this community is all about whos butt****ing who
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A Day in the Life of Leon
So last night, my
GUUUUUUUURLFRIEND [sic] was gonna crash at my place. I was down but I told her I'm still gonna watch starcraft anyway. But I was going to be breaking routine. The moral of the story is: don't break your routine.
So I put some pizza in the microwave, loaded up some vods, and got some soda. When I was figuring out how to get into bed with food + drink + laptop (being fat rules) she said DONT SPILL
and I said I WONT
so super carefully I put the laptop down, put the plate down, and put my cup on the floor. But I was on the other side of the bed this time, and my cup got tangled in the laptop cord and i SPILLLLLED
like. dont spill. i wont. hehehe. oh ****. ****. i spilled for reals and im not joking god dammit.
i felt obligated to bust out the carpet cleaner because i feel terrible when i ruin my dad's house because he doesnt have to let me live there. so i spray and dab n ****. and i threw the paper towels in the toilet.
idk it seemed like a good idea. like its pretty much TP and its already wet. so i came to a dilemma. pull the wet paper out, or try and flush it.
so i flushed it. the toilet clogged. god dammit i gotta get the plunger.
well the plunger sucks. and basically i did my best and it made a different noise so i was like hmm, maybe it needs another flush LOL
BAD IDEA
then water from the bowl (complete with poo poo particles) proceeded to flow out onto the floor, and soak everything. spent the next 30 minutes fixing the toilet and mopping up and taking another shower. everthying sucked.
then i got more soda and ate my cold pizza and watched vods.
the end