What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[Twiggy_Ramirez]

"rolling is better than shielding because you can move"

and go angry italian smashers!

 

[{Poet}Kai]

''I only play good at night''

(After he got owned on a tourney)

 

[Aiser]

umm, I've never played PC Chris in a Link ditto, ever, sorry there Asser. I've played PC once in a friendly at FC3 against his Falcon. So I guess, that makes the dumbest thing I've ever heard a noob say, congrats, that and "Aniki > GERM", that's purrty fu**in' dumb. Thank you, and God Bless.

Always getting angery eh?

I heard you did btw, so don't kill the messneger? lol

and why is it a dumb statement truth hurts?

 

[Sytar]

Haha, everyone always hating on Germ just 'cause he isn't as good as Ken but still good nevertheless.

 

[Noble-]

Come to MLG saying that, and see what place you get.

Actually Mars- you can win without wavedashing

Have you ever heard of Aniki?

He hardley ever wave dashes yet he can go toe to toe with Ken..

0.o

 

[Aiser]

Haha, everyone always hating on Germ just 'cause he isn't as good as Ken but still good nevertheless.

I'm not saying he isn't good =\ I'm just saying theres someone better then him. It would help if people didn't over rate him all the time. *coughpeopleonyoutubecough* <_<

 

[Noble-]

The funniest thing I ever heard a noob say was that he can beat Ken and Isai cause they "suck"

 

[swordgard]

Well dumbest i heard is:
You see that combo of yours, i could just jump out of it during my stun time....


IT AINT CALLED STUN TIME FOR NO REASON

 

[Flamestar666]

I really don't mean to, I'm Italian.

Lol, I thought your mom said you guys were from El Salvador


the n00biest things i have seen is

Turned: Smash Child 10:30pm Friday October 13, 2006{/quote}

 

[REØ]

lol

lol

lol

 

[Eci4]

Actually Mars- you can win without wavedashing

Have you ever heard of Aniki?

He hardley ever wave dashes yet he can go toe to toe with Ken..

0.o

actually I'm quite sure ken ***** aniki in tournaments... in friendlies he did good though...


anyway... "I'm fatigued"

 

[REØ]

ken rarely wavedashes also

 

[irealyhatepozers]

ah man, i took so much shield out of you with my falcon punch


if you were infront of me, i would have killed you with my falcon punch

 

[The GERM]

Dumbest thing I've ever heard and actually still here is this, you ready...

"DBR CAN'T DI!!"

 

[FierceFox]

My friends little brother picks Mewtwo and thinks hes the best. He always says hes top tier and he owns all. He sucks with him lol.

 

[Its-ah-me]

"How do you roll around like that?"
"How did my hit go right through you?!"
"You can do smash attacks without the C-Stick?!"
"Why do my missles bounce off you and hit me?
"What's Mr. Game and Watch?

I live around a lot of noobs

 

[The Burrito of Time]

"How is it that I always get hit by everything"

I honestly feel bad when I play my friends.

 

[Wave⁂]

my almost always stoned friend, while Samus vs. his yoshi: "You wanna go? Wanna go?"

yeah...we're playing a fighting game...

EDIT: ken recently 4-stocked Isai with windmill of fury.

 

[whiteboard]

n00b: Agh! That's all you ever do!
Me: What?
n00b: You get me off the stage and don't let me get back on!
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[Lpmike]

My friend playing as Dr. Mario--"Take your prescription...OF DOOM!"

 

[Overdaws]

"Do you have all 400 trophies??" - My 7-year-old cousin

 

[Mars-]

EDIT: ken recently 4-stocked Isai with windmill of fury.

It's Wes that 4-stocked Isai, not ken. That is pretty nuby coming from you though.

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

Dumbest thing I've ever heard and actually still here is this, you ready...

"DBR CAN'T DI!!"

Well yeah. But that's true. Especially those Germ and Zelgadis guys. HOR-RI-BLE.


Hmmm... the stupidest Smash thing I've ever heard was that Fox sucked and that the tiers meant nothing at all. He thought that I thought that the tier list was saying that because Ken used Marth he shouldn't be better than a Fox player......

 

[Earthbound360]

My friend playing as Dr. Mario--"Take your prescription...OF DOOM!"

...{THIS POST IS NOW LONG ENOUGH}

 

[MyNiggaNameDante]

"Falco has a good recovery"- Mew2King

 

[Its-ah-me]

My friend playing as Dr. Mario--"Take your prescription...OF DOOM!"

