Wish Corruptor

[sir slash]

lol....your wish is granted...but they will forever grow out of your pants...XD

I wish my wish for the one thing I want most can't be corrupted!

 

[falcoX]

granted, but u die somehow.

I wish that i lieked more things in life

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but the things you like are michael jackson. (i'm sorry. that was mean, even for me)

I wish I had a cup of pudding

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but the pudding is poisened and you will die slowly and painfully

i wish i was the supreme overlord of the entire universe

 

[Hirsine]

Granted! But you rule a univrese of slugs that smell like poo.

I wish I had a wheel of cheese.

 

[Rebel581]

Granted, but the wheel of cheese runs you over.

I wish shoes were edible.

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

granted, but they taste like **** after you've worn and walked around in them.

I wish I could produce a psychic hand to *****-slap all from afar.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but instead of *****-slapping others, it *****-slaps you

i wish i could eat anything i wanted without having to worry about getting fat

 

[sir slash]

your wish is granted, but you get a zipper on your stumache that other oeople ope when hungry...
I wish this wish(the one I am saying) can not be currupted.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but that wish has already been said, so everyone who reads this topic beats on you

i wish i could get a date

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but the date you get is February 30th, which does not exist.

I wish I didn't act like such a n00b.

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

granted, you bcome so awesome that someone shoots you out of jealousy.

I wish i knew what wish to say i would actually benefit from, no matter how badly is corrupted.

 

[Hirsine]

Granted! You get your wish but then lose it in 1 sec.

I wish that there was a island of mash beans.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but you eat the entire island, cuasing you to get a bad case of food poisoning, and to get fat

i wish the earth was made of pie

 

[falcoX]

granted, but as pie is 3.14159's expertise, he kills u, so u never see how incredible this new world is.

I wish it was my birthday

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but you're 93 years old.

I wish breakfast burritos weren't so darned expensive.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but so many people but them, breakfast burritos soon become non-existent

i wish the milky way was actually made of milk

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but Earth's oceans would turn white in the process, blinding many people.

I wish that Milky Way chocolate bars actually tasted like milk.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but the many chocolate lovers of the world are disgusted and the company soon goes out of business

i wish people would take me seriously

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but they start taking you TOO seriously.

I wish I had enough money to buy a new computer.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but a new virus has spread into every unsold computer, making them unbuyable

i wish i could go to pluto

 

[KLSmash]

Granted but Pluto explodes while you arrive.

I wish Fiery Phoenix would stop posting in the Forum Games.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but his twin brother takes his place.

I wish people would use a wider variety of avatars.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but more people don't post.

I wish Dr.Sloth wouldn't post so much...

 

[red_samus3956]

This is getting to be a good game...

 

[red_samus3956]

Granted, but now he melts from not posting,

I wish i had high-speed internet...

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but it's satellite internet, and a truck knocks it down by accident while trying to plow some snow off the road.

I wish high-speed internet was free...

 

[red_samus3956]

Wish granted, but as you set it up, you break your computer ;-)

I wish hotdogs came in ranch flavor...

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but they're all slimey and white... x_x

I wish my furniture was made of gold.

 

[red_samus3956]

Granted, but when you sit on them, your butt gets cold.

I wish i had a blue wallet...

 

[3.14159]

granted, but that wish was so stupid that the gods sentence you to an eternity in stupidland

I wish I could get images of stupidland out of my head.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but you suddenly become crazy

i wish klsmash didnt wish i i would stop posting in forum games

 

[red_samus3956]

Granted, but now he never knew you, its one of those space/time continuom thingies..

i wish my computer had 5 more gigs on its D:// drive.....

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but the sudden increase in gigabytes causes your computer to explode, killing you

i wish i could teleport anywhere i wanted to

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but whenever you teleport, everything you're wearing turns inside-out.

I wish my face was carved into Mount Rushmore.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but they accidently carve you with one eye and three noses. ;*(

I wish I could download more smileys.

 

[red_samus3956]

granted, but the smilies all had a virus attatched to them

I wish I had more pizza

 

[Hirsine]

Granted! but you throw up the pizza you previously eaten and then said "PIZZA!"

I wish for a coin purse.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but it's pink and green and is full of rotten cheese

I wish I wish I hadn't sat on that fish.

 

[red_samus3956]

granted, you sat on a chicken.....

i wish, i had a monkey