PKboy89
Smash Journeyman
zoinks...Yes, Diddy does **** like hardcore he just ***** any opponent I play with. I **** any player with Diddy he has great air moves and ground moves and his bananas are just so greasy and naughty. Diddy loves to suck his bananas and deep throat them.
I mained Ness in Melee >.< Once I found out Diddy Kong was in brawl I started screaming my butt off, he's been my favorite Nintendo character ever since I was like...5 years old playing donkey kong country with my dad...
You kinda went to far with the deep throating I woulda just stuck with the whole pantsless, bananas and peanuts thing...but he's a monkey, he's supposed to just be scrambling everywhere and throwing poo at people.