wanted to sign up for this.
Pit: Wait, since when have I become a girl?
Toadsworth: Wait, you’re not the princess.
Pit: Yeah, I’ve never been a princess. I’ve never even been a girl.
Toadsworth: I better get over there and talk to the princess.
Pit: That’s Peach, right? I remember how Mario and Bowser are always fighting over her.
Toadsworth: She uses a lot of things including her turnips, a frying pan, a golf club, and a tennis recket.
Pit: I’m not even going to ask where she gets all that stuff.
Toadsworth: She has a lot of pockets.
Pit: I thought she stored that stuff under her dress.
Palutena: Sorry. Wrong side, again!
Pit: Oh come on, who can you mistake me for a hyrulian, a princess, a vulpine, a boxer and a turtle! What’s next, I’m a Lucario?
Peach: You thought that I was an angel! Toadsworth, you may now marry my frying pan!
Toadsworth: Now, princess. Let me explain.


Mr. Resetti
Pit: Lady Palutena, who is this?
Virdi: She’s busy right now. She has to deal with Hades.
Pit: What’s he doing now.
Virdi; He’s trying to get her to go out with him.
Pit: I better go rescue her.
Virdi: Your in the middle of a match right now!
Pit: Oh right. Now, who am I facing right now?
Virdi: Your fighting… No it can’t be!
Pit: Who is it!
Virdi: That stupid gerbil, Mr. Resetti.
Pit: And why is Mr. Resetti said bad.
Virdi: Shut up! I’m trying to avoid the little stalking little badger.
Pit: Why is that?
Virdi: He still hasn’t left me alone after that little Reset Bomb incident.
Pit: Little?
Virdi: Are you on his side!?
Mr. Resetti: Hey! Your that goddesses with the reset bombs! Nobody resets one my watch, not their game and especially not the planet!
Virdi: Don’t make me come over there you little hamster!
Mr. Resetti: What are you going to do, throw your little plant people at me! Olimar already bet you too it!
Pit: Okay, I’m just going to fight him now.
Virdi: Kill him!
Pit: Again, I’m not your servant.

K. K. Slider
Pit: LAdy Palutena, is Nintendo running out of fighter for Smash Bros?
Palutena: What makes you say that?
Pit: Well, there is K. K. Slider on the battlefield.
Palutena: K. K. Slider? Can you get his autograph?
Pit: I'll try after the match.
Palutena: I love his music. I only buy animal crossing to listen to him on Saturday nights.
Pit: Wow. Okay then.
Palutena: What, you play Nintendogs.
Pit: Difference is that the nintendogs are the main character. K. K. Slider is just another villager.
Palutena: Anyway, K. K. Slider is using his guitar as a club.
Pit: And its made of gold? So that's going to hurt.
Palutena: He is also using music as his special moves.
Pit: Okay, then. Looks like I'm ready to fight.
Palutena: Make sure to get me that autograph.

Rosalina
Pit: Lady Palutena, who is that women?
Palutena: That is Rosalina, She is the mother of the Lumas.
Pit: What exactly is a Luma?
Palutena: They are those little things that were floating around her when wshe entered the battlefield.
Pit: So, if their like aliens?
Palutena: Techinally, yes in Mario's persecutive.
Pit: If their aliens, does they fly Arwings and other types of ships?
Palutena: The Lumas are actually a peacful race.
Pit: So why is the ruler of a peaceful race in a figthing game.
Palutena: Go ask PEach about that. Also, Rosalina, she left to be the Luma's mother when she was a young girl.
Pit: Now I honestly feel bad about fighting her.
Palutena: Sorry Pit but neither of you guys have a choice. It up to the players.

