I might not have entered the singles and did really crappy in all of my friendly matches, but I still had hella fun. I don't care. I talked to a good number of people. I pray that there will be another BOMB. Anyways, time for shout-outs:
DA Dave - **** boy, your Falco is sick. I've never seen you play in person I think, so yeah. Crazy. After the first match with you, I was just thinking: "Wow, I'm not gonna beat him, so let's just see what I can learn." Thanks for playing those matches with me (I was the guy with the glasses, NY hat, and beard).
KM - Stop underrating yourself, man. 7th place? WTF! Can't wait to go down to Winchester and chill with you and Kirbstir. You and Sesshomaru are the closest smashers to me and I never knew.
Chin - We never had our money match!! We'll get it at AS4. $1. I'm poor.
Pimpuigi (Mike P) - Mike, you're the greatest dude. I can't believe you did so well with Luigi in a 100-person tourney. That's awesome. Made me wanna play a little more Luigi. I think I played a friendly with Fleur's buddy (for the life of me, can't remember his name) and he beat my Luigi once, but I beat him the next time with him. Remember, f-air is the PIMP SLAP. And you can't win with Luigi without sex.
I'll be sure to come up and chill with Pimptaxi in the future. You're the greatest smasher alive. (lol) We have to play some other stuff more often to, like Bloody Roar. Bakuryu = ownage.
Ryu Tragedy - ****, you're so funny. You remind me of my best friend, Nelson. You're definitely ok in my book.
Mew2King - You managed to still make the tourney and took first in teams with Vidjo? Lucky you. I don't think that was expected...not in the least...
Vidjo - You and Umbreon act a lot alike. Scary.....
UmbreonMow - Maybe next time we won't get lost going to McDonalds. I wasn't used to not having you around going, "Man, your Roy is nice! How the hell do you play as him?". I don't think you're serious when you say that. How can I be nice at Smash when I don't know the stuff that's basic to everyone else? I'll figure it out one day.
Mike G - Cape told me you forgot DDR Mario Mix. I was so looking forward to that, man. And I didn't get to play you in Smash either. You looked like you were busy playing other people.
StoneColdLink - What do you think of Ricky? And he lives closer to you than Germ, trust me. lol
Ricky - Always a pleasure seeing you and everyone that hangs with you. I wish I lived closer to you. You and your peeps are awesome.
PC Chris - I never talked to you before. You're freaking cool, man. Next time you have a smashfest, that's gonna be my priority. Have it soon!!
Radnortuws - **** man, we suck in teams. (LOL) We gotta do better! Link's a good partner for Ganon I think, but I think it was cuz of me we kept losing. We'll do better next time. Also, playing against PC Chris & Unknown in teams then finding out they're not our opponents and our real opponents were the guys who took first in teams didn't make me feel too confident. (lol)
Javier - Believe, man! You are good. You and KM say the same ****, and KM got 7th. You don't go to a lot of tournaments and you're still good, man. No worries!!
XJapan - That was a nice little chat we had, man. I know what it's like to step out into the working world but you still wanna do sooo many other things. Just remember: If you wanna do something bad enough, you'll find time for it. I find time somehow.
DA is too cool. I'll try and make it to a Gauntlet.
People Who Placed Top 3 - Good ****, guys. One day I'll be up there.
Cape - CHILL THE **** OUT. It seems to me the more you learn about the game, the more unfriendly you are, and the more I feel like I don't wanna hang out with you. Most of the stuff you're saying nowadays has the word "I" and "Me" in the sentences, like you're supposed to be better than everyone else. You have changed. You're not the same person that I made Team LOSS with. You're super-friendly to the people who are better than you, but you talk down to me like I'm inferior. Know what? It's a game, Zach. I might get angry when I'm not performing like I want, but I don't blame other people. I don't get up in people's faces going "You're the reason I'm sucking". I go to tournaments for 2 main reasons: 1) To chill with people that have the same interests as me (which includes EVERYBODY that plays Smash, even Mew2King), and 2) to play Smash and compete with those people that I automatically like as soon as I walk in the door. What are your reasons? I bet they're not the same as when you first started playing and I was beating you with more than half the characters in ditto's. We helped each other get better at the game, and now you're such a ****ing cranky player who's every other word is **** or balls and gets angry for what seems to be stupid reasons. I know you tell me things so that I can try and get better, but more and more it seems like...I don't know...that you need to chill the **** out. Trust me Zach, I'm putting this nicely. I was *****ing all the way back to your house and omw back home. ****, I was so pissed and tired from doing that that I got a speeding ticket omw back home. Take a lesson from UmbreonMow since you talk to him and hang with him a lot. Max is mellow mellow mellow as ****. He was right in front of the computer when people were watching videos, and he still passed out no problem. He didn't say anything. I was going to turn off everything and go to bed after watching like 2 videos. I don't have the luxury of being able to download all those videos, so I was trying to watch something that I don't have. Then Tyler and Mike started watching stuff, and I stayed up and on the computer because YOU said that you trust ME with the computer, so I didn't want to leave them with it. I was with you when you were telling Mike to not turn on the PS2 cuz I wanted more sleep than what I got to, and the first ****ing thing I see when I wake up in the morning after having literally nowhere to sleep and freezing my *** off is you in my face with a deep tone of voice telling me how pissed and angry you were at me and Mike and you kept doing that throughout the tournament. Just know that I was going to turn everything off no problems and go to bed, but I stayed on the computer cuz I didn't want to see other people touching your computer without someone you trust at the keyboard. Also, I know **** well how you feel when you say people are rude and mean to you about your generosity. I go up to your place to get away from that ****, and now you're acting rude. Remember where I live and who I live with. I think I've rambled on long enough. I shouldn't have to say more. Enjoy your hiatus, you need it.
Now, back onto the subject: Good **** for showing up and having fun, everybody. I know I had fun, and can't wait for the next tournament I go to. Sorry for not including anyone that I seem to have forgotten about. My memory sucks.
- 'K'