Whenever I kill someone, I pause the game and zoom in on the stethescope and say "Heart-rate? ZERO! Because I killed you! And dead people have no heart-rate! OWNED!"

 

[A-Laon]

Hmm, I have too many to choose merely one:

"Falco's recovery is so cheap!"
-a friend of mine who tried to shine spike my illusion too early

"There's nothing wrong with Hyrule Temple."
-bottom level camper

"Sheik sucks!"
-another friend, this one who thinks G&W is one of the best characters in the game

"I shielded!"
-a guy I killed with Marth's fully-charged shield breaker

...and for the grand finale:

"wats a falco?"
-some guy who got chased off of neoseeker

 

[Wave⁂]

shut up mars.

i read that from the whindmill of doom thread, i trusted them....too bad. :/

 

[TheManaLord]

"Ganondorf? he's the same as captain falcon"

 

[vietgamer1021]

"i thought only link , young link, and samus can chain throw"
"roy is so much better than marth, you can hold b as long as you want and kill him anytime"
"jigglypuff is wimpy"
"peach and sheik are girls, they cant be good"
"im the best here, i can pwn you all"
"why do you practice against lv 1's, i can beat lv 9's"

yep, theres many more that i can think of

 

[Great Teacher Smith]

"You don't even need skill for this game like you do in a real fighting game. I'd whoop your *** in some Soul Calibur."

I don't see how people can say there's no skill in Smash Bros, but then they also consider themselves good at SSBM when they don't even know about catching thrown items.

 

[REØ]

^um catching thrown items........................that doesn't really take skill at all, considering no one plays with items...

 

[Ironclad]

This is pretty much how it goes when you tell some people that you play Smash, especially if they're a fan of the "real" fighting games.

Other guy: "That game's so shallow and simple, I pretty much mastered the whole thing in like two days."
Me: "Alright then, oh great master, mind playing me?"
*10 full stocks of **** ensues*
Other guy: "**** this nooby **** game."
Me: "Hahaha, Scrub."

Anyway, as for my own noob quotes, these are some real ones that put a smile on my face:
"What the hell? You grabbed the ledge with your hook?"
"Reflect is pretty pointless, people can still hit you, just use shield instead."
"You have to be really good to use Shiek well."
(after using SHL on someone) *Laughs* "That's so pointless, it just makes it easier to miss."

 

[Aiser]

eating with my friends we talk about smash for some reason I'm the only decent player there.

Dylan: Mewtwo is the best character in the game.
Me: imagine bowser with no pros only cons.
Dylan: Okay?
Me: thats Mewtwo.

 

[KrazyKnux]

I was playing as sheik, and some guy walks up and says

"Who's the walrus?"

I couldn't stop laughing at that. I can kind of understand because he probably just looked at the face icons (she somewhat resembles a walrus there), but c'mon, none of the characters on-screen looks like a walrus...

 

[Samochan]

^um catching thrown items........................that doesn't really take skill at all, considering no one plays with items...

Um, ever heard of turnips or bombs? Z-catching with certain characters can be a pain in the ***, especially when one has the pressure in missing and getting hit by a stitchface. >_>; Easy to catch stuff with feet (ganny), tough to catch with a fat body (kirby).

Anyways... haven't played that many noobs, there are only few around here. I do remember myself saying a year back that "wavedashing is just a fancy technique, I can win without". Theoretically, I could, but wd does make my characters so much more mobile I could not live without it anymore. ^^;;

 

[Pikaville]

Probably what I said when I first came to the boards.

1)I could beat all of you.
2)Pikachu is the best character in the game.
3)Items show a players true skill as you have to try to avoid random explosions.
4)All this advanced stuff is useless if someone has been their character for a long time and knows how to use all their moves.HOW WRONG WAS I?!

Every thing that comes out of SoraKeybladeMaster's mouth/keyboard is also usually stupid(no offence dude but you just don't give up do you)


At least i've seen the light

 

[REØ]

lol pikaville

yea samochan you're right, lol everytime someone says items i think of items, i usually refer to those others as projectiles but same thing

 

[smashman90]

Anything that comes out of my neighbor's mouth when I beat him in melee.

 

[plasmawisp6633]

"That's so cheap"
-after i edgeguarded perfectly

"Wavedashing is Useless"
-lots of dumb*sses

"Stop doing that pill thing!"
-after i pill rush someone with Dr. Mario