 

[Frostwraith]

[COLLAPSE="Vs. Pit"]Pit: Huh, Lady Palutena...? Is my mind playing tricks on me or I am fighting myself?
Dark Pit: Yes, you're fighting against yourself... or another copy of you.
Pit: Pittoo?
Dark Pit: You may want to remember the fights between us. That Pit you see over there has the exact same skills as you and me. So, watch his movements closely and attack when he lowers his guard.
Pit: Sounds like a good plan. And where's Lady Palutena, anyway?
Dark Pit: I'm sure she is busy with something...
Pit: Come on now, you're in her temple! You probably know it.
Palutena: Unnh... what happened? I must have fallen asleep...
Pit: Who could possibly do this?
Dark Pit: Guess who...
Dyntos: Ho ho ho ho ho! Hello there, Pit!
Pit: Lord Dyntos! So, you're testing me again, right?
Dyntos: Exactly! Thankfully, your black winged twin helped me with this very idea.
Pit: What?! Pittoo, you knew this already?
Dark Pit: Hey, I thought this would be funny!
Palutena: Don't get angry now, Pit. It would be desrespectful!
Dark Pit: Angels shouldn't mess with the gods and all that...
Dyntos: Well said! That's an important life lesson for you, sonny.
Pit: Don't tell me you three were all behind this!
Dyntos: Of course! Gods also need some entertainment sometimes.
Pit: Lady Palutena? You too?
Palutena: Of course, Pit! It was fun, wasn't it?
Pit: Why does everyone like messing with me?
[/COLLAPSE]

 

[8-peacock-8]

Why is this appearing as a locked thread on my screen?

 

[jigglover]

Why is this appearing as a locked thread on my screen?

It apparently is not, since you posted and I'm posting and in about a minute will have this posted for you to read my posted comment some time in the future. Makes sense?

 

[SmasherMaster]

Wolf
Pit: Lady Palutena, this is you right? Not Navi, Slippy, Peppy, Kamek, Toadsworth, Doc Louis or anybody else right?
Palutena: Yep it is me right now.
Dark Pit: And me.
Virdi: And me.
Magnus: I'm here.
Medusa: and me.
Thantos: Hello everybody!
Pandora: You look as meddling as ever, Pit.
Hades: I wonder who gets to beat up Pitty today? I envy them so much.
Pit: I guess that this is a hollow victory. Anyway, I think that I'm fighting Wolf.
Thantos: What makes you say that?
Pandora: Well how many other wolves with an eyepatches that fly spaceships do you know off? Idiot
Thantos: Wolf Link? Mightyena? Sonic?
Pit: Does each time I kill you make you dumber?
Hades: Yep, trust me.
Pit: Anyway, any suggestions to beat him.
Palutena: Wolf is the strongest out of the Star Fox character. He is a semi-clone of Fox but his attacks do much more damage than either Fox's or Falco's.
Pit: So use the standard Star Fox method? This is going to be an easy win.
Wolf: Can't let you do that Kid Icarus.

Plusle and Minun
Pit: Lady Palutena! There are two pokemon running around the stage.
Palutena: Well, Pit they are known as Plusle and Minun. They work best as a tag team.
Pit: You mean like the Ice Climbers?
Palutena: Basically, yes. But these two are more than just gimmick stealing clones.
Pit: What do you mean by that?
Palutena: These two Pokemon may not be the coolest or strongest 3rd Gen pokemon.
Virdi: Pokemon? Crush the nature abusing slave owner!
Pit: Same world, different character Virdi.
Palutena: Basically just combine your Pikachu strategies with your Ice Climber strategies.
Pit: Okay, keep them away from each other and use my standard Pikachu attacks.
Palutena: That's it Pit!

King Boo
Pit: What's with the giant ghost?
Hades: Looks like somebody was able to dodge the reapers.
Palutena: That's King Boo.
Pit: Was he a king when he was alive?
Virdi: Ghosts are crimes against nature! You better kill him, again.
Pit: He's not a zombie, he's a ghost!
Medusa: Maybe the underworld army needs zombies.
Pit: Nope, Reapers and Eggplant Wizards are good enough. But can we get back to talking about King Boo.
Palutena: He is the leader of the boos, one of the toughest Mario minions.
Pit: Why is that?
Palutena: Everything goes through them. Fire balls, turtle shells, tanooki tail, even Mario.
Pit: So how do I attack him?
Palutena: Master Hand forced him to wear a crown that made him no longer intangible.

