Wish Corruptor

[super_sonic]

granted but it was plastic.
i wish that i could shoot fire out of my hand and never die or burn myself or go through pain and only kill badguys

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but nobody likes you anymore because they think of you as a freak.

I wish for a box that I could live in.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but it gets rented by people everyday of the week.

I wish for an empire.

 

[Falkick]

granted, but it crumbles under my powerful army of empire drones!

I wish for a rocket launcher.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but you can't afford any rockets.

I wish I had more pudding than the person who corrupts my wish.

 

[oxyborb]

granted, but your pudding is flavored coconut with little chunks. ew.

i wish i had a new middle name. (harrison)

 

[Falkick]

granted, but your new middle name is craphead.

I wish i could afford the rockets for my earlier wish.

 

[CuckooOfTime]

Granted, but you drop one and it blows your legs off.

I wish Falkick could get by without his legs.

 

[drolan]

granted but animals tend to relieve themselves on his chest.

i wish i owned a 2006 Eclipse.

 

[Falkick]

granted, but i blow it up with my rocket launcher! works fine!

I wish i hadnt gotten my legs blown off.

 

[oxyborb]

Granted, your legs were chewed off by a wombat.

I wish Goombas were real.

 

[ChumpMoney]

your wishis granted but they are all invisible.

i wish for a soda machine in my house.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but it only accepts $1000 dollar bills and doesn't give change.

I wish for more Halloween candy.

 

[Falkick]

granted but i eat it all!

(start napolean dynamite)I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!(end napolean dynamite)

 

[Meleeruler]

(Start Meleeruler) Granted, but who are you talking to?

I wish for Metal. (Never end Meleerulerage)

 

[drolan]

granted but then overtime the metal obtains a mind and body of its own and begins hogging your gamecube which means no more ssmb.

I wish the world was flat.

 

[Dapenda]

granted, but then you'd live at the edges and freeze or burn all the time

I wish curruption wasnt such a big part of politics

 

[Godamus]

Granted, now it becomes the only part of politics

I wish no one could lie

 

[drolan]

granted, but you'll receive hatemail from all the people that ever said anything positive about you

i wish there was oxygen in space.

 

[oxyborb]

granted but space smells like bad cough syrup

i wish i had french toast sticks

 

[drolan]

granted but a new law is instated and french toast sticks are outlawed as being detrimental to the environment and are only available in mental asylums.

i wish i had a reason for making a wish

 

[Boomerkawanger]

wish granted ur girlfriend dies and u need to wish her back to life. but u wasted ur wish TO BAD!

i wish i ruled the world

 

[ChumpMoney]

granted, but you fall downa well, and everyone forgets about you.

i wish for a sangwich with no mayo on it.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but a spelling error causes you to recieve a monkey's foot instead.

I wish for 4.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but you get 5,6,7,8 and half a 12 with 4.

I wish for funny comics in dictionaries.

 

[Falkick]

granted, but crazed numbers attack the dictionaries and burn them for all there worth!

I wish i could have some more ammo for my chain gun.

 

[ChumpMoney]

granted, but u murder pi with it and go to jail.

i wish for a sanGwich with no mayo again because i couldnt eat the monkey foot.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but you choke on it.

I wish for an emerald package for SWF (which may just happen...)

 

[drolan]

granted but then the next day the admins ban you from the forums forever..
i wish there was a virtual reality super smash brothers game

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but then you find out what Bowser really does during his down throw.

I wish smilies would cease to exist.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but this thingy >>>>>>>>>>>> becomes the new fad >>.

I wish that the cheeseburgers were not as expensive.

 

[Falkick]

granted, but they all blow up in your stomach.

i wish for the new SSB to come out! ! ! !

 

[ChumpMoney]

granted, but police arrest you just before u geta copy, and when u try to get a contrband version in your jail cell, the corections officers beat you to a pulp.

i wish for another non choking sangwich with no mayo

 

[falcoX]

granted, the sandwhich beats u to a pulp and then makes u eat mayo

i wish for pizza

 

[ChumpMoney]

hah i wanted mayo all along, but i didnt want the beat up part

ok ok granted, you get your pizza.
but i took a dump in it. hah.

i wish for a sangwich with no mayo, that doenst make me choke, and that doesnt beat the crap outta me.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but the sandwhich.... tasted horrible! Muhahahaha!

i wish to be a guitar legend

 

[Falkick]

Granted, but you end up in a wacko jacko-esqe pyro accident! Muahahaha!!

I wish i was outa jail and in my house with copy of ssb without any corrupting!!

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but the copy of ssb you have was stolen, so the police arrest you and you get back in jail...STAY IN THERE !

I wish for a better mp3 than the one I have.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but if its the ipod mini, it will skip songs at random, freeze, and do other crap that pisses me off.

I wish my history teacher was easier

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but you only have 2 songs on it!

I wish for Rammstein.