Wish Corruptor

[Hirsine]

Granted! but you got a gorilla instead!

I wish for a clock.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but it runs on moonlight.

I wish I didn't have 10 fingers.

 

[Hirsine]

Granted! now you 1 finger on each hand.

I wish for relief.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but you accidently swallow 14 bottles of tablets for pain relief.

I wish people would stop posting during dawn hours.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but the boards become too busy at night and you can't get on.

I wish for infinite control over the workings of the universe.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but suddenly you start command yourself to lose your control.

I wish people wouldn't eat so much pie.

 

[RageNevermore]

Granted, but now all the uneaten pie gets put in your room.

I wish my FF second discs wouldn't stop working all the time.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but now your first FF discs stop working

i wish i was a monkey

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but you turn into a monkey who 493 fingers and 234 tails and hates bananas.

I wish more people were Canadian and proud of it.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but then George W. Bush moves to Canada O_O

I wish I lived in Canada.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but eating pie mayed you lose time to pay your bills so they ship you back whereever you came from...

I wish Canada would win more medals at the Olympics.

 

[Xx swift xX]

Granted, but the medals are in badmitten.

I wish I could afford an Omega Bundle for the Xbox 360

 

[X-Factor111]

Granted, but you will be beaten up by a taco.

I wish I could pwn Ken

 

[zeka]

Granted, but you just managed to pwn some n00b Ken, not the real one

I wish link's wave dash was as good as Luigi's

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but the next day you find out that everyone elses wavedash is 10 times better.

I wish I could be the king of the world.

 

[X-Factor111]

Granted but you will have to have surgery that will kill you

I wish I was a Millionaire

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but it turns out you got the last question wrong on "Who wants to be a millionaire".
Have fun with $32,000.

I wish X-Factor wouldn't post so much when I'm trying to post.

 

[X-Factor111]

Granted but you will not post as much also.

I wish someone would post after me exept KLSmash

 

[falcoX]

granted, but i am actually KLSmash

i wish MKDS was out

 

[Meteor-Smasher65]

Granted, but it was only for 3 seconds.

I wish for something helpful

 

[X-Factor111]

granted but you become the object

I wish people would stop hating me

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted... now you hate yourself instead and wallow in misery and self-pity.

I wish I didn't have so many things to worry about at the moment.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but at the next moment, you have 2x as many things to worry about.

I wish I could go to sleep.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but you can't wake up.

I wish I could avoid going to sleep.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but u die from lack of sleep

i wish u could eat PI

 

[RageNevermore]

Granted, but whoever did grows infinitely large and squashes you.

I wish my dog was here.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but he took a **** on u

i wish i had fat hands

 

[RageNevermore]

Granted, but it is hard to wipe yourself.

I wish I had more money.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but it turns out you only get 1 more penny.

I wish the Leafs would win the Stanely Cup this year.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, they win a cup from some guy named Stanely >_>

I wish for world peace

 

[falcoX]

granted, but the ppl throw out all there weapons, leading to an enslavement of the human race by emperor kang and his sister, kodos, two aliens from the planet omicron persei 8.

i wish everyone got the joke i just made

 

[Triforce_of_courage]

your wish is granted but no-one laughed at it.

I wish i could play SSBM as well as some of the people in those videos.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted, but i made it the peopoe from OTHER videos.... videos from the video store......in the special section..... after midnite...........

i wish i had R&B crunkcess CIARA wit me rite now.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but I failed to understand your bad English and instead gave you barbie chunkess tiara writ right, meaning absolutely nothing.

I wish my corruptions turned out more diabolically evil.

 

[Hirsine]

Granted! You are some corrupt that you start being self-destructive to your self that you kill yourself in 5 years. Very evil granting, YES?

I wish I had a blanket.

 

[zeka]

Granted, but once you touch the blanket it catches fire and gets burnt to a crisp

I wish for my school to burn down with only the teachers

 

[pizza_boy220]

Your wish is granted, but you just got hired as a teacher.

I wish that Mars was inhabited by Barney.

 

[Falcomaster16]

You're wish is granted, but you must fly into the sea.

I wish I could be immortal.

 

[Falcomaster16]

You're wish is granted, but you must fly into the sea.

I wish I could be immortal.

 

[Falcomaster16]

You're wish is granted, but you must fly into the sea.

I wish I could be immortal.