King K Rool
Doc Louis: Listen up Pit. Your next opponent is King K Rool.
Pit: What happened to Lady Palutena?
Doc Louis: She's redeeming points from all your video games on Club Nintendo.
Pit: Okay, so why are you doing this?
Doc Louis: I told Palutena that I would help you. Anyway, King K Rool is not only a king but also a pirate, a boxer and a mad scientist.
Virdi: Scientists are a crime against nature. With their disease vaccines and dissecting animals. Crush him Pit.
Pit: I'm not your servant Virdi!
Doc Louis: Virdi, you should join Club Nintendo!
Virdi: Why? Every single game on a nintendo constol has a crime against nature! Pikmin and Polemon has enslaved forces of nature. Mario runs around killing every thing in sight. Kirby eats innocent wildlife. Animal Crossing and Donkey Kong turn wild magnificent creatures into selfish hairy humans!
Pit: Okay, I'm going to on fight now.
Doc Louis: And I gotta go make Little Mac train for his fight with Samus.

Kamek
Pit: Lady Palutena, who is the wannabe Harry Porter?
Palutena: That's no Harry Porter fan, that's Kamek.
Pit: You mean the magikoopa that is always seen with Bowser.
Palutena: Kamek doesn't just hand out with Bowser, he raised and treats Bowser like his own son.
Pit: So why isn't Bowser dressed as a Magikoopa?
Palutena: None of he outfits fitted him. Kamek once kidnapped Luigi and Yoshi went on a quest to bring Baby Mario to his brother.
Pit: Wow. So any suggestions for Kamek?
Palutena: Just one, watch out for his wand. It's his main weapon.
Pit: Got it.

Toon Link
Pit: Lady Palutena, either something happened to Link or is that Toon Link.
Hades: Looks like somebody has been studying his opponents, you get, an eggplant!
Pit: Get that thing away from me!
Palutena: Hades, what are you doin here?
Hades: What you are doing, except I'm being more annoying.
Pit: You can say that again.
Palutena: Anyway, as you guessed before, that's Toon Link.
Pit: So, I'm guessing that he's still a Link clone.
Palutena: Just watch out, he is fast and got a few new moves.
Pit: Like what?
Palutena: Sorry that information is classified.
Pit: Oh come on!

Pokemon Trainer May
Pit: Lady Palutena, there's another pokemon trainer here.
Virdi: Crush her and make her bones into soups.
Pit: Okay, that's scary and I'M NOT YOUR SERVANT!
Palutena: Yeah, Pit?
Pit: Can you tell me about this other pokemon trainer?
Palutena: That Trainer is from the pokemon region Hoenn. The Pokemon there are much different from the other Pokemon Trainer.
Pit: So, who does she have?
Palutena: There is Mudkip, who is the lightest of the three.
Pit: As in I HEARD YOU LIKE MUDKIPS
Palutena: Yep that one. Also there is Grovyle, the swiftest of the three.
Pit: That one was a main character in one of the Mystery Dungeon games, right?
Virdi: What's a mystery dungeon?
Pit: It's a pokemon game.
Virdi: Those selfish humans
Pit: But with no humans.
Virdi: I suddenly like this game.
Palutena: And the close combat heavy weight is Blaziken.
Pit: I still can't believe how awesome Blaziken is.
Palutena: Just keep an idea on each of the pokemon's attacks.

