Wish Corruptor

[falcoX]

granted, but they throw the soup at you

i wish i got a raise (AGAIN!)

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but it's a 1 cent raise.

I wish for floating gummi bears.

 

[falcoX]

granted but they eat u

i wish KL would not post when i am posting

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but I start posting when you are done posting

I wish people would forgive me and FX for spamming.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but then they kill us

i wish that everyone loved me

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, bu then you grow a beard and everyone hates you.

I wish I was a albatross.

 

[falcoX]

granted, since i dont know what that is

i wish KL would let me catch up ( Iwas here first)

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but that made no sense, so no!

I wish people wouldn't think FX and I were spamming, I wish they thought we were "communicating".

 

[falcoX]

lol. granted, but then they think were stupid
i wish my computer would spped up to catch KL

 

[KLSmash]

What are you talking bout??? I need to catch up to you.

Granted, but then your computer catches a viruses and automatically turns off.

I wish for money in a bowl.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but i sttole said bowl

i wish my ipod didnt break

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but now it only holds one song.

I wish... for a dish.

 

[drolan]

granted but we only serve bowls here
i wish..i could save more money on car insurance

 

[RageNevermore]

Granted, but you only save $0.01.

I wish I wasn't in WV right now.

 

[falcoX]

granted, yur in NWV

i wish i hadnt been warned

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, you now are BANNAGED!!1

I wish for Coldplay...

 

[Flarefox]

Granted, but you soon get hotPlay, too................... hrrrmmmm? >.>;

I wish for SSS (super smash skills)

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, you can now beat that 5 year old down the street o.O'

I wish for tube socks!!!

 

[Flarefox]

Granted, but the toe-seams rip open.........................Peter Pan.

I wish for time.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted *throws clock at you*

I wish for pain.

 

[Flarefox]

Granted...I think that that is corrupting enough of a wish.

I wish for no-boredom.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but you always have something to do, so you overload.

I wish for power.

 

[Flarefox]

With power comes great responsibility...and corruption.

T or F: I need to get a life.

 

[Meleeruler]

XP this isn't T or F, its wish corrupter XD

I wish for Flarefox to not do that again.

 

[Flarefox]

Granted, but you end up doing it.

I wish for sleep.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but you sleep for an eternity.

I wish for eggs...

 

[Flarefox]

....eww....you get an infection on your arm from ... Something >>>>>;

I wish to awake...

 

[Falkick]

Wish granted, but he soon does something else.
I wish for an entry into the super smash invitational tournament!!! And I win!!

 

[Meleeruler]

Welcome to SWF, you might want to post in meet or greet or somthin...

anyway...

Granted, but the tourney only had a bunch of 6 year olds...

I wish for mashed potatoes.

 

[Flarefox]

...No gravy, son.

I wish for leet skills.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, you get 1337 skills against n00bs..

I wish for a second life (or third?)

 

[Flarefox]

6|24/\/73|) x 8, but you turn into a cat after I give you too many.

I wish for squirrel.

 

[Meleeruler]

lol

Granted, but I steal it and sove it down your throat, causing you to die (Ah, remember old times Flarefox? XD)

I wish for old times.

 

[Falkick]

granted, but you turn old along with the times
I wish, I wish for a fish

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but that fish is as overdone as the wish.

I wish it was forum requirement for new posters to read at least the past 2 pages of a thread before they post. Oh, can I get some pi with that?

 

[Falkick]

wish granted, but we post before that limit by use of banning the old users.(oh,and no pi for you!)
I wish for an NES with Uber updated graphics.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but the NES runs on 351 AA batteries. And after first use, they explode.

I wish for jello. No not a cello.

 

[Falkick]

wish granted, you get cello flavored jello!
I wish KLSmash,meleeruler,and 3.14159 and i could
hang out together in a paint ball war!

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but I'm on your team. (wait...)

I wish I didn't suck at paintball wars.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, they now suck you!!!

I wish for swish cheese.