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ATHF - We actually get laid

B0NK

B0NK

Smash Lord
Joined
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Messages
1,282
Hahahaha @ reason for edit

woman also needs to learn her place, and that place is the kitchen
 
TwentyTwo

TwentyTwo

Smash Ace
Joined
Jun 3, 2008
Messages
617
Location
Northern Virginia, <3 Ramona Flowers
KageMurphy said:
Alright, so I've been letting this chick hang around me for the past few weeks. Tonight I get a call from her asking me to take her to a movie or something. But we just went to see a movie last night, AND I took that ***** to Olive Garden, AND she got a glass of wine (six bucks), AND I shaved my pubes. That's a lot of **** to do for a chick.

So I'm all like "How about you come over here and watch this movie from netflix with me, I hear it's pretty good." And she starts *****ing.

Summary of our convo:

"Wahh, I never even heard of that movie"

"Yo, some dude told me it is good. He's like ****ing six foot eight, has a kickass beard, and chops down trees all day and ****. He probably knows what he's talking about."

"What the ****? And why can't we just go see a movie at the theater?"

"Because I'm not ****ing King Midas, woman."

"Wahh, what are we going to eat? And I still think that movie sounds stupid."

"I got meat, cheese, and bread. You can make some sandwiches. And if you start thinking the movie sucks you can just suck my dong while I watch it then."

And for some stupid reason she got all pissed off after I said that, flipped a bunch of ****, and hung up on me. This was about ten minutes ago, I guess. I just sent her a text asking if she's coming over to make sandwiches or not? I'm ****ing hungry.


Edit: She told me to "*** off" Oh well, she probably couldn't make a sandwich as well as I can anyway. Stupid whiny over-sensitive woman.

Oh god****, she's sending me a ****load of texts now. Standard "Why do you have to be such an a-hole" ****. I'm texting her back saying to stop wasting my time with her crybaby bull****.

Screw it. I'm just blocking her number.
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Should have just treated her like your prom date.
 
Seagull Joe

Seagull Joe

Smash Legend
Joined
Sep 14, 2008
Messages
10,388
Location
Maryland
NNID
SeagullJoe
LOL@Phil.

LOL@OP.

Hova is the one who started "everyone is stupid?", I thought it was you Tant lol.
 
Seagull Joe

Seagull Joe

Smash Legend
Joined
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Messages
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Location
Maryland
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Anyone else think it's interesting the oldest looking young smasher (Beta) and the youngest looking old smasher(me) are both named Joe?
 
g-regulate

g-regulate

Smash Hero
Joined
Apr 14, 2004
Messages
7,568
Location
ashburn, VA
really? i can believe there's lots of hallucinogens, but if you asked me to name one, mushrooms would probably be the first to pop into my mind.

and im a great case for youngest looking old smasher.
 
NeverKnowsBest

NeverKnowsBest

Monochrome Like A Panda
Joined
May 18, 2007
Messages
6,331
Location
Fort Washington, MD.
K-9 said:
Seagull you'll always be #2 as long as Forte exists. (or until he grows a beard)
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ROFLMFAO! I swear to gawd! When I saw Forte the first time at Chu's Thanksgiving Bi-weekly, I asked him if Chrono Trigger is any good and when he responded in his deep as voice, I jumped out of my **** in shock.

LOL

Forte too goodz!
 
BetaZealot

BetaZealot

Smash Journeyman
Joined
May 18, 2009
Messages
393
Location
Larry Land, MD
K-9 said:
I can't figure out what that censored word is :( I need a genius to help me out!

BMX YOU'RE A SMART GUY RIGHT?!

Edit: btw not to sound like I'm meatridin woodbridge but ADA is tied with BZ for youngest smasher that looks old or w/e.
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How old is he?
 
Coney

Coney

Smash Master
Joined
May 25, 2008
Messages
4,160
Location
Rapture Farms
greg, you don't really look young, you just kinda look like a peanuts character

it's cool though, kenny thinks i look like someone from popeye
 
Smash G 0 D

Smash G 0 D

Leave Luck to Heaven
BRoomer
Joined
Oct 5, 2005
Messages
3,571
Location
Charlottesville, VA
Yay I'm 16 now. xD

Also, my Luigi is too good. LlloD and I ***** with some Luigi/Peach today. WHILE TALKING ON THE PHONE TO OUR AUNT ON SPEAKERPHONE. THEN I STARTED PLAYING WITH ONE HAND. It was pretty skillicious.
 
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