 

[Frostwraith]

[COLLAPSE="Vs. Petey Piranha"]Hades: Oh, my! Looks like Pitty is going to be someone else's dinner!
Pit: Hades!
Viridi: Not you again...
Hades: That colossal Piranha Plant is Petey Piranha. He's one of Bowser's more powerful minions! I think I'll cheer up for him.
Pit: He seems to be throwing up ink! Blugh...
Hades: Ah, yes! Ol' Petey's still has the fanciest moves, even after being defeated many times by Mario! My, Pitty Pat, it seems that he's in better shape than ever before! You're going to be crushed!
Pit: We'll see about that!
[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Vs. Meowth"]Pit: Hey, look! It's Meowth!
Hades: Hey, look! Who cares?
Viridi: Actually it's quite cute. Does anyone here like cats?
Dark Pit: I wouldn't mind having a black cat...
Pit: Maybe I could catch him...
Viridi: Don't you dare!
Hades: Looks like miss sprout is angry again... isn't it classic?
Viridi: Shut up, Hades! Defeating Meowth in combat is bad enough!
Dark Pit: You gods can be very entertaining... maybe I could grab some popcorn or something...
Hades: Hoho! Seems that Pittooey has sense of humor, after all!
Pit: You should know how annoying is to have all of you talking nonsense while I fight! And where's Lady Palutena, anyway?
Hades: Cheer up, Pitty! Or do you really need your precious goddess?
Viridi: I've never seen anyone so devoted to a goddess.
Pit: Because Lady Palutena isn't annoying like the both of you...
Dark Pit: Even I am forced to agree with this.
[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Vs. Victini"]Pit: That's...
Pyrrhon: HAHAHAHA! What a fiery match for Pyrrhon!
Pit: Pyrrhon?
Pyrrhon: Yes, it's me! Now, let Pyrrhon offer some advice. Victini is a Fire-type Pokémon and powerful at that! Look at those flaming moves! Ah, and he also has psychic powers so Pyrrhon suggests you to focus your mind or something like that.
Pit: You seem to know a lot about fire Pokémon.
Pyrrhon: Of course! Pyrrhon's the sun god after all! What is a sun god who doesn't know all about fire?! NOTHING, that is!
Pit: Maybe I should buy Pokémon White...
Dark Pit: So I could defeat you in battle?
Pit: What are you suggesting?
Dark Pit: I have it right here, the Black version of Pokémon.
Pit: Should've guessed... wait a sec, where did you get that?
Dark Pit: I've been doing business here and there...
Pit: That's hard to believe.
Pyrrhon: It's true!
Dark Pit: Would you doubt the word of a god?
Pit: Hmph... Viridi, Hades, Pandora, and the both of you... even Lady Palutena really likes to make fun of me...
[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Vs. Cynthia"]Pit: Lady Palutena, who is that Pokémon Trainer?
Palutena: She's Cynthia, she's the champion of the Sinnoh region.
Pit: That title of champion really tells something.
Palutena: She has built quite the bond with her Pokémon and both her and her Pokémon are very coordinated in battle.
Pit: She really knows what she's doing.
Paltuena: Their bond is so strong it's as if they needed each another. Her most powerful Pokémon is Garchomp, its Dragon-type moves are deadly. It can also use many ground type moves, but those can be easlily dodged by flying away.
Pit: If it's a dragon, he also breathes fire, right?
Palutena: Yes, you'd better watch out for that as well.
Pit: Got it. But what other kind of Pokémon does she also have?
Palutena: Her Roserade is deadly with its poisoned thorns and watch for its Grass-type moves as well, you don't want to get hit by its devastating SolarBeam.
Pit: This is scary stuff...
Palutena: Speaking of scary stuff... another Pokémon of hers is Spiritomb. It's a Ghost and Dark-type Pokémon who uses supernatural moves, psychic moves and also attacks with ghostly fire and has a tendency to attack from the shadows.
Pit: Ouch...
Palutena: She has three powerful Pokémon and has a lot of experience in fighting. She won't be an easy opponent. Good luck!
Pit: Thanks! I won't let you down, Lady Palutena!
[/COLLAPSE]

 

[SmasherMaster]

Donkey Kong
Doc Louis: Listen Pit baby, your current opponent is Donkey Kong.
Pit: Well, I was fighting him since Brawl. How do you know him?
Dax Louis: He once went up against Little Mac twice.
Pit: So what happened?
Doc Louis: One match Little Mac won but the other one Little Mac was rescued by Mario.
Pit: Okay, so ant tips on how I should fight him?
Doc Louis: First off, watch out for his punches. Secondly, use aireall attacks and projectiles against him.
Pit: So keep distance as possible.
Doc Louis: And do not cage his father!
Pit: I get the Donkey Kong Jr reference.

Dr Mario
Pit: Wait, since when did Mario get a medical degree?
Palutena: That's Dr. Mario.
Pit: Wait, so is he the regular Mario?
Palutena: I'm going to say no because he was a fighter in Melee.
Pit: If he was cut in Melee, why is he back? Wasn't he taken out for a reason?
Palutena: Actually four of the Melee rejects were once considered for Brawl.
Pit: And I'm guessing that Pichu wasn't.
Palutena: Yep. Mewtwo, Roy and Dr. Mario each had their own data inside of the game while Young Link is considered Toon Link by some.
Pit: Wait, isn't Brawl's Pikachu Melee's Pichu?
Palutena: We will talk about that later. Right now we need to focus on Dr. Mario.
Pit: Right, sorry. So anything I should know about?
Palutena: Watch out for his medicine which actually hurts.
Pit: Ouch, the irony.

Raichu
Pit: So this is 64 and Melee's Pikachu, right?
Palutena: That would make sense since The current Pikachu knows Volt Tackle and wears Pichu's googles.
Pit: So he's a stronger and slower Pikachu?
Palutena: Well, yes in this game he is.
Pit: So, what do we do know?
Navi: Hey listen!
Pit: Noooooooo!

Baby Mario Bros
Pit: Lady Palutena, what did Bowser do to Mario and Luigi?
Palutena: That's actually the Baby Mario Bros.
Virdi: Babies version of people in the same time as their adult forms? That is a crime against nature!
Pit: Everything is a crime against nature! You probably think that nature is a crime against nature.
Virdi: Shut up!
Pit: Anyway, I can't hurt babies!
Palutena: Tell that to them. They don't mind beating you up.
Pit: But what if I kill them? Will I erase Mario and Luigi from the face of the earth? Will I make it so Nintendo never does anything? Will I make myself not exist? What about you, Virdi, Hades, Magnus, Pittoo, Medusa, Pandora, Thantos...
Palutena: Pit calm down! That was already taken care of.

Mona
Pit: Lady Palutena, who is the cheerleader.
Palutena: That's Mona, one of Wario's employees.
Pit: So she's a money wanting gassy idiot?
Palutena: How is Wario an idiot?
Pit: He sticks around with Waluigi.
Palutena: Anyway, watch out for her scouter, her baton and her pizza.
Pit: She fights using pizza? And how do you know that?
Palutena: What, it's the world's best pizza.
Pit: Anyway, is there anything else, I should avoid?
Palutena: Basically jump to avoid her scouter. Dodge the pizza, or eat them and stay your distance to avoid her baton.
Pit: Thanks Lady Palutena.
Mona: You're Palutena, here's the pizza you ordered.

Kirby
Pit: Lady Palutena, that's Kirby right?
Palutena: Yep, what makes you say that?
Pit: Well he tried to et me a second ago.
Palutena: Maybe he likes the taste of angel.
Pit: But chicken is more economical.
Palutena: I know Pit, I know. Anyway, Kirby is lucky. eggs from Yoshi with bananas from Diddy, pancakes from Mr. Game and Watch, pizza from Mona, peanuts from Diddy and turnips from Peach.
Pit: And he still has room for me? Not to self: Never treat Kirby to an all you can eat buffet.

Gooey
Pit: Please tell me this is a slime.
Palutena: Sorry but that is Gooey, one of Kirby's friends.
Pit: He's going to eat me, isn't he? I've already been eaten by Kirby, Wario, Yoshi and Dedede. I'm tried to being eaten!
Palutena: Well, you must be very lucky. Gooey uses his tongue as Ivysaur uses its vines, how the Ice Climbers use their hammers, and his King Boo also uses his tongues.
Pit: So he licks, spins and grabs with his tongue? Who was the last person he fought?
Palutena: Wario.
Pit: Oh come on, I'm never get a break!

Birdo
Pit: Okay, I'm really starting to hate being in Smash Bros.
Hades: Is Pitty Pat getting tried of his butt being handed to him.
Pit: Don't make me convince Master Hand to put you in the next Smash game.
Palutena: What's wrong Pit?
Pit: I fighting this thing. I don't know what it is.
Virdi: Forget about Olimar and Pokemon Trainers, that thing is the biggest crime of nature yet.
Dark Pit: What's up with that face?
Pandora: Something more messed up than Thantos
Palutena: That's Birdo. He she it is a member of the species Birdo.
Pit: Why Does everything need to known as it's species? Toad, Yoshi, Birdo and Kamek.
Palutena: Probably because they represent their species so well.
Pit: I'm guessing that Birdo will use eggs like Yoshi?
Palutena: Birdo actually also swallows people and shoots eggs out of her mouth.
Pit: Great, I'm going to be eaten again.

 

[Deleted member]

For future reference, if anyone makes a Dr. Mario one, Pit is well aware of Dr. Mario's existance; afterall he mentions the series within Uprising.

 

[SmasherMaster]

For future reference, if anyone makes a Dr. Mario one, Pit is well aware of Dr. Mario's existance; afterall he mentions the series within Uprising.

Well Pit also knows about Donkey Kong, Legend Of Zelda, Metroid, and Star Fox, but it easier to make him ask Palutena about who he is fighting.

 

[Enlong]

Pit vs Samus

Pit: Hey, isn't that...?
Palutena: Yes, that's Samus Aran. Samus is a bounty hunter who travels the galaxy, destroying spacefaring threats with her versatile, Chozo-made Power Suit.
Pit: A bounty hunter, huh? So she fights for money, like Magnus?
Palutena: Ostensibly, yes, but she can just as often be seen taking on fights without promise of a reward, especially when the Space Pirates are involved... Oh, but not those Space Pirates.
Pit: Ah, so the mighty bounty hunter has a conscience.
Palutena: Pit, are you all right?
Pit: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Palutena: You're not... jealous of her, are you?
Pit: Jealous? Why would I be jealous of her?
Palutena: You tell me. It could be that you really want a suit of armor like hers, or you wish you could have a Cannon as useful as the one she uses. Or... maybe you blame her for-
Pit: Shut up about that!
Pit: ...Her game wasn't even that good.
Palutena: 25 years is a long time, but it's not really her fault that people liked her more back in the '80s. Plus, we got to enjoy a lot of peace-time because of it, you know.
Pit: Well, now I'm back, and it's my turn to prove myself!
Palutena: Be careful, though. She's a formidable ranged fighter. Her missiles and beams deal much more damage than your arrows, and she's no slouch up close, either, especially with her Grapple Beam.
Pit: Guess I just have to use my speed.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Can you update the OP? I want my Princess Daisy, Waluigi, Bandana Dee, Paper Mario, Pokemon Trainer Red, Link, Fox, Bowser, Peach, Mr. Resetti, K K Slider, Rosalina, Wolf, Plusle + Minun, King Boo, King K Rool, Kamek, Toon Link, Pokemon Trainer May, Donkey Kong, Dr Mario, Raichu, Baby Mario Bros, Mona, Kirby, Goeey, and Birdo CC on there.

 

[~ Valkyrie ~]

Sureey, it's been a long time as I can see. (-l~l-);;

EDIT: Seems like these take a while because I have to bold the names and other stuff. I try to do this maybe tomorrow. (-^<